im back bitches

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guess who has their laptop back with a new software thingy.

this bitch.

(read this line with an aussie accent)

get ready to be wasted from my cracka lackin' crusty musty writing.

(read the next few lines in a british accent- yes im sadly an american)

i have so much inspiration.

yet so little time.

and so little patience.

and so little of an attention span.

anyways,

(back to a pacific american accent- wait no how about a new yorker accent)

i've been considering lately (that's my way of saying im fuckin depressed) and well, i think i need to refresh this book with some more of the actual bokuaka business. rather than just aka or just boku bc i keep killing one of them. hah.

(now lets get sum of that maine/vv much north tippy top of america accent)

therefore

i have so much angst in my inventory

and a bit of romance to sprinkle here and there

(ok now just a normal one- whatever u hath speaketh the englith in)

alrighty. im done.

sa yo na ra bitch

(^bro, non binary hoe)

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