Isekai Quartet EP 7: Carry Out! Class Rep (New Memes)

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The dragon Maid Group is flying to school.

Kobayashi is on Tohru's back.

Ilulu:"How was your club yesterday, Smaug?"

Smaug starts to drool. 

Smaug:"Big Food."

Kobayashi:"What?"

Flashback.

Subaru is standing next to Hamusuke. Their in a big cage.

Subaru:"This is a little bigger than the djungarian hamsters I'm used to."

Hamusuke turns to Subaru.

Hamusuke:"You know my species?"

Subaru:"Yeah, but the ones I know are a little, and by a little I mean a lot, different."

Hamusuke:"My lord once said them same thing."

Subaru:"I can't hear you. Could you stop chewing on my head?"

Hamusuke is chewing on Subaru's head.

Aura:"Hey, Hamsuke!"

Hamusuke freaks out and stops chewing on Subaru's head.

Hamusuke:"I let my instincts take over and chewed on him!"

Aura comes over to the two.

Aura:"Sorry, Subaru!"

Subaru has blood all over his head.

Aura:"You're covered in blood!"

Hamusuke:"For some reason he chews on me and ignores everyone else."

Aura:*To Hamusuke.* "You know better than that!"

Hamusuke:"For some reason, when I see Subaru, I get really excited!"

Subaru:"You were excited?! Is chewing on me some kind of animal communication ritual?"

Hamusuke:"I feel really bad about it..."

Hamusuke is chewing on Subaru's head.

Subaru:"Then stop chewing on me!"

Hamusuke:"Also he keeps staring at me."

Hamuske stops chewing on Subaru.

Subaru:"Who?"

Hamusuke points to Smaug.

Smaug is outside of the cage. He has stars in his eyes and he has drool flowing from his mouth.

Smaug:"Big Hamster."

Subaru then pulls out a spray bottle and starts to Spray Smaug.

Subaru:"Bad, Bad Smaug!"

Smaug hisses and runs away on all fours.

Flashback over.

Smaug has drool pooling from his mouth.

Smaug:"Hehe, big hamster food."

Everyone sweat drops.

Dave:"You know it's not nice to eat you're friends, Smaug."

Smaug stops drooling.

Smaug:"I've done it before, I'll do it again!"

Tohru hits Smaug on the head with her tail and Smaug starts to lose control.

Smaug:"Dragon going down! Dragon going down!"

A few seconds later a loud boof is heard.

Tohru:"How was your club, Miss Kobayashi?"

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