THIS IS CRACK FICS *kicks u in a hole* All? X Reader?

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I'm just gonna caption the reactions in the photo rn
Calum: wtf is going on where am I? Who are you guys?
Luke: OMG dat ass
Michael: * is Beyoncé*
Ashton; *is sassy white girl emoji*
- Sam
Happy April Fools Day

Michael let out the breath he had been holding in. He did it. He had asked you out. "So...?" Michael asked, a worried look on his face.

"Michael that's really sweet but... I'm already with someone"you smiled sympathetically and felt an arm wrap around your waist.

"Yeah she's with me!" Luke nodded proudly. You heard a scream and Luke was tackled to the ground by a wild Calum.

"She's mine!" Calum shouted as he punched Luke. Then a random guy walked in

"Who... The fuck... Are you?" You stared at him.

"Who the fuck are you?" He put his hands on his hips.

"I asked you first."

"I asked you second" You turned to Michael and he spoke up.
"She's (F/n) (L/N) cutie with a nice booty, fanfic reader, and the 5sauce boys lover"

You glared at the boy "Now who the fuck are you?"

"I'm Ashton. I'm new."

"Who the fuck let you in here?"

"Abigail."

"Abigail who?"

"Abigail Breslin"

Michael looked confused "Abigail Breslin is in charge of writing shitty songs about me, what's she doing letting people in the door?"

Suddenly. Unicorns.

"HOLY SHIT" Luke ran out of the room; having a drastic fear of unicorns.

Calum jumped on one with Michael and busted out of the window. All that was left was you and Ashton.

"So... Wanna make out?"

"Sure."

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