Komahina-Spooky Oneshots For Each Day In October

Your Choice!

   (My choice? SCREAM AU) (It's Halloween, you know what that mean; HoneyBuddah707 birthday next week!)

    The phone rings.

   Hinata reaches for the phone. "Hello?"

   "Hello?" The voice replies.

   "Yes, who is this?"

   "Um, who's this?"

   "I-you tell me. What number were you trying to reach?"

   "Dunno."

   Hinata rolls his eyes. "Then you've got the wrong number. Laterz."

   He hangs up the phone.

   A moment later, the phone rings again. Hinata exhales loudly before answering.  "Hello?"

   "Ah, must be the wrong number again. Apologies."

   Hinata sighs again. "Okay, fine. Pay attention to your fingers next time. Laterz."

   "Wait!"

   "What?"

   "Don't hang up on me! I know I'm worthless, but please talk to me."

   "There are hotlines for that. Goodbye."

   "Don't"

   Hinata clicks it off and dramatically throws it away.

   The phone rings again.

   "Look, I don't know who you are, but I'm about to watch anime, and you are thoroughly annoying me."

   "Oh! You like anime. . ?" 

   ". . .Mhmm."

   "What's your favourite anime?"

   ". . .Another."

   "Oh! That's such a good one! Could you believe that the one who was the extra person was-"

   "Please don't spoiler that for the readers of this oneshot."

   ". . .Sorry."

   Hinata flops down on the couch. "What about you?"

   "My favourite anime? Probably Mirari Nikki. I just loved the way Gasai kills~."

   Hinata frowns. "Okay. . ."

   "So, do you have some sort of lover?"

   Hinata smirks. "Why do you want to know? Are you interested?" He teases. 

   "Maybe. So do you?"

   "No."

   ". . .I see. Say, what's your name?"

   "Mmm, why?"

   "I want to know who I'm looking at?"

   The brunet stiffens. ". . .Pardon?"

   "I said I want to know who I'm talking to."]

   "That's not what you said."

   "I promise it is."

   ". . .This is weird. I'm hanging up."

   "You hang up on me again, and I'll gut you like a scarecrow!"

   Instead of getting scared, Hinata gets angry.

   "Look, I know this is some sort of giant, sick joke or something, but-"