spamton x reader one shots because i'm bored

spamton x suicidal y/n (satire + 🍋)

"MAMA NO!!!!!!"
she chucks a dildo at your face and laughs.
"CRY BITCH"
i do as she says and run out of the house, a bruise forming around my eye. where to now?
i decide that this is it. i'm going to end my life.
i fly over to the tallest building and get ready to jump. "H3Y WAIT!!!!" i hear behind me.
i turn with dramatic affect and see a 2 foot tall puppet man standing there with tears in his eyes. "WANNA JUMP [[together?]]"
i have no idea who tf this tiny ass man is but nod in agreement. we hold hands and jump. this is the end, i think. but all of a sudden, the strange puppet rips off his pants and sticks his dick in my asshole. i moan and cum then we both died the end

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i fucking hate myself