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Akaashi Keiji
666 Gay Blvd.
Seattle, WA lol 11122277
1(800) 259-6000

1st May 2021

Bokuto Koutarou
777 Yaoi St
Fap, Also America 666777888

Hello Bokuto-san,

It's been considerably quieter without you around to bring up the spirits of everyone. How have you been? How is professional training? When my mom found out that you were going to pursue volleyball as a profession, she almost cried. I think she actually did a little. She called your mom for at least two hours. I could hear her spiting me from my room. 

"Oh, I wish. Keiji wasted so much time and effort- actually, not that much effort- into volleyball. Even I'd think he would maybe just be benched professionally? I would be okay with that, surprisingly." 

Then your mom would've said something like, "I'm sure that wasn't the case." 

So then my mom would go, "Of course that's the case! Okay, he may have been a setter for the Fukurodani Academy... but he wasted so much time, you can't deny that. Now, he has to go to some cheap college, undergraduate school, then graduate school. He could've cut off some of that time when he was smacking a ball around, you know?" 

Of course, I pretend I have no physical ears. Anyways, I'm thinking about going to college to become a teacher after I graduate high school. I heard you're going to have your first practice match as a team. The MSBY Black Jackals, huh? It sounds a lot cooler than Fukurodani Owls.

Sincerely,

Akaashi Keiji

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