with the gay bar series coming to a close bella faces maturity when she finally goes through with her wedding. she thinks she can finally settle down until the surprise of her life occurs and she has to go through more than she eveer expected.
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okay one morning when i woke up dave was taking a walk on the beach so i was alone.
i just got up and got some chicken from the fridge and microwaved it. i was eating it mmmmmmmmmm delicious chicken bone mmmmmmmmmmmmm.
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i was just sitting there eating my chicken when suddenly i was like ew this is making my stomach hurt i need to go shit so i ran to the bathroom to shit but suddenly i was liek VOMITING?????????????????????//////////////
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i was throwing up chicken and the cum i drank last night when dave came in. i pretended nothing was happening and i sat on the toilet seat even though dave jst saw me throwing up. wtf hes making a weird face does he have a vomit kink "bella omg are you okat baby" he asks "yes david babe i am i think" and then im like thinking wait wai wsiy wait. "how long has it been since the wedding" i ask "14 days" he replies OH NO NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN "i mssed my period" i say slowly.
then i go over to the mirror and i put my hand on my tiny flat literally miniscule shy of any bump stomach. IM PREGMANT!!!!!!!!!!!!111111111111111 i look at dave "can this happen" i say. he stares back completely unresponsive. "i dont know" he finally says. i call paul seductor inlike 1 second "help help gelp help help hel help help help help help help help help help help help help help help help help help help he;p help help help help help help ehp help hep help help help help help help help help help help help help help help help help help ehp" i say.
dave grabs the phone and starts talimg really really fast and i cant undertsnad him. i think for a second omg i cant believe this i am pregnant it is daves child wait omg it is daves child i have to give birth to the ugly little fuck because its daves child and i will love it it will be beautiful. dave comes back "dont worry bella we'll get rid of that thing" he says WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT.
"DAVE NOOOOOOO ITS NOT A THING ITS MY BABY AND I WILL LOVE IT FOREVER I WILL DAVE" i say and i start crying and th baby in my stomafh is like moving or something. dave looks at me with a shocked expression but doesnt say anytning. he starts moving all fast and packing our shit. and then we go on a really fast boat rkide and a really fast plane right and a relly fast car ride back home. guys this is an actual call for help the baby is speaking to me from my stomach its like yes mother dont abort me i am your child its kinda scary but im not going to tell anyone because theyll be scared of me the baby is like dancing to the song im playing butterfly by crazy town come my lady come come my lady this baby is okay i think.
