with the gay bar series coming to a close bella faces maturity when she finally goes through with her wedding. she thinks she can finally settle down until the surprise of her life occurs and she has to go through more than she eveer expected.
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today i was sitting in the 934th living room in the house with billy corgan when i heard screaming.
billy corgan was just like "toda is the greatest day uve ever known" or whatever he says when suddenly this screm like AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH came from uostairs. i sat up i was like "WHAT QHWT" mike bursts in\to the room "BELLA THEYRE HERE THE VOLTURI AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH" UHUUIIISHBNSGHJGJ I START SCREAMING ME AND MIKE AREBOTH LIK AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH UNTIK "STOP FUCKING SCREAMUNG CALM DOWN" billy corgan says hes so smaert.
without warning dave burdts in too "THEYRE COMING IN THE HOUSE HURRY EVERYONE COME OUT" billy corgan and mike and i immediately run out of the room abd evertone else is already running also. i get outside and inmake sure everyone is here,=.
"iokay is everyone here bella" dave asks and i look relieved at him "yes omg" waitl. wait. WAIT,M KLFJH BNFHKJBEFJUN "WHERE THE FUCK IS CUMMER" I SEE BILLY CORGAN RUN AWAY WHERE 9S BHE GOING UHGG I GO ON THE FLOOR IN A BALL "MY BABY AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH" I SEE THE VOLRUTI ACTUALLY ENTER THE GOUSE BUT IM LIKE CRYING MY EYES ARE ALL TEAR STAIJED IMNBVHJKHGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGSSSSSSSSSSHFFFFFFFDFHFHFHJFHJ
suddenly WHAT i dry my eyes CUMMER COMES OUT OF THE HOUSE AND IS KIJE RUNNING OVER WITH TAKE A PICTURE BY FILTER IN GHIS HEADPHONES SO DRMATIC. I HUG HIM IM LIME "MY BABY NOOOOOOO DONT EVER LEAVE ME AGAGAGIN" HE IS ALSO CRYING WE BOTH CRY.
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i look up to thank billy corgan but hes not there "billy corgan w" i yell out. dave comes over and grabs my hand. "bella im so sorry he sacrifced himself to save cummer" i gasp HWTA "when yiu were crying they executed him" i becime glad i didnt see that. NOOOOOOOOO I MISS HIM HE WAS SO WISE AND HE LOVED CUMMER AND HE WAS LIKE THE WORLD IS A VAMPOIRE.
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BILLLY CORGAN I MISS YOU
hey guys what if billy corgan dies right after this oooooooooops. pretend i idnt ssay this
anyways WHHHHHHHHAHHHH. the volturi come out of the hoiuse and i notice a burning thing behind them and try not to think aboit it. i notice david gilmour george harrison and gerard way first.
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OHHHH NOOOO THEY BROUGHT PEOPLE AHHHHHHHH. i domt recognise any of them but dave seems to. "NOOOOOOOOOOO TRENT REZNOR JOINED THE VOLTURI NOOOOOO" dave says. "wtf who trent reznor" i ask. dave poinst to a weird emo or something guy so interesting/
"hiiiiiii guysss" david gilmour says. i do not smile or wave. he killed billy cockgan. i will avenge hios death. i say nothing for now. paul sedcutor steps forward and i realize he does not know billy corgan is dead. he will soon but for now thats good because we will make a good first impression "davodddddd pmmgggg hey whats happeeneninggggg" paul seductor says. "ayyyhdhhhh so i got a report of you guys turning a litele baby into a vampire form this person here" david gilmour steps aside and maureen is there so sad. kat and lori look very sad. i take an opprotuniy to take off the backpadk on my back and put it on cummer carefully and no one notices phew emoji.
i step forward with dave and i realize mike is a werewolf thing now. good i put cummer on him he sits on him like a horse how strange and strange i. i look at david gilmour "belllllllllaaaaaaaa heyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy how is sex witb dave is his penis veru small or very large" i think. "i think his penis is large david gilmour" i decide. "woooooow then that is good for you bella i think mahybe" he gets serious kinda "okay diid you make a tiny vapore baby by biting a little human baby and make him a vampire baby" he asks "no david gilnour when i was a human dave put his vampire dick in my human vagina hole and he cummeded and i was a pregnany and i die d as a human when i givr birth and then i was resuredted as a vampire with my half vampire hlf human baby and with my amazing vampire husband amd i am a vamire now sdee" i hold up cummer to show him. he looks and is like ohhhh. i am hopeful.
geratrd way steps forward "NPO I DONT TRUST THEM NO" maureen steps back and says "uhhh can i take back my claim im so sorry i didnt know i uhhhhh kat and lori forgive me i lov you guys" suddenly gerard way gets all angryu and he points at a guard person and they go over to maureen and like JIHUBVYGHUI98E0RPEOGFBKUIHOOOOOOOOOOOOR8P9FN NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO THEY CHIRPOI;EFHL,TKLIOEDF CHOPPPEDED HER HEAD OFFF NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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lets hope none of these people die after this because then im just cursing them pppppppoooooooooooooooooooops.
anyways i am crying nd KAT is litwrally crying and lori they are all crying we all cry david gilmour is like smile emoji DAVID G9LMOUR WHYYYY. i shopuld have made you roger waters instead then your actions would be fitting. anyways AHnyhhhhhhhh losing hope. "ogay i guess we will kill you or something now uhh emoji" david gilmour says and gerard way nods eagerly and george harrison who has never spoken is just like okay.
"WAIT NOOO WAIR STOP" WHAT WYATS HAPPENING TO BE CINTINUED.
