The Dragon Maid's Brother S

Isekai Quartet EP 5: Explosion! Talent Show

(There is a small trivia at the end of this chapter)

(Warning: This episode has a few non-wholesome and family friendly moments. And a Ara Ara. And some hand holding. YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED.)

Everyone is in class.

Roswaal:"Okay, let's get this talent show staaarted."

Roswaal puts his hand on a box.

Roswaal:"I've got pieces of paper in here with everybody's naaames. I'll draw them one at a time, and when your name is called, you'll show us your taleeeent!"

Roswaal puts his hand in the box and pulls out a piece of paper.

Roswaal:"The first name is.... Mr. Rerugen!"

Erich:"What? M-Mr. Roswaal, why do I have to participate?"

Cocytus:"Because Mr. Roswaal said, 'Wouldn't it be fuuuun?'"

Ram:"That settles it, then."

Roswaal:"We're all going to be friends here, after alllll. You should go first and set an exaaaample."

Erich sighs and walks to the front of the class.

Erich:"I am Erich von Rerugen, TA of Class 2. I humbly submit my performance of our Empire's national anthem."

Erich starts to sing.

Smaug:"Dear me, someone kill me."

Tohru covers her ears.

Ilulu is also covering her ears.

Dave:"I think this is nice."

Kobayashi:"At least someone is nice."

Smaug slams his head into the desk. Smaug's tail faints.

Erich finishes singing and he is off to the side with a depressed aura around him.

Roswaal:"Now, who's next?"

Roswaal pulls out a paper.

Roswaal:"Oh! It's Subaru!"

Subaru:"Heck Yeah! Thanks to Mr. Rerugen, anything I do is going to look great by comparison."

Subaru stands up.

Ram:"Sure, but I can't imagine you having anything worth showing."

Subaru:"I thought you'd say that, sis. But I do have one amazing talent."

Rem:"That was amazing, Subaru!"

Subaru:"I haven't done it yet."

Subaru walks to the front of the class. Then he pulls out a red string from his pocket.

Subaru:"Now, in my hands I've got an ordinary length of string. It hasn't been cut in any way and there are no knots."

Subaru then starts to mess around with the string.

Subaru:"But if I do this.... and this, and then this..."

The sting is now in the shape of Tokyo Tower!

Subaru:"Tokyo Tower!"

Everyone is silent and Smaug boos him.

Subaru:"No! I knew it was boring!"

Subaru goes back to his desk

Rem:"No, I was extremely impressed! I have no idea what you did, but still..."

Dave:"I have no idea what a Tokyo is, but I thought it was cool."

Roswaal:"OKay, next!" *He pulls out a paper.* "Oh, it's Reeeem!"