with the gay bar series coming to a close bella faces maturity when she finally goes through with her wedding. she thinks she can finally settle down until the surprise of her life occurs and she has to go through more than she eveer expected.
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when fred durst comes hes like "Check out your dad with the swag on the floor
Momma gon' brag when I walk in the door Y'all ain't never seen a guerrilla in the mist Walk the line so fine with a blindfold, uh Keep in mind though (mind though) Hot dad ridin' in on a rhino Got the roll under rap with the dad vibes Now everybody bounce with the franchise, come onCan't live with 'em, can't live without 'em New kid back on the block with a R.I.P Dad got the fag in the back with a drip Come and get a sip La di da Can't live with 'em, can't live without 'em New kid back on the block with a R.I.P Dad got the fag in the back with a drip Come and get a sip La di daDamn, this dad like a river Flow so cold, need ice to deliver Drop so hard like a rock (like a rock) Yeah, don't stop (don't stop) So damn clean, he a mop (uh) (Sugar) sugar cane (cane) Down with the mane (mane) Dad so sweet that his nickname candy Y'all been gone for a minute (yeah) Dad vibe bounce to the finish I can get with thatCan't live with 'em, can't live without 'em New kid back on the block with a R.I.P Dad got the fag in the back with a drip Come and get a sip La di da Can't live with 'em, can't live without 'em New kid back on the block with a R.I.P Dad got the fag in the back with a drip Come and get a sip La di daNa na, na na na, na na na, na na na na na na na Na na na, na na na, na na na La di da Na na, na na na, na na na, na na na na na na na Na na na, na na na Now shut up, here we go againCan't live with 'em, can't live without 'em New kid back on the block with a R.I.P Dad got the fag in the back with a drip Come and get a sip La di da Can't live with 'em, can't live without 'em New kid back on the block with a R.I.P Dad got the fag in the back with a drip Come and get a sip La di da" to dave.
kat is like "i'm not creative and i'm boring" literlly kat. taylor is so happy and he loves cummer so much i think he wants to have a baby with kat that makes me think they might have had sex already no i will not write a smut of that fire. soon i invite my dad oh no how is he goig to react to teh baby. hes all exxfited to see me becuse he hasnt seen me since the wedding nd he \hugs me.
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"bella you look weird im not going to acknowledge that" he says i always forget that he doesnt know ahout vampoires. "yasss dad okay i have something to tell you me and dave had a magical baby" i say quickly "WHAGGT" he replies and i quickly pull out cummer from behind me whos dancing with headphones on to get out by faith no more. he is obviously charmed by him hes like "OMGGGGGGGGG PRETTY LITTLE DANCING BABY WHAT IS HIS NAME" i smile "his name is cummer dad" i reply. "BELLA THIS IS GREAT BUT I HAVE TO GO BE POLICING NOW BYE" he leaves. dave comes back and we make out and i tell him how good it went and hes happy. krist comes out with kurt and they take care of cummer while paul seductor says he has a surprise to show us. wtf what is it.
we go outside and run out vampirenrun thing for like 30 seconds and then we get there. NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO WAYYYYYYYYHJBBBBBBBBBBBBBK. THIS LITTLE TINY PRETTY COTTAGE. "if you guys need some time alone you can come here theres a room for cummer too" paul seductor says im so happy guys. paul seductor leaves and we explore hthe house. itS SO BEITUIFKFRKGJN. oh wautnfej theres a bed in our room. "but vampires dont sleep" i say out loud. dave looks at me "its not for sleepig" ohhhhhh sex rerefence ikay dave. and then we have sex. and then we have sex. and thn we have sex/ and then e have se x. abd then we have sex . and tehn we have sex. and then we have se.x it is a never ending cycle because like vampirs just cum over and over and enver get tired or pregnant so they can never stop man i want to be a vampoire. i didnt say tht im bella now. anyways like 10 hours later we're like we shoudl go back we just cummed like 50 times.
when we get back krist is like "yasssss dave how were those boobies how ws that dick bella how was your sex" and dave punches him and he dies.
