with the gay bar series coming to a close bella faces maturity when she finally goes through with her wedding. she thinks she can finally settle down until the surprise of her life occurs and she has to go through more than she eveer expected.
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dave leads me inside and over to the dining table where there is a note.
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OH NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.YO;';LMK.;';I HVE CRUMBS IN M KEYB ORD/
i am immediately covinced tht they left because kurt saw in the future hat all of us would die. AHHHHHHHHHHHH. i can tell dave doesnt think that and is still confidetn and so is everoyne else when he tells thm so i dont bug him.
the next day i am looking at the note adn reading it like 93 times because i still cant believe it. i turn it over wait WIIIAIIIIIOOOOOOOABHHHHHH. its a page from one of my porn magainzes that was in teth dave and i cottage. this must mean something i go to the cottage and i take out the porn magazine and turn to the page it was ripped out from because ive memorized the whole thing. sure enough obviously the page in my other hand is ripped out. BUT on the neszxt page there is a note that says "blink 182 burn this after you see it bella why are you so horny cum stains" its from KURT I RECOGNIZE THE HANDWRITING. so i have to figure out what blink 182 is and what it has to do with this. ill look for a few days and try to vaguely ask the vampires. for now i went outside with my handy trusty crazy lighter amd burned the page from the porn magazine because im not burning my greatest porn magazine/
anyways i go back to the regular house. cummer is dancing to all mixed up by 311. trevor and billie joe armstrong got in a fight ive never seen trevor be mad before but trevpr called him a little weasel. me and dave had sex. it was an alright day.
that night dave was out hunting and i stayed with cummer who immediatey fell asleep. i was sitting listening to cummers headphones which were playing spoonman by soundgarden when i heard a sound outside the window. i paused the music and looked to see trevor. wtf. i open the window.
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trevor comes inside and luckily doesnt wake up cummer. "wtf happened trevor why are you here" i ask kinda scared. he looks nervous "billie joe armstrong isnt here right" i sigh "no he went hunting with dave whats actually wrong trevor" he looks down embarrassed now "i came to ask for relationship adivce. uhhhjjj mike doesnt want to have a baby but i kinda do" i thtought for a second "that kinda happened with me and dave okay the trick is convince him to have no condom sex or if that doesnt work cut the condom that hes about to have sex with you with and then once youre pregnant tell him there is no way youre aborting the baby and then boom the baby is born and theres nothig he can do about it" i say because im so smart.
trevor thinks for a second "bbut what if he leaves me when i have the baby" hes startimg to get upset oh no "then me and dave and cummer and krist and kurt and paul seductor and john lennon and everyone else will convince him to stay with you you guys are meant to be" trevor looks happier "does mike know you want a baby" i ask "no" he says. "maybe you should have a talk with him first and try to convince hiom you know" i suggest. he thinks "thats a good idea bella thank you im goi g to go back with mike hes sleeping" so he left back out the window.
