𝐏𝐒𝐘𝐂𝐇𝐄, a book of rants

🐻Caroline forbes 🐻

"Just because I talk a lot, doesn't mean I always know what I'm actually talking about"

Hellooo, beautiful.....

Today we will be meeting the love of my life.....

CAROLINE ELIZABETH FORBES😊

Since when did this turn into a talk show????

Anyways.......

Take a Good, loooooooooong look at her.......👆👆👆👆

MOMMMMMMM, I WANNA MARRY HER.....

*Crazily fangirls over her for the millionth time today*

Ahem, moving on...

So like, when Liz died in season 6- 

Imma stop you right there. We are all gonna shut the fuck up and pay a moment of respect to Elizabeth Forbes's soul.

I don't know where you came from but I'm not complaining...

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Okay, you can continue

Thank you. So as I was saying, when Liz died,  Caroline shut off her humanity.

But even then it's like she is the same Caroline, except this Caroline drinks actual human blood. 

I mean yah I loved how she like, the only no humanity vampire with actual control but I was really looking forward to her snapping some necks and ripping some hearts out of chests in true Damon fashion. I guess not everyone gets what they want. Lemme just go scream...

Okay, I'm done screaming and while we are on the topic( topic being care and not me screaming) let's talk about Steroline.

As much as I loathe them, gotta admit they were hot.

My only regret is that we didn't get a Delena version of the same. other than that, I loved them

I feel like I've mentioned the above in another chapter. I guess I could check but who cares.

Also, I wanna eat a particular thing but I don't know what the particular thing is so now I'm hungry.

Moving on...

I absolutely loved the scene where Caroline saw Bonnie and Jeremy and realized they were having sex and she's like, "I wish I had scandalous sex" and then Klaus comes in and they both have sex against a tree. The moment that I had been waiting for since I saw Klaus. #klaroline

Anywayz, when Bonnie and Damon died in season 6, Caroline was the only one who still had hope (Mikealson). she didn't move away to get a job as an auto mechanic or get a tiny Lil house and a girlfriend or anything (yeah Stefan, I meant this entire paragraph for you. I mean, out of all the job options there is, you had to choose an auto mechanic?). 

Nor did she do drugs. She was hell-bent on getting her town back and did anything she could. She lost so much and she was still there for everyone. And just when I thought she was gonna hold the world record for being the only non-orphan, Liz dies. And I hate that.

I seriously don't understand why yall hate her. ( yeah that was for you nandappi . Ik you sent me like fifty paragraphs reasoning why you hate her but those arent even valid reasons.)

In conclusion, Caroline Forbes is one of the best characters on tvd and everyone who hates her can fuck off.

Byeeee