with the gay bar series coming to a close bella faces maturity when she finally goes through with her wedding. she thinks she can finally settle down until the surprise of her life occurs and she has to go through more than she eveer expected.
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i think a few more days until vampire government scary people idkk im not counting just waiting for the inevitable death.
jonathan davis watches cummer dance to freak on a leash by korn because i promied him. hey guuys can you actually help because i actually watched a ton of korn things and ive heard like 3 korn songs sorry. anyways i am jjust so sad i sit and cry wirh the band people they are so kind to me.
one day i was sitting outside and thinking about death when these fucking strange literally terrifying people came out of the forest and i didnt scream or move i just stared.
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"hi we are here for the business of taking down vampire governemnt volturi" one of teh people says. phhh okay what "how did you know" i ask "word gets around fucking idiot" the same guy says. dave comes out with almost all the other band people and also our family "wtf romanian rulers who got taken down by the volturi 12090902 years ago crazy town" dave exclaims. "yasss" the guy says. i go ober to him "iokay i am bella" i hold out my hand to like shake or something "i am shifty" he then does not shake my hand but tears my thumb nail off. this guy is awesome.
"ahhhhhhahahahahhhha your name is shitty" billie joe armstrong says. this is literally how he fought with trevor. shifty looks very sad and he is now crying. trevor goes up to him and comforts him and wtf. theyre friends now i think they bonded over hating billie joe armstrong. "its okay hes just a little weasel" trevor says and shifty looks better. the rest of crazy toen look extremely uncomfrotable. "WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU WANT DAVE I WAS JUST TEACHING CUMMER THE LYRICS TO TWIST" jonathan says slightly coming out of the house "OH FUCK CRAZY TOWN" then he goes back inside "FUCKING LUNATICS" he says from inside. oh well emoji.
crazy town are here now. trevor has become best friends with shifty.
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i can tell mike is jealous loiterally already why is there this happening we will all surely die very soon.
i went inside the house later after playing outside and letting cummer listen to more crazy town when i realized mike and joey were in the other room. i let cummer go stay with jonathan and i looked through the door to mike and joey.
"joey i dont know what to do" mike says. "about what man your life seems to be going pretty good right now you got a nice boyfriend and friends and shit" joey replies. "yeah i guess but trevor is friends woth shifty now what if im replaced" mike exclaims. joey walks over and sits next to mike on the couch "dude if he likes shifty more than he likes you he must be blind or sometbing" wait whats happening mike seems to sense this oddness too "wait what are you trying to say joey" joey looks at him "michael i think i love yuo" HWTTTTTTATTTTTTTTATATAT?>?>r#rt>?r$y>jyr?t$#>ty?%$#>$?#>$%?$#?%^?#>%?$>$?#%^><54YM6NH5KO4WJKYLBLG53FPL/TLY.,J$?^>^#%<&UJHM6/Y/U?#>,E/?????????????????///. mike seems to have exactly what i just thought going through his head. he stabds up "i need to think about this joey i love trevor dont you love corey" "i do mike i think" mike walks away and i run before he sees me.
i pretnnd i heard nothing i am standing near the door all whislting and shit. mike comes in and sits on the couch all sad. "whats wrong mike" i say onnocently. he sighs "bella what would you do if this great guy came over and was all like woooahh i love you but you havr a reakly great boyfrienf that youre planning on proposing to soon and your life is going great but this guy is akso great and youre torn because hes also your friend and you dont wnt to hurt him but youre also friends with his boyfriend so it makes it even more confusing" i think for a second i want to helkp trevor its better for him "you need to go with what you already have not take anymore risks when your life is already as good as you need it" i pause "mike you are my best friend think this over but think about wbat i said okay" and i leave but i will secertly watch and liusten with my vampire skills.
mike sits for a while until trevor comes in without shifty or anyone. he sits next to mike and grabs his hand and hes like "mike are you okay babe" mike doesnt say anything until he looks at trevor "trevor babe im so grateful for you dont ever leave me i wont ever leave you" trevor is like crying or something "i wont michael i love you" and then they make out and im like awwwjh.
i sit outside for a while and think about death while cummer listens to this is a call by foo fighters.
