The Dragon Maid's Brother S

Uncanny Relationships (Smaug's likes to Dance?)

(Sorry this is a short episode.)

The camera opens up to Smaug sleeping. In his dream he is laying on some clouds.

Smaug:"So soft." *He starts to squeeze the cloud.*

Outside of the dream. Smaug us sleeping on Ilulu and he's squeezing her breasts. Ilulu has a big blush on her face.

Later.

Smaug is by himself drinking tea. He's in female form. He's humming to himself. When he is done drinking his tea he goes over to the couch and lays down.

Smaug:"What to do what to do." *He/She looks around and spots the remote.*

Smaug grabs the remote and turns on the TV. There are people dancing to a song.

Smaug then looks left and right and he gets up and starts to dance.

Later.

Smaug is dancing and Tohru and Shouta and Kobayashi come in. They see him dancing. Shouta sees his big boobs bouncing up and down and he starts to freak out.

Shouta:"Not another one!"

Smaug hears him and he stop dancing and looks over to she them. Tohru is trying her best not to laugh and Kobayashi is sweat dropping. A blush starts to form on his face.

Smaug:"Kyaaa!" *He runs into his room and slams the door shut.*

Later.

Smaug in male form, Kobayashi and Shouta are at the dinner table and Tohru is serving them.

Kobayashi:"Lucoa's weaknesses?"

Shouta:"Yeah."

Tohru:"In that case, I know something good."

Shouta:"Really?"

Tohru:"Her weakness is those breasts of her! It's hard for her to dodge attacks with those."

Smaug:"It's true, I should know." *A memory plays in his head and a whispers.* "What a wild night."

Shouta:"I don't mean combat weaknesses!"

Tohru:"Hmm, in that case, probably liquor."

Shouta:"Liquor?"

Kobayashi:"Didn't Lucoa say she could hold her liquor well?"

Tohru:"Well, she can hold her alcohol well."

Smaug:"She can drink so much."

Tohru:"Yeah, But it's not that. It's that she's a sucker for liquor. She's usually we;; guarded, but she'll drink liquor without caution. So, if you put poison or such in liquor, she's won't even notice."

Shouta:"That would kill her, though!" 

Smaug:"Yeah, can we not kill her, please."

Kobayashi:"You're asking about weaknesses, but from a dragon's point of view we humans are just full of weaknesses. Even if you manage to get something over her, do you think that would say Lucoa? Isn't your current relationship good enough?"

Shouta:"It's not. Lucoa..."

Smaug:"Did she try and crush your head, too?"

Shouta:"No! She's always wandering around somewhere, or teasing me, or making fun of me. She doesn't respect me. That's why I want to strike at one of her weaknesses and prove myself to her."