The Dragon Maid's Brother S

Isekai Quartet EP 2: Tension! Introduction

(Dragon Maid sits behind the Konosuba group. Kanna and Smaug are at the front of the group. Kobayashi and Tohru are sitting behind Smaug and Kanna.  Ilulu is sitting at the back of the group with Dave.)

Everyone is now sitting at some desk and Roswaal is at the blackboard. There are three rules on the board.

Learn Hard
Play Hard
No Violence

Smaug is leaning his head on his hand. 

Smaug:"Bored." *Smaug's tail is pretending to be asleep.*

Dave looks excited. He has a notebook and a few penicles on his desk.

Dave:*Whispers.* "I'm finally at a school. I'm going to make so many friends."

Kobayashi is confused about the situation. 

Kobayashi:"What is going on?"

Ilulu is looking at Smaug with a dreamy look.

Ilulu:*Sighs.* "Smaugy."

Tohru is totally paying attention and not thinking about Kobayashi.

Tohru:*Drools a little.* "Hehehe."

Kanna is paying attention.

Roswaal:"These are the rules for your new school liiiife. You guys are now all fellow stuuuudents. So make sure you get aloonnggg."

Subaru:"Ros-Chi !"

Roswaal:"I'm your teacher now."

Subaru:"Mr. Ros-chi. What the heck are we doing here?"

Roswaal:"School life."

Subaru:"Yes. School life." *He stands up.* The central facet of every young boy's life! But lots of my classmates are clearly not students!"

The camera moves between Ains, Tanya, Smaug and then Kazuma.

Kazuma:"Ehh?"

Roswaal:"You shouldn't judge people based on their appeaaaarance!"

Ram:"You're a terrible boy, judging people by their appearances, Barusu."

Subaru:"No, no, no. That is clearly not the issue here."

Ains clears hit throat. 

Ains:"So what you're telling us is that we need to have a 'school life' together with the rest of the people here?"

Roswaal:"That would be correeect!"

Smaug slams his head on the desk and Dave gains stars in his eyes.

AIns:"And if I refuse?"

Smaug stands up and slams his hands on his desk.

Smaug:"Yeah! What if I refuse. I never went to school and I did perfectly fine!"

Roswaal:"You can't refuse. You would be punished for violating the school rullles."

Kanna pulls on Smaug's sleeve and Smaug looks to her.

Kanna:"You're causing trouble, Lord Smaug."

Smaug sits down and crosses his arms.

Smaug:"I hate school."

Kobayashi:"I finished school. Why am I here?"

Dave:"I never went to school. This is awesome!"

Roswaal claps his hands.

Roswaal:"Okay, everyoooone! It's time for introductioooons! Let's start with Subaaaru!"

Subaru:"Okay." *He stands up.* "My name is Natsuki Subaru! Not only am I clueless, I'm also broke beyond compare! Nice ta meet ya!" *He gives a thumbs up.*