So We're Monsters, So What?

Chapter 11: Guardians

Y/N:.........So let me get this straight, you saw a giant red horse thing the size of Araba fighting a black dragon, 2 wind dragons, and a decently sized group of adventurers. When the horse was cornered by them, it turned into a bird, flew away, and a black purple floating guy came in. The black purple guy than summoned a city sized energy comet, UNDERGROUND, which was then thrown on top of the group, creating a miniature nuclear blast...

Recapping everything they told them in a human slingshot about to be launched over a canyon, the numerous versions and copies of Y/N and Wakaba stood below them. Still in they're normal Calamity and Ede Saine forms, they didn't devolve or switch bodies. Knowing the ludicrousness of the story, a version of him walks up and tries to make it seem reasonable.

Y/N2: Ok, I know it sounds crazy-

Y/N: Crazy? Oh that's not crazy, THAT'S BATSH-T INSANE!!!

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--------Hours Earlier

Weeks after the switching of bodies, Wakaba is now carrying half of the now Taratect Y/N with him using the other to sorta walk. Trying to stand up straight like she does normally, using 8 knife like legs and coordinating them to move isn't something someone learns overnight. At first adamantly refusing help and trying to walk on his own, it took 4 straight hours of Y/N slipping and falling to ask for help. Weaving and moving on the ceiling through the stalactites, Y/N spots something from the corner of his many eyes. His eyes widening, Y/N separates from Wakaba and slowly wobbles away. Fatigued and tired, Wakaba just silently follows behind him. Getting out of the trees of stalactites, Wakaba sees Y/N out in the open looking up at something. 

Y/N: No...no...NOOO!!!

Falling to the floor, Y/N hits it repediatly. Checking out why he came out here, Wakaba's eyes also go wide. Broken off from the top and now overgrown with the spiky plants, it was one of the many stalactites Calamity Y/N smashed into after the gravity inverted. Going so far and still running into the same landmarks after so long, Y/N was starting to lose it.

Y/N: It's the same...IT'S ALL THE SAME!!!

Wakaba: Blue, calm down-

Y/N: Nothing makes sense in this place, NOTHING Makes Sense!! For The Past WEEK We've Been Running Around In Circles Trying To Figure This Shit Out Bro, I'M LITERALLY MICROWAVING MY FRONTAL CORTEX-!!!

Slapping Y/N hard across the face to stop him, Wakaba grabs him by the neck and brings him face to face. Maybe letting her new dragon instincts help her or just finally letting her dark nature out, she let's loose on him.  

Wakaba: Get A Grip Soldier!! You Got Wacked By A Giant Sized Spider And Roared In The Face Of A Big Scary Earth Dragon And Lived To Tell The Tale!! You Gonna Let Some Creepypasta Purple Place Take You Down?!

Being yelled at and commanded in such a assertive manner, a switch flics inside Y/N's head and he responds back in the same manner. 

Y/N: No Ma'am!!

Wakaba: Are You Gonna Decide Your Own Fate And Not Be A Suicide Bomb By Some Calamity Spirit?!

Y/N: Yes Ma'am!!

Wakaba: Are We Going To Show This Place Who's Boss?!

Y/N: Yes Ma'am!!

Wakaba: Then Let's Keep Going And Bust Out Of This Place!!

Y/N: YEAH!!!

Wakaba: And I'm Sorry For Screaming At You!! I'm Usually A Quiet And Happy Person!! I Hope You Can Forgive Me!!