I waked up to a slurred voice from my mommy moms room. I stand up from my bed, making sure to wiggle my toes, carefully gripping the carpet with them.
I walk out to the hallway only to see
"SHATT 😟😟😟😰😰😰😰😰"
he looks at me and laughs
"Hahahahahaha ur mom when me when ur mom"
I start sobbing and fall to my knees head in hands.
He pats me on the back with his bare left pinky toe before gripping my hair and throwing me over the banister.
"Ur being sold to 1 direction for drug money lol" he laughs as I break all my elbows falling down the stairs.
The end
