im pretty sure my dad didn't leave for milk

friendship is magic

"Oh no you don't!"

Zhongli turned around in surprise. Standing before him was the Traveler, Paimon, Xi, Tao, Keqing, Ganyu, Venti, Kujou Sara, Alhaitham, Nahida, Yae Miko, Amber, Eula, Mona, Kaeya, Cloud Retainer, Shenhe, Madam Ping, Thoma, Ayato, Ayaka, Barbara, Jean, Lisa, Mika, Razor, Sucrose, Albedo, Cyno, Collei, Tighnari, Diluc, Qiqi, Baizhu, Klee, Kazuha, Heizou, That one guy with a bullcut that looked kinda like Ei, Yoimya, Kirara, Kokomi, Candace, Faruzan, Diona, Childe, Dehya, Nilou, Kaveh, Ningguang, Yelan, Beidou, Bennet, Noelle, Xiangling, Chonguyn, Xingqiu, Yanfei, Yunjin, Yaoyao, Kuki, Itto, Layla, Rosaria, Xinyan, Sayu, Gorou, Fischl, Ei, and IS THAT FUCKING GOKU?!?!?!?? AND DAZAI?!?!?! IS THAT FUCKING HATSUNE MIKU?!?!?!?

"we're gonna put a stop to your evil plans old man" the traveler said. "with the power of friendship!!!!"

"hOW DID YOU EVEN GET THEM ALL HERE"

"Friendship!!! and plot armor"

"hey, I heard your abandonment issues are pretty strong, can I fight them??? said Goku

"what the fuck"

but before Zhongli could even finish his sentence the Traveler and others had already gathered a big ball of light made by the power of friendship.

"WAIT!!! PLEASE LISTEN TO MY BACKSTORY!!!"

But they didn't listen. Until.... "c'mon guys let's hear him out" when the fuck did Tanjiro get here

but they decided to give him a chance so. Zhongli explained everything.

By the end of the story, everyone was in tears. And sorry for Zhongli.

But they still hit him sith the big ball "WHAT THE FU-" and he was out. unconsious.

When Morax next opened his eyes, he saw Guizhong. "How are you-I miss you so much, Gui- wait am I dead???"

"No ur not lol ur here bc this is what you need for your character development."

"oh"

"Morax, I know it's been hard. I know you've been through a lot. But you have people with you-people who care about you and love you. They are willing to go through these things with you. Setting these rules are not the best way to deal with this. Not only that, but you're also hurting others. Please think this through. Let them be happy. I can tell that they're important to you. You want to keep them close to you so they won't leave, and you think that this is the best way. Please reconsider. I love you."

"You cheated on me with Streetward Rambler"

"I love you Morax now get your ass back to teyvat"

And then he was here. Surrounded by the people that loved him. Who cared for him. Standing here i realise As he looks around at the familiar faces, he realizes that they were here all along. They weren't going to leave him. He didn't need these shitty rules.

"I take back that rule lmao"

And so the room was full of cheers. But not before Traveler slaps Zhongli bc he was the reason why Hu Tao lost out on child support.

And so peace was established again, and everything was fine.

Peepaw was still mad about his wife cheating on him though. but that's a story for another time.

Farewell.

(A/N):this isn't actually the end there's more sillies ahead stay tuned everyone