International rescue behind the scenes

It's 3 am

Don't diss it's the first thing I can think of that will make me laugh so hear:

Alien: EMERGENCY
EMERGENCY
Smother_hen: what's the matter?
Dad: what's going on
Boss_bitch: where is my sanity?
Mayhem: tried under your bed?
Boss_bitch: yeah, nothing
Squid: name one thing you can't find under your bed-underwear
Squidet: you won't fine Conrad under Jackie's or at least that's what Nootmas4life said
Mayhem: oh yeah
Alien: good point he'd be in my bed
Space_dude: too much info
Space_bitch: Jackie keep it between u and Conrad
Conrad: I was mentioned
Mayhem: *just died*
Rocket_boy: same!
Squidet: guys Gordon isn't breathing
Smother_hen: GORDON
Boss_bitch: Scott ur a dumbass
Dad: Kiara don't start it's 3 am
Devil: meh 6 more hours
God: nah 9 will only just do it
*Devil and God left the chat*
Mayhem: *with a straight face* and then there was 11
Rocket_boy: 😂
Space_pup: Sophie your killing me
Dad: well Sophie continue killing them at 7am but for now we are ALL going back to bed
Smother_hen: ok
Boss_bitch: fine
Dad: good
*Mayhem removed Dad, Smother_hen and Boss_bitch*
Mayhem: whoever makes the joke I will kill them
Conrad: which joke?
Mayhem: good point actually there is over ten billion and that's my jokes alone
Conrad: from what I've heard there not that good
Mayhem: Jackie there will be trouble
Alien: 😇
Mayhem: wanna know y I'm called Mayhem?
Conrad: not really
Mayhem: be quiet
Alien: Sophia when I find u there will be a fight u don't talk to my boyfriend like that!
Mayhem: r u forgetting something?
Alien: probably tell me
Mayhem: 2 things 1. I'm kickboxing world champion 2. I talk to everyone like that so don't take it personal
Conrad: y would I and Jackie don't kill your sister
Alien: y not I've got 5 other sisters
Squidet: I was summoned
Mayhem: yeah by the Alien
Squidet: *runs and hides*
Squid: Georgie u ok?
Squidet: Jackie. Kill. Me.
Alien: ok but Sophie first
Mayhem: nah I want a front row seat to a show before I die and Georgie's death would be a good one not as good as the hood's but it'll have to do
Alien: so what day? I'm only free this weekend for abut two hours on Saturday
Mayhem: yeah I can do Saturday what time?
Alien: 2:30 in the afternoon ok?
Mayhem: yep fine Georgie
Squidet: fine with me but where?
Alien: the beach ok?
Mayhem+Squidet: fine with me
Conrad: I'm confused so you three are arranging your deaths? That's normal
Alien: er just a sec
(Jackie and Conrad private chat)
💚: Jackie I love you and all but seriously?
💙: yes seriously this is completely normal Tracy behaviour
💚: Ok then well I need some help in the hub
💙: I'm on my way lemme just call a ride
💚: thanks
💙: you're welcome ❤️
💚: c u when u get hear ❤️
💙: ok I'm 10 mins out
(Whole family group chat)
Mayhem: and that's the billionth reason y I'm better at kickboxing than u
Rocket_boy: if Jackie wasn't gonna kill u then I would!
Alien: Adam I will let you kill Sophie if you gimme a ride to the hub it's busy and Conrad wants the help
Mayhem: translation; I'm gonna go make out with my boyfriend
Alien: no
All: yes
Conrad: maybe
Alien: Conrad we'll discuss this later as for the rest of u I'll kill you lot later

Ha! Sophie and Georgina r in deep shit this time any ideas on what u want to happen shout up (let me know) just let me know what book  u want it in text or one-shot and writers block being a pain in the ass I'm stuck for ideas for 'The Gradperants'  so if you have any then say because it will be much appreciated
-Mayhem😈💙💜