First chapter, yay! Let's show you a normal day for the Newsies...
Davey: I have wonderful children
Race: *hanging from the ceiling*
Crutchie: *sobbing*
Romeo: *flirting with his reflection*
Jack: *belting songs*
Mike and Ike: *in a screaming match*
Finch and Albert: *making out in a corner*
Les: *no where to be found*
Specs: *laughing at Romeo*
Blink and Mush: *also making out*
Henry: *sleeping*
Davey: *stressed beyond belief* Wonderful, wonderful children
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Race: Y'know... if we all bent down a foot or two we'd be the same height as Spot
Spot: Why you little-
Race: I'm not the little one here, you are
Spot: *fuming*
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Spot, about the Manhattan Newsies: They all have no brain cells. They are all idiots who are sleep deprived
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Spot: Race and I have that sort of dynamic where we finish each other's-
Race: Sentences
Spot: Don't interrupt me
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Ike: Will you be my boyfriend?
(Hotshot kisses Ike)
Ike: Is that a yes or a no
A little something to start the book off
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Newsies Funny
FanficJust me occasionally giving ridiculous Newsies content because I was tired of looking for some. Will include: Oneshots Incorrect Quotes Random Thoughts and Questions And more!
