Another morning had started
And as Xi woke up, she heard clapping from her mother's room
gah dayum this is the second time
And then it stopped as soon as Xi opened her bedroom door to walk out.
As she headed to Hu Tao's room she heard a lot of rustling and creaking.
When she opened the door, she saw both her parents watching TV on the bed.
It kinda smelled funky in there, though, and they were both sweaty.
Who cares?
"Why are you back"
"Shh stop being so loud ill get caught"
"Why are u back"
"bc i couldn't resist that Hu taussy- I mean I missed u guys"
" Ok and where was that feeling in the past 13 years cuz u never showed up"
"I was...busy eating almond tofu"
"for 13 years"
"and polishing my morax figure...they took a long time i swear"
"ok bozo"
And off she went to continue her day.
Oh, but this chapter isn't about her this time.
No sir.
It's gonna be about Xiao
He was just chilling on the roof of Wangshu Inn when he suddenly started craving some of that taoussy-
no wait
ok so
After that encounter with that mysterious maiden, they started hanging out. And then they did 'it'.
Yes, they did. They decided to keep their shoes on when entering peepaw Zhongli's home, and ended up with severe butt pain and a scolding.
Then she got pregnant.
Thing after thing, they only got worse, Xiao realized. And so he left her, to make her feel better.
Little did he know what he had caused when he left her.
Anyway, to the current timeline:
Now that Xiao came back from the visit, he was going to go visit Cloud Retainer (to ask her about baby stuff cuz she took care of Ganyu) and ended up being confronted with that same shitty adepti that prevented him from being a father.
"I know where you went today"
oh shit.
"You know the consequences. Hand them over."
And so that's how he ended up handing over his ultra-rare limited edition morax figurine. And is now crying on the roof of the Wangshu Inn.
And also when he decided to rebel over that shitty rule that made him lose his ultra-rare limited edition morax figurine for an hour.
They were going down.
(A/N): eyyy I got hubby kaz a few weeks ago :D he makes killing enemies much more fun and exploring easier
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im pretty sure my dad didn't leave for milk
FanficHu Tao has a kid, and the father is unknown. Or, an AU where it's the archons that give out visions, not Celestia, and a similar-to-riordanverse AU where if an immortal has a kid with a mortal they go to get milk and don't come back. I know canonly...
