It was a hot ass evening when Steamy and Muscly were gettin down on some deep fried garlic chicken titties (BREASTS)!!!!
"Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmm," said Steamy, "tastes almost as good as your cock!"
"That's cause it it's my prized cock, Betsy." replied Muscly.
"No I meant..... Nevermind" said Steamy with a great sadness knowing he wouldn't get Muscly's juicy dick tonight.
They aggressively grabbed each other's crotches and shook. (Their secret handshake).
Just then Juicy McCock shoved down the front door.
"What's up my straight sluts how's it hangin!!!!" screamed Juicy with such a yell that it scared the shits out of every banshee within a 69 mile radius.
"Pretty ungay" said Muscly with a shrill screech.
"SHUT UP YOU FATASS BITCHES MY EEEEARS ARE BLEEDIN LIKE MY MOMMA ON HER PERIOD" exclaimed Steamy in a surprisingly calm tone.
"Sorry homo bromo" said Muscly and Juicy in unison.
"Bro I ain't gay but whatevs" responded Steamy who was obviously very upset.
"Bro how could you say that you sucky my cocky all the time" said Muscly in a very sad tone with his best puppy eyes.
"REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!???!!???!!???!!???" Juicy screamed (without the "s").
