𝐏𝐒𝐘𝐂𝐇𝐄, a book of rants

🐰Stefan Salvatore🐰

"For over a century, I have lived in secret. Until now...."

Hah I put a bunny emoji. Get it? Cuz he eats bunnies?......NO one?....yeah I get it I'll stop.

Now onto Stefano, well the thing is, I don't hate him. I just don't like him.

But Violet, what's the difference??

The difference being, fellow readers, is that I don't hate him so much that I want to constantly kill him. I just hate him that I want.....to not-that-often kill him....

I will say this tho, he did NOT deserve to die. Like, as annoying and painfully boring as he is, he shouldn't have died.

So why do I hate Mr. Broody?

Well it's partially cuz I'm a delena shipper and yk......

But also because he misunderstood Damon. You know what I'm talking about. When he goes all Like," TheRe iS nOtHiNG HuMaN LeFt In DaMoN"

Like bitch shut the fuck up. What do you know about Damon and his "humanity"???

But then sometimes he's Like team delena and that is when I like him which is a concept I am still not familiar with.

Look at me, using big words like "concept" and "familiar".

Moving on.....

I, like most people, prefer no humanity Stefan or even drunk Stefan over regular Stefan.

Anything except regular Stefan.

Becuz at least he isn't brooding. Also he has an amazing sense of humor. Like, who knew?

Humor is the first thing I look in a characters. So if u lack humor then bye bitch.

Honestly, they should have just let him and Care go on humanity less.

Because as much as I hate the fact that we didn't get a delena version of the same, gotta admit, they were hot.

AND also kinda cute.

But mostly hot.

With a sprinkle of cuteness.

WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS A CAKE??

There I go again, fighting with myself.

Oooooooo things are getting messy.

Oh no we brought the chair to the fight.

NOPE NO JUST....DROP MR. DINO AND WE CAN TALK THIS THROUGH LIKE RESPONSIBLE ADULTS.

NO? Yeah thought so.

Well, got to go peeps, see ya....😘