with the gay bar series coming to a close bella faces maturity when she finally goes through with her wedding. she thinks she can finally settle down until the surprise of her life occurs and she has to go through more than she eveer expected.
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ive been practicing with mr bungle and faith no more and things have been going so great kat and wes are perfect editions to the band and weve never been better but one thing is bad i miss bella. she went on her stupid honeymoon with dave and even though i have trevor which we're celebrting our 2 month anniversary i think i still kinda miss bella.
so when i saw a car pull up to the cullens house i didnt think twice and i immediately told trevor. we decided to go the next day but trevor would stay at home because he wanted me to have a moment with bella. also probably to prepare for more gay sex tonight. anyways i walked up the cullens house and knocked. paul seductor answered the door. he was about to say something but i interrupted him. "i want to see her" i say firmly. i hear bella from the back omg "let him in paul seductor" he let me in and we walked upstairs.
bella was sitting on the couch with a blanket around her and dave right next to her. he looked annoyed by my presence for a second but then bella glanced at him and he got up. bella smiled at me and i sat down next to her. to my surprise she pulled off the blanket WHAR EHGSYWUDGEILFHYKGREILUKLHGKY,UKEHJ,K.GL,HTRH?><????????????????????????????????>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>kU,LK;JHUYTREW346E5R6TIG7YHU8IO she is pregnant. what the fuck what the fuck what the dfuck what teh fuck what the fuci what the fuck what teh fuck what teh fuckj what the fuck what trh fuyckj what the ryk wht the fuck what the fuck qwhat the fuk what th fuck what teh fuyj whct the fuck what teh fuck what teh fucj wjatthe fuck. i look at dave "YOU DID THIS" wait i didnt mean to yell. "it wasnt purposeful" dave starts but the paul seductor pushes him out and leaves as well. i turn to bella "so whats the story" i ask hopefully.
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"we had sex and i got pregnant" she says bluntly "wow" i say "bella look at you thiugh youre so sick whats going to happen whats the pay youre going to get for being sick" i ask. bella looks hesitant "mmike can you keep a secret" she says quietly. uhh emoji "yes" i say. she looks at my eyes i get a boner "mikey wikey poopy poo my baby in my stomach eats my sustenance and in exchange i olay music for it and it dances cutely and beautifully and gracefully and funkily and i dont know anyways it loves mr bungle and faith no more and youre so famous to it and you will be its godfather okay right now its dancing to the gentle art of making enemies see"
my boner disintegrates WHAT. "okay bella okay okay okay okay" i get up and i leave the room im so scared for bella shes losing it guys.
