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2: His what?!

'Huhuhuhu...' I have been crying since earlier. And people flock to his room yet again. They are trying to calm me down and want to know why. They have this concern face on all of them. Well, it's quite concerning to see someone who holes herself for hours without stopping her tears, HER ghad damn tears!

And I passed out because of that.

I woke up to see the same ceiling, reminding me that 'THAT' is not a dream. Thinking about it made me sob...

"Young miss?! Please stop crying! I beg you" the maid said literally begging in the ground, my peripheral view informed me.

I didn't realize that I was indeed crying. Thanks for reminding me but... WHY?!

"You..." I said and the maid immediately stopped kneeling and heed my words. What a good kid she is.

"Yes, young miss?"

"I... Am I a girl?" I ask with a deep sigh.

Then it was her turn to cry, she burst out crying.

"M-miss... huhu.. to think you hit your head this hard...huhu" 

That reminds me, where's everyone?

"Wait here! I'll get the doctor" and she left.

It gives me time to think of what happened.

Firstly, I had my delicious and holy breakfast. Second, I got out the bed. Third, maids came to dress me up. And fourth, I undress willingly and...

Whaaa!!! I wanna hit my head on the wall! Why?! Why?? Why!!!!

My mind in chaos but in reality, I'm in the same bed unable to react what's inside my head. It stopped working after seeing that.

As my mind keeps fighting with this world's logic and my world's logic, my eyes keep staring at the same ceiling that once illuminated with starts.

'I'm dreaming, I know it's a dream'

'No no! How can you explain this!'

'And that too'

'!!!'

'Stop reminding me!!'

'That

That

That

That...

That...

That...'

That word keeps echoing. And I sob again.

Why is my beloved Philippines IS a girl???!

Why???

Then the story..? A lie?

No, it's possible that I'm in the place they called Alternate Universe. That place similar but little different.

So, who?! Who alternates the book?! I will beat him or her hard?! Show yourself ghad damn it!! Philippines cannot be a girl in this world, huhuhu...

Calm down, me! And stop losing your damn sh*t such a trivial matter!

Trivial matter?! You called my Philip a trivial matter how dar-

Stop and listen! First be calm and set your brain cells working!

So, I did. I still have grudge but maybe something come in mind to explain such bizzarro things.

'Garden'

A book called Garden is an adaptation of clique popular genre today, which highlights a reverse harem, into the countryhumans fandub. A typical story with a lot of male lead, and Philippines is one as the fourth male lead. A MALE LEAD! So, what happened?!

He and the female lead meet at the garden during a ball in the castle. With the female lead's pretty yet gorgeous beauty, she naturally attracts a lot of suitors. Of course it includes Philippines. And that ball is her official debut at the high society that she felt nervous that's why she run away from the eyes of people at the garden. Curios, Philippines followed.

And basically, you know what happened next. They meet and slowly, as they meet, Philippines grow feelings for her. He is actually the forever best friend of all the male lead even so! I still wish and continue to support him despite the visible signs of friendzone!

But saying he is she!! I feel my world collapse, my cheering and so, it's depressing... why?

I sob another dam quietly when the door vomits people. Who? I don't know, I'm pretty depress right now. And I don't have memories of the previous body owner like those people at the novel.

I don't know how long I cried; I only did when no tears fall. But thanks to that, my mind starts organizing, becoming normal.

The sound of the people around could finally be heard, and it made me know of my current situation.

Me or I mean Philippines had an accident during one of his expenditure slash adventures. Like I know from the novel, he has a thing in adventure and different places. But I never knew he had an accident like this, did he?

'!!!' My eyes visibly widen from some realization.

I feel it.

I got up fast and asked.

"Date today?! What's today's date?!" I asked hectic.

"A-ah...i-its 2nd of the month of July, year 567 of English Imperial Calendar young miss...?"

One of the attendants said.

"July 2..." I mumble calculating the time. The novel didn't start yet.

Thank goodness, I didn't miss the plot yet. I lean at the bed relax, wait... isn't the novel started at the same year?

"Wait... he said 567th and its July..!!!"

'Sh*t! Two months and it will begin!!'

What?! Why?! Wait, it started when she meets the main male lead... it means Philippines turn is not yet...

"Pwee~" that give me a shock, I mean if I ever meet the female lead with my current situation, I... I don't know what will happen.

But.. I wanna see them, though I'm not into their ship, I want to see how main characters interact. I mean its main characters! In a novel!! In real life!! Who don't want that? Well, of course some don't want, but I want!!

Within two months, I need to get used to my new life but... while crossdressing? Or not?