Peter: Dude, you know what's trippin me?
Ned: Your untied shoelaces?
Peter: It was one time! and no, it's Evil Geniuses.
Ned: So it's a fighting style now?
Peter: No, Ned I'm serious here!
Ned: And I'm not?
Peter: What I mean is, they create radioactive arachnids, control freewill, create super soldiers, turn people to amphibians or dinosaurs or humanoids but with those kind of brains they could've cured cancer way back!
Ned: They're evil, why would they create something that cures and save people?
Peter: Yeah, but its just a waste you know. Just think of the world where evil geniuses were good!
Ned: They'll be incompetent or too lazy.
Peter: Can you stop seeing the negativity in this.
Ned: It's usually like that. There are others who are smarter than those evil geniuses. They lack in funding, support and the drive to do it.
Peter: Why hasn't Mr. Stark and Dr. Banner created a cure for cancer?
Ned: don't know, ask them. You're always with them.
Peter: Why would I do that?
Ned: Because you asked?!
Peter: I didn't ask, I wondered.
Ned: Why are you even here?
Peter: What's that suppose to mean?
Ned: Shouldn't you be on patrol?
Peter: Can't, I'm grounded.
Ned: May caught you getting home late again?
Peter: Nah, Mr. Stark got mad because I hacked into Friday. He didn't take away the suit though. He put the suit on lockdown so I still can't use it.
Ned: So? Didn't he hacked into Pentagon when he was at our age?
Peter: He was younger than us at that time.
Ned: You think we can do that?
Peter: I guess, we did hacked into Mr. Stark's system. I think it's more secure than Pentagon.
Ned: Yeah, we hacked into SHIELD too. You never did told me how you broke out of the most secure facility in the eastern border with a pencil, paper and a calculator.
Peter: Trust me I was shocked too. I think it was more of the adrenaline. Couldn't remember how I did it.
Ned: You remember Furious 7?
Peter: Yeah, what about it?
Ned: You remember God's Eye?
Peter: Yeah, what do you have in mind?
Ned: Wanna make it but instead of only getting to see and hear everything, how about we create something more?
Peter: Like fully control everything?
Ned: That would be awesome!
Peter: If we do make it, what would we use it for?
Ned: I don't know, I just want to make something we watch in movies.
Peter: We already made the lightsabers.
Ned: You know what I mean.
Peter: Eh, sure why not?
After finally completing it and crossing one of their Make it Real Projects in their Bucket List of Things To Create.
Peter: We should create a cure for cancer!
Ned: That's not our expertise.
Peter: It could be!
Ned: Okay.
MJ: As noble as it is. What I don't understand is how you two can do all of this possible but you struggle doing homework.
Ned: You're still here?
MJ: I live here, this is my room.
Peter: I forgot about that.
Ned: Why are we here?
MJ: Were suppose to have movie night.
Peter: We're sorry.
MJ: It's okay, it was entertaining to watch you guys mess with SHIELD and Stark. They're running around like headless chickens.
Peter: We should return all their data in the right place.
Ned: It's not like we stole them, we just rearrange things.
MJ: Give them nicknames.
Peter: Ooohh, that's interesting!
Nick Fury - Pirate Patchy AKA Nicky Furry!
Agent Coulson - The names Agent, AKA Philip it or not here I come.
Agent Hill - Mary Mountain
Tony Stark - Irondiva AKA Tiny Stank
Captain America - Boomer than Boomer AKA Captain Dinner Plate
Thor - Sparky with a Mew Mew AKA Muscle Goldilocks
Bruce Banner - Mean Green Fighting Machine AKA Lord of the Scientists
Hawkeye - Knock off Legolas AKA Voluntary Tribute
Blackwidow - Queen Spider AKA Deadly Ballerina
Pepper Potts - THE QUEEN, THE EMPRESS
James Rhodes - Colonel Machine AKA Saint Colonel
Vision - Human Android AKA Floating Tomato
Wanda - Magic princess AKA Fairy odd Wanda
Falcon - Wingsman AKA Birdy with some guns
Bucky - Emo Metal Arm Man AKA Assassin with fabulous hair
Antman - Giantbug AKA Scottish Language
Black Panther - Scary Kittycat AKA King Cat
Ned: I think we need sleep, what time is it?
MJ: It's 4:00 AM
Peter: I want ice cream.
MJ: We have some, I think we still have leftover pizza too.
Ned: Is it Sunday tomorrow?
Peter: It's Monday.
MJ: Today is Sunday.
Peter: Let's watch the sunrise. I have never watch the sun rise before.
Ned: Sure.
MJ: Why not, let's get a picnic basket, some blankets and tiny pillows too.
Peter: We can watch it in the helipad of the Tower!
Ned: Cool!
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