Smaug's PURRfect Day (It's a CAT-astrophe)

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In the Kobayashi apartment, Smaug, Kobayashi, Tohru, and Dave are in the living room. Kanna and Ilulu are in the dining room, sitting at the table.

Dav holds up a blue glass bottle that has a glass cat head as a lid.

Smaug is drinking some tea. Kobayashi is reading the newspaper.

Dave:"I bought this!"

Smaug:"What is it?"

Dave lowers the bottle.

Dave:"I have no idea."

Smaug sighs.

Tohru:"What do you mean, you have no idea?"

Dave shrugs his shoulders.

Dave:"I thought it looked cool, soooo I bought it."

Smaug face palms.

Smaug:"You're such an idiot."

Tohru:"Let me see it."

Dave hands Tohru the bottle.

Kanna:"I think it looks cool."

Dave:"Thank you, Kanna."

Tohru finishes reading the labels on the bottle.

Tohru:"It's a potion to turn into a cat."

Kobayashi shrinks away from it.

Kobayashi:"Please, Keep it away from me."

Dave looks at the bottle.

Dave:"Really?"

Tohru:"Yup. one drop to act like a cat. Two drops to grow cat features."

Dave opens the bottle a some blue mist comes out.

Dave:"There's a lot more than a drop in here."

Tohru:"There is a warning on the label that says 'Do not drink all at once!'"

Ilulu:"Does it say what happens if you do?"

Tohru shakes her head.

Tohru:"Nope."

Then some crying is heard from the dragon room and everyone looks to the room. Dave jumps a little accidentally drops the cat potion bottle into Smaug's drink.

Ilulu:"I got it."

Ilulu gets up and walks over to the dragon room.

Dave:*Whispers.* "Uh oh."

Dave quickly gets the bottle out of Smaug's tea before anyone notices.

Smaug:"Taking care of children is hard."

Smaug grabs his tea and starts to drink it.

Smaug:"Hmmm. This is good tea."

Dave's eyes widen as he watches Smaug down the whole cup of tea. He looks to the bottle and notices that it's empty.

Dave:*Nervous.* "You know, I think I have to get back home and cook dinner for Elma."

A white portal opens behind Dave.

Dave:*Nervous.* "So I'm gonna go!"

Dave walks backwards and into the portal and it closes.

Smaug:"That was weird."

Smaug yawns.

Smaug:"I'm suddenly really tired. Now I really want some tuna."

Tohru:"That is weird."

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