im pretty sure my dad didn't leave for milk

getting lit in dragonspine

The next day, she went to visit her friend MingMing.

"Hey fam let's get lit in dragonspine"

"ok"

And off to Dragonspine they went.

They were about to ambush a hilichurl camp for their supplies when they saw lil nas x pole dancing down from the sky

wait no

it wasn't lil nas x

it was Xi's dad

oh

he was

he was

h-he was

he was eating yellow snow, only he didn't see that, because he scooped it up while looking at his weapon.

As soon as the snow touched his tongue he looked at it

"shit i ate pee"

he threw down the pee snow

he turned his head saw Xi and MingMing behind one of the crates

"what are you doing here"

"we were getting lit and was about to go on a raid when you decided to pull a lil nas x"

"whats a lil nas x"

"lmao what a boomer"

"what's lmao"

"no"

"what"

"woah who is that"

"that's my ass of a father that left for milk 13 years ago"

"oh."

Xiao turned his head to MingMing.

"Is your mom Ganyu?"

"yeah, but my other parent is also a mom"

"how the fuck do 2 females impregnate each other"

"idfk"

"Anyway, Xi, I want to continue our conversation from yesterday."

oh no.

"I know you were upset"

he did not.

"And I just want to clarify"

not in front of her best friend, who's been with her ever since they could shit in the toilet properly

"that I did not want to abandon your mother"

she wants to dig a hole, crawl in it and die.

"I just"

now MingMing was looking at her weirdly

"I wanted to spend more time with her, but I lost the game"

wait what

"what game"

her father took a very deep breath.

he was still breathing in

it's been a minute

is he ok

"let me explain"

oh finally

"I needed to prove I had time management skills"

so he had poor time management skills

"and I needed to win a game of chess to stay in the mortal world longer."

"but why"

"I don't know, ask the person who made the rules"

another question she was dying to know the answer to unanswered.

"Even to try, I needed to pay a price"

"what was the price"

"i needed to give up something precious to me"

"what was it"

"the diaper morax helped change me out of when i was still a very, very, very young adeptus"

um.

"how old was it"

"I've lost track of time, i think about 2,000"

"why would you keep a 2,000 year-old diaper, or even cherish it"

"Morax is my father figure. That was one of the many things that resembled our closeness. You have no idea how much i sobbed when i handed it over"

"so that was why you were avoiding mom"

"yea, it was a silly goofy little grudge."

Just then they heard MingMing clear her throat.

Oh.

MingMing.

Xi completley forgot she was there.

"I've heard my mom was really good at chess. Is that why she's still living with me and my mom?" she asked.

"yea, she was the first one ever to win that rigged shit."

"wow"

"yea i know right, but she wouldn't teach me her tactics"

"thats sad"

"i know, just thinking about it makes me wanna cry, im going back now."

Xi heard her father sob with a soft mutter of "my diaper..."

then he was gone.

"well today wasn't too lit wasn't it fam"

"yea not really"

And they collected the supplies and left.