The Dragon Maid's Brother S

Another Day (Or is it?)

(Here the start of what could be a another custom season.)

Smaug is sleeping on his gold pile that's in the corner of the living room.

Smaug:*Sleep Talking.* "Hehe~ I'll take everything."

Smaug smiles and he snores and also drools.

A shadow looms over Smaug. He snorts and opens his eyes. Smaug sees Tohru standing over him with an annoyed expression.

Smaug:"What?"

Tohru:"You haven't done your chores yet."

Smaug sits up.

Smaug:"I'm not a child! I don't have a bedtime anymore!" *Smaug starts to count on his fingers.* "One, two, three, four, five." *He holds out his hand to her.* "Five kids that I take care off, and three of them are babies!"

Smaug lays back down.

Smaug:"And I've saved the universe multiple times within the past couple years."

Smaug closes his eyes and rolls onto his side.

Smaug:"So I think I deserve a break."

Tohru gains a tick mark on her head.

Tohru:"First of all you're not 18 in human years yet, and you only take care of like three of your kids. Morgan does whatever she wants and you never talk to her. Tanya takes care of Millie in the dragon realm.

Smaug shivers.

Smaug:"10 long hours, that woman has so much stamina."

Tohru:"And you caused both reasons why the universe was in danger!"

Smaug groans and he sits up and looks at Tohru.

Smaug:"So maybe I was the reason the universe was in danger multiple times and the reason the Dragon Realm was almost destroyed. But I worked very hard to make sure they weren't."

Tohru:"You almost died each time."

Smaug points his fingers at her.

Smaug:"But I didn't! So HA!"

Smaug crosses his arms in pride. Tohru stares at him and blinks a few times.

Tohru:"I will make Turkey tonight if you do your chores."

A red light shines around Smaug, after a few seconds it dies down and he's wearing a maid outfit. Smaug stands up and salutes.

Smaug:"Reporting for duty."

Tohru looks away and smirks.

Tohru:"Works every time."

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Smaug is sweeping the floor.

Smaug:"Sweeping, sweeping, sweeping. I am sweeping."

Some dust flies up into his nose and he tries to hold back a sneeze, but he's unsuccessful and he sneezes out fire.

Smaug:"Ugh."

Smaug wipes his nose and he goes back to sweeping only to find that his broom has turned to ashes.

Smaug:"Well darn."

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Smaug is now vacuuming and he's whistling. His tail sways behind him as he vacuums. Smaug lifts up the couch and vacuums under it. He sets the couch down and suddenly the vacuum stops working.