with the gay bar series coming to a close bella faces maturity when she finally goes through with her wedding. she thinks she can finally settle down until the surprise of her life occurs and she has to go through more than she eveer expected.
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mike had said some words idk my ears are full of piss.
i turned to les and he wiped some tears from his eyes. "mike wow we need to have gay sex like a foursome with you me mitski and trevor. anyways dave and bella i now pronounce you husband and wife you may now make out."
me and dave began intensely making out as everyone cheered. MY NAME IS BELLA GROHL NOW @BellaGrohl please read my story. hey guys how do you do math homeowk. anyways i went over to fred durst who was speking to someone i dont know. "hey fresd whos this" i ask. the one i dont know smiles "im wes im freds boyfruend" then they vigorously made out and i smiled and went to stand with louise post and kat. dave is talking with walte r white. i look at kat "so kat what did you think of the wedding" she thinks for a seond "new k" "i agree kat" i say smiling.
dave calls a toast or whagteve its called "lets put our drinks full of piss together and ill say words. a toast to my new wife bella grohl" everyone cheers and throws their glassrs and drink thir piss. then some people go to the podium to say words. krist goes up first "now that youre my sister youll have to get over your verge to fashion, skirts heels handbags" krist stop nio. next was my dad "i know how to hunt somebody to the ends of the earth i know how to use a gun" dad wtf shut up. next was my mom singing a really bad song im killin g her. then it was john lennon "id like to thank renee and charlie for bringing such a wonderful person into the world and into our lives. we will cherish and protect her forever" hes so kind thanks new dad.
dave came up. "it's an extraordinary thing, to meet someone who you could marry your soul to, and who will accept you for what you are. i've been waiting what seems like a very long time to get beyond what i am, and with bella, i feel like i can finally begin. so i'd like to propose ANPTHER toast to my beautiful bride. no measure of time with you will be long enough. but lets start with forever." everyone like destroyed their drinks and screamed ans cried and got drunk on piss.
THEN EVerryone was dancing taylor was like hopping up and down MR BUNGLE WAS PLAYING KAT WAS SO GOOD.
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krist and kurt were dancing and like flipping each other over here are the songs
omg everyone was dancing and flipping each pther over and singing like ,y hand gets tired anf my dick gets sore but the girls of porn want more so i flip through the pictu4s one more time and i jiut let the jism fly omg i was crying best mr bungle so ng yes.
i knew all the lyrics so sad evreyone was like screamig and dancin and drinking piss a omggggggggggggggg i will alwys win les bi an wooooooooooooooooooow kat did so good plating this and and and and and and adn mike and trevor made out on stage it was great and great and they have a new drum player its wes borland.
WOOOOOOW they played a fath no more roddy and billy and jim and and mike and other mike all came on stage to play this and me and kat and trevpr drank piss it was so good and great.
my mom was crying because she loves stone temple pilots and kat and trevor and wes played this and mike sang it was so good and dave was screaming snd dancing with kurt,.
les played the bass for this and mitski sang and kat and wes played too mitski sang it so good im so proud of her and her and les made out after best weding ever,
youre not human youre a miracle a preacher with an ahni als face evreyone was dancing it ws gppd mike did so good im so oroud of him. kat learned so quickly her and trevor and wes did the backing vocals im really proud of them my best friends.
evreyone was slow dancing now. tonight was the best night of my life so far i think.
then it was time to leave on the honeymoon everyone waved to us and me and dave got in the back iof this big fucking limo crazy idk where we're goijgn wtf.
