im pretty sure my dad didn't leave for milk

dad comes home for a few hours but he didn't bring the milk

It was a normal day, or normal in Xi's standards.

It had started off with her waking up in a cold sweat at 3am.

Basically, she had a dream where she drank some Tsaritsa Bath Water, and had to pee really bad.

So she did the natural thing and peed in the bathtub (don't ask, dreams are just built different.)

And then she woke up to find that she had peed her pants.

Fucking great.

Then she went to Wangshu Inn to visit her dad, because he started acting weird ever since he ate that pee snow.

Today, he was having a seizure.

So, she waited beside him for around 30 minutes.

Then he started acting normal again.

As he emo-ly ate his Almond Tofu, she popped the big question.

"Why don't you just sneak back once in a while to visit?"

her dad stopped for a while.

"why didnt i think of that"

bruh

"but the consequences for getting caught will be harsh"

"like what"

"like getting my ultra-rare limited edition morax figurine confiscated for 2 hours"

bruh 2x

"Just come visit plz"

Her father gave a sigh.

"ok"

the next morning she heard clapping

whatever that was, it was really loud.

she decided to play roblox jailbreak and bully some noobs.

One claimed that her father was Roblox and would ban her

"ok but did i ask"

and then she left the game.

the clapping was still going on, so she decided to put in her earbuds and listen to My Chemical Romance while going to visit MingMing.

It wasn't like she was emo or anything, she just liked the music.

She wasn't emo.

She just wasn't.

There's no way.

After MingMing opened the door, she took one glance at Xi's phone and said,

"bro stop denying it ur emo"

Xi was 4 parallel universes ahead and pulled up a 100-slide PowerPoint presentation on why she wasn't emo.

"Stage one, denial." MingMing said.

Xi fell to the ground and had a mental breakdown.

her Light imagaY level intelligence just wasn't enough for Gen Z comebacks

They bullied Roblox noobs together for a few hours, then Xi went home.

Her mother was on the couch, looking messy, and was very suspiciously(sussy) unable to walk.

So she had some instant ramen for dinner instead.

And her mother said that she had just missed her father, who left 5 minutes earlier

Unable to curse in front of her mom, she just said,

"Gosh squiggly diggly jiggly musty crusty dang it"

and went to Wangshu Inn to visit her dad

he was also messy and didnt seem in the mood for a conversation she just left

and then practically pounced on her bed and fell asleep

With horror, she realized.

She was having that Tsaritsa Bath Water dream again.

Only she couldn't control her actions this time, and pissed her pants yet again.