Hey guys! Sorry, I haven't updated recently, but school just started and it's pretty stressful. I am writing, but slowly. So here's something to entertain you guys for a bit: some lovely incorrect quotes with our favorite orphans.
Y/N, setting down a card: Ace of spades
Ray, pulling out an Uno card: +4
Norman, pulling out a Pokémon card: Jolteon, I choose you
Emma, trembling: What are we playing
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[The group is in a prison cell in D&D that was just hit by an earthquake]
Y/N: Uh, I'm gonna roll a perception check of... 4, and see if our cell is, uh, in any way damaged by this quake
Ray: You're in a prison cell :)
Norman: You did great. Well, I got a 10-
Ray: You're in a prison cell with bars on it :3
Emma: I got a 1!
Ray: You're in... a cube-shaped place.
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Y/N: *Screams*
Ray: *Screams louder to assert dominance*
Norman: Should we do something?!
Emma, observing: No, I want to see who wins this.
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Y/N, Ray, and Norman are sitting on a bench
Emma: Why do you guys look so sad?
Y/N: Sit down with us so we can tell you.
*Emma sits down*
Ray: The bench is freshly painted.
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Y/N: Have you seen Ray around here?
Norman: Ugh, yes. He made a horrible mess of the blood fountain.
Emma: It looks fine to me?
Norman: IT USED TO BE WATER!!!
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Y/N: Isn't it weird that we pay money to see other people?
Norman: Plane tickets?
Emma: Concert tickets?
Ray: Prostitution?
Y/N, holding their broken frames: Glasses.
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Cop: You're receiving a ticket for having three people on one motorcycle.
Y/N: Shit.
Ray: Wait, three?
Cop: Yeah?
Norman: OH MY GOD EMMA FELL OFF!!!
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Y/N: You are now one day closer to eating your next plate of nachos.
Ray: That's the most hopeful thing I've ever heard.
Norman: But what if I die tomorrow and never eat any nachos?
Emma: Then tomorrow is nacho lucky day.
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Norman: Ray isn't answering his phone
Y/N: I'll call
Norman: Emma and I have both tried six times each, what makes you thi-
Ray: Hello?
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Ray: Everyone, synchronize your watches.
Emma: I don't know how to do that.
Y/N: I don't wear a watch.
Norman: Time is a construct.
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Y/N, banging on the door: Ray! Open up!
Ray: Well, it all started when I was a kid...
Norman: No, she meant-
Emma: Let him finish.
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Y/N: Tonight, one of you will betray us.
Emma: Is it me, Y/N?
Y/N: No, it's not you.
Norman: Is it me, Y/N?
Y/N: It's not you either.
Ray: Is it me, Y/N?
Y/N:
Y/N, mockingly: Is IT mE Y/N?
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Y/N: There is no future. there is no past. do you see? Time is simultaneous, an intricately structured jewel that humans insist on viewing one edge at a time, when the whole design is visible in every facet.
Ray:
Norman:
Emma:
Everyone Else At Y/N's Surprise Birthday Party:
Ray: All I asked was if you wanted to cut your birthday cake first.
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Y/N: *Gently taps table*
Ray: *Taps back*
Emma: What are they doing?
Norman: Morse code.
Y/N: *Aggressively taps table*
Ray: *Slams hands down* YOU TAKE THAT BACK-
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Norman: A pessimist sees a dark tunnel.
Emma: An optimist sees light at the end of the tunnel.
Y/N: A realist sees a freight train.
Ray: The train driver sees three idiots standing on the tracks.
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Emma: Knowledge is knowing that a tomato is a fruit, and wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.
Norman: That's deep.
Y/N: That means that ketchup is a smoothie.
Norman: That's deeper.
Ray: ...You guys are idiots.
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Ray: Do you love Norman?
Emma: Yeah, I do.
Ray: Y/N! I told you I knew it! You owe me 100 bucks!
Y/N: We all love Norman. You should've asked if they were IN love with them.
Emma: I thought that was implied.
Y/N: ...
Ray: ...
Emma, looking straight at Y/N: Congrats Ray, you just won 100 bucks.
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Y/N: My life is a little too much panic and not enough disco.
Emma: My life is a little too much fall and not enough boy.
Norman: My life is a little too much chemical and not enough romance.
Ray: My life is a little too much imagination and not nearly enough dragons.
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Y/N: Words ending in 'ie' just sound so adorable. Like cutie, sweetie, cookie-
Emma: Eyy, homie!
Norman: But then there's cootie...
Ray: Die.
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Y/N: We need to distract these guys.
Norman: Leave it to me.
Norman: Centaurs have six limbs and are therefore insects. Discuss.
Ray & Emma: *immediately begin arguing*
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Ray: Christmas is cancelled.
Emma: You can't cancel a holiday.
Ray: Keep it up, Emma, and you'll lose New Year's too.
Emma: What does that mean?
Ray: Y/N, take New Year's away from Emma.
Hope you enjoyed these lovely incorrect quotes! I'll write more of the story!
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