im pretty sure my dad didn't leave for milk

early life ig

(A/N):im so sorry for not posting for so long! ive been really busy (but really when am i not 🙄) anyways here is the early life of Xi

Xi was born on April 20th. (4/20 haha get it)

As a baby, she was very catastrophic. She destroyed multiple items in the house, including but not limited to: baby toys, appliances, (thankfully they were rich rich bc of the funeral parlor and a slime youtube channel with 69M subs 😈), weapons, rocks, diapers, you name it. Xiao, meanwhile, would sneak some peaks, but very little (like 5 seconds at most and then return to wangshuu inn). She also had a bad temper. Once, Hu Tao refused to put on Cocomelon on the TV, and Xi threw a huge fit that resulted in the death of the TV, the table, and grandpa Zhongli's Nokia.

At 4, she started to help with the business. Hu Tao would put a little sign around her and push her around to advertise to others. It wasn't that effective, but it got people to look at the sign, all right. Who could resist a toddler?

At 8 is when she recieved her Geo vision. You all know the story. Headbutting a rock bla bla bla.

Xiao would occasionally catch wind of gossip of his daughter, as she was bound to be the talk of many seeing how she bullied kids on Royale High wiht her 69M diamonds and all halos and sets and items except the halloween halo 2019 and beat up kids who called her 'poopyface'. He was very proud.

Now, at 13 years old, she found out who her father was. And spent more time with him. While Xiao was grateful he could finally normally see his child, he couldn't help but wonder why Xi smelled of poop every time she came to visit. That was because the 'poopyface' nickname the kids Xi used to interact with still called her that, and every time they did, she would actually take some poop (from god knows where) and fling it at their faces, often missing. Her mom told her to stop, and she said, "boi when those bitches stop calling me that goofy ahh nickname is when ill stop flinging shit at their ugly ass faces". And that was the end of that conversation.

She was given trading requests for the halloween halo 2019 but she rejected them cuz she barley had any duplicates and she wanted to keep her diamond count at 69M.

also quick flex i won the mermaid halo 2022 a few days ago! also im level 1052 and i have 780k diamonds 😈 ive been playing for about 4 years

anyway i can't add anything else to this chapter otherwise id be going off topic :P

but next chapter is when Xiao comes home a 2nd time 😈