with the gay bar series coming to a close bella faces maturity when she finally goes through with her wedding. she thinks she can finally settle down until the surprise of her life occurs and she has to go through more than she eveer expected.
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wtf i never get more than two chapters in a row i think but its mike again.
when i get in the other room dave comes over. i dont like you dave go aw WTF HE LOOKS SO SCARY AND WTF LIKE IN SO MUCH AGANIZING PAIN. "dave are you okay" i ask hesitantly "no" he replies wtf emo dave "mike come outside with me i need to talk to you" he says and starts going outside so i follow him. i hope this isnt a trick for gay sex because he cant have sex with bella right now. "dave is this a trick for gay sex" i say without thinking "no i masturbate now" he says without looking at me. okay david wavid. we walk further into the woods.
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we stop and dave looks at me. "mike i need your help to convince bella to get rid of the baby im so tired of her saying its listening to music or whatevrf." dave says. he has a point i hate the little baby bella is losing it because of the baby. i nod "i agree dave i will" dave looks down "one more thing mike i need you to maybe try and convince bella to have sex with you and have a normal baby" WHAT "WHAT" i say "please mike" he says looking at my eyes okay fine dave.
guys fun fact this part is real in twilight but only in the book signed auror a
i go back inside and up to bella "hi mike the baby is dancing to daughter by pearl jam now" she says "hi bella i have something to talk to you about" i reply sitting down. "bella please abort your baby" "no" she says. "please" "no mike i wont" "please bella you can have a normal baby with me" "wtf mike no" she says. "okay fine bella with your gross ugly stupid idiot moron dumbass shit fuck ass vaguina balls penis baby" i get up and leave.
when i run to the forest i turn into a wolf and howl and shit. trevor comes over to me and i turn froma furry to a human now. "what happened mikey wikey baby babe" trevor asks im like crying now and he hugs me "TREEEEEEEEEEEERVORRRUHRRRRRRRR BABE BABY BELLA IS PREGNANT AND THE BABY IS LIKE CRUSHING HER FROM THE INSIDE AND SHE WONT ABORT IT TREVOR BABE BABY PROMISE WE WILL NEVER HAVE A BABY" he nods "yes mikey wikey baby babe we will not have a baby i promise" and then we like make out.
