Danger Zone. ● Sterling Archer.

Mole Hunt.

THE sound of my alarm blaring throughout my room woke me at 7:00 am the next morning. My house was only a twenty minute walk from the office so being late wasn't exactly an issue. But, getting up and having the motivation to deal with those within the radius was the issue.

ISIS is divided into two groups. The first group are the ones with no voice pretty much. They come to work, do their work and then go home. Occasionally, they'll be brought up into conversation but rarely. 

Then there's the second group, which sadly I'm involved in.

This group consists of nine people, including myself. I'm one of the top field agents, and in my opinion, I'm the sanest one out of the bunch. The second one is Lana Kane. She's another top field agent, and my best friend. She's the one who trained me when I first got hired so we bonded rather quickly. Plus, we connected over our shared hatred for Archer.

The third one is Cyril Figgis, the agency's accountant, and currently Lana's boyfriend, or she just likes to say they are dating. I don't remember how these two even got together, but Lana and Archer have been on and off since I've been working here, and just as of recently, she dumped him and began to date Cyril. I believe Lana is doing it to make Archer jealous, which I don't understand why she chose him for that.

I mean, no offense, Cyril's an attractive guy, not my type, but he isn't strongly compared to Archer. Cyril is 5'10, has short, black hair with grey streaks on the sides and a small curl dangling from off his forehead. He wears glasses, grey suits with Mr. Rogers type of sweaters underneath his jacket, and a pair of loafers. People think he's weird, and he tends to be, but he does have a heart of gold, and I do consider him a friend.

The fourth one is Ray Gillette, the agency's analyst, and an openly gay one at that. Ray is 5'8, has short, blonde hair with a mustache to match and is always wearing a grey suit. When I started working here, him and Lana were best friends, still are, but with me added, we're like the three musketeers. Just like Lana, I can trust him with almost anything.

The fifth one is Pam Poovey, the agency's HR. Pam is 5'7, slightly overweight but has muscles on her, blonde hair that's usually tied up in a high bun, typically in knee length skirts with sweaters and a pair of heels. Pam's a sweetheart, but she can be a little difficult to handle. Aside from her big mouth, which prevents me from confiding in her with anything personal, she does tend to be inappropriate at opportune times, alike her friend, Cheryl... or Carol... whatever.

The sixth one is Cheryl Gimple, or whoever she prefers to go by. People think she changes her name in order to gain what she craves, attention. But, truthfully, she does it because people get her name wrong all the time, specifically Archer. Anyways, Cheryl is Malory Archer's assistant. She is 5'4, has Auburn hair that's also usually tied up in a high bun, wears long sleeve shirts with a shorter skirt than Pam, and heels.

Cheryl is also, in fact, bonkers. She always creates outbursts, always wants attention and sometimes acts like a child. But, what really takes the cake is her sexual drive, always talking about it, and always seemingly enjoying the thought of someone choking her.

The seventh one is Algernop Krieger, or usually known as Dr. Krieger, who isn't exactly a doctor but more of a crazed scientist of the agency. He's also rumored to be a clone of Hilter but that's a whole other story. Krieger is 6'1, has thick brown hair with a thick beard to match and is usually wearing a white, lab coat. He's mostly in his lab, working on insane experiments, but every once in a while, he tends to show up to either explain his creations to the group, or to help out however he can.

The eighth one is none other than Malory Archer, the one who controls everything and everyone. In better terms, she is the boss, or the director, of the agency. She's a hard nut to crack, pretty much thrives on success with going through great lengths to get what she wants.