Prologue: Where In The World Is Carmen Sandiego?

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Note: This chapter is optional, but contains hints. This is a preview chapter for the story that takes place at the end of chapter 3. It's only semi-serious and while this chapter has a "chat-style" in it, the main story does not follow this style. It's simply a different perspective to the main storyline. The usernames are probably not important to remember and needn't be associated with the main characters. All you need to know (if it is not obvious by the flow of the story below) is that the chat colloquially calls Virgil "Lydia," Roman "Himbo," Patton "Mom," and Remus "Gremlin."

Virgil slumped in his chair with a huff. Another day, another stream, it seemed. If there was one thing that could keep his world consistent, it was this. It was the only thing he had while the rest of his world erupted in chaos.

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"Hello, chat, welcome to me attempting to do art good and mostly not succeeding. Honestly don't know why some of you are back, but here you are. To celebrate pride month, I've decided to turn cryptids gay."

deadnotsleeping: I'm just here for the vibes as usual Lydia.

5hundred25thousand6hundred: GAAAAAAAAAAAAY

"Don't tell that to my boyfriend, he will get very upset if he finds out I'm gay."

VaticanCameo: Where's mom?

C00kiem0nstr: I want mom's cookies. You never share.

"That's because you're a bitch, Cookie."

C00kiem0nstr: MOOOOOM Virgil called me a bitch and you said no swearing!

ColorDelight: Mom we love you!

Pen1s4: I want mom to read me a bedtime story ;). [Comment Removed] [User Blocked]

"Yeah, yeah, Mom says hi, shut up, chat."

Momsfavorite: HIII MOOOM!

Artistrieshardest: Mom boyfriend is best boyfriend.

C00kiem0nstr: We stan mom here.

Notquitebettlejuice: What about himbo?

Wutduztehf0xs@y: Shipped.

VaticanCameo: They're already dating.

"Moving on. Remember to check your layers. We're going to be having frequent layer checks on this stream because I don't want to hate myself later."

Artistrieshardest: Thanks for the reminder.

ColorDelight: Always check the layers.

deadnotsleeping: Traditional bitch.

deadnotsleeping: Wait, where's my chaos buddy? It's too quiet.

Momsfavorite: Yeah we haven't seen gremlin in a while. Is he okay?

Artistrieshardest: You mean the guy who sang beetlejuice that one time on stream?

Momsfavorite: That's him!

"Where in the world is Carmen Sandiego?" Virgil looked up at his monitor upon hearing the donation alert specifically for Remus-related shenanigans. Predictably, the user G!zmo had simply asked the same question everyone else in the chat was now asking.

C00kiem0nstr: Where's gremlin?

Notquitebettlejuice: Where's gremlin?

G!zmo: Where's gremlin?

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