The Dragon Maid's Brother S

War (Old Enemy)

Smaug is on the couch watching TV with Ilulu. Kobayashi is sitting at the dinner table with Kanna. Tohru is making some food in the kitchen. When suddenly his phone goes off. Smaug grabs his phone and answers it.

Smaug:"Hello?"

Tanya:*Phone.* "How are you my lovely, Smaug."

Smaug:"Tanya? How did you get this number?"

Tanya:*Phone.* "I have my ways."

Smaug goans and Ilulu chuckles. 

Smaug:"I hate it when that's your answer." 

Tanya laughs.

Smaug:"Now why did you call me?"

Tanya:*Phone.* "A spy of mine told me there is an army of Orcs traveling to Erebor led by a certain Doll."

Stands up.

Smaug:"Orc Army?"

This catches everyone's attention.

Tanya:*Phone.* "We don't know their numbers, but there are a few dragons among them."

Smaug scratches his chin.

Smaug:"How long until they get to Erebor?"

Tanya:*Phone.* "A couple days."

Smaug wipes his face.

Smaug:"How big do you think the army is?"

Tanya is silent for a few moments.

Tanya:*Phone.* "If I was wanting to attack the kingdom of one of the most feared and strongest dragons, well I would take a thousand if not more soldiers." 

Smaug starts to pace and Ilulu has a worried look.

Smaug:"This is troubling."

Tanya:*Phone.* "I get gather up an army near that size but with dragons on their side, it'll make things harder."

Smaug sighs and he looks to Ilulu and Tohru.

Smaug:"I might be able to get a few dragons on our side."

Tanya:*Phone.* "Smaug, we'll need more than a few dragons. From what I know this doll or demon really hates you and wants to kill you, so they may have an ace up their sleeve." 

Smaug chuckles.

Smaug:"I'm plenty strong to take on their ace."

Tanya:*Phone.* "Smaug, this isn't the time to be cocky. This is time to prepare for war."

Smaug huffs.

Smaug:"Fine. I'll meet you soon."

Tanya:*Phone.* "See you soon."

Smaug hangs up the phone and sits down and puts his head into his hands.

Kobayashi:"What is this about an army?"

Smaug thinks for a few seconds.

Smaug:"It's probably just to lure me out so they can kill me."

Tohru/Ilulu:"We won't let them!"

Smaug smirks.

Smaug:"They think they can take me on, but I have an army, too."

Smaug stands up and looks to Tohru and Ilulu.

Smaug:"Can I ask you guys a big favor?"

They both nod.

Smaug:"I need your help defending my home, so can you please join me and help me defeat my enemies?"