Codename: Kids Next Door OC plug in (OC x Lenny)

Operation M.U.N.C.H.I.E.S.

This was another request from @Frak44. This picture is so stinking cute!

Now loading: Kids Next Door mission: Operation M.U.N.C.H.I.E.S.

Morning
Uncovers
Needed
Crunchiness
Hiding
In
Enemy
Store

Kuki: We've run out!
Hoagie drops and breaks a bowl.
Hoagie: But that was the last one!
Alastor: I can always bioengineer some more but there's a good chance I'll make it toxic so. Who wants some probably toxic breakfast! Ow!
Abby whacks Alastor upside the head.
Alastor: You know my rule; if you're going to hit me, do it harder so I feel the pain.
Abby: Unless you want the pain of hosting our funerals, we ain't touching that.
Wally: NOOOOOOO!
Abby: This is not happening! THIS IS NOT HAPPENING!
Nigel: Relax everybody, there's bound to be one out there somewhere. And if there is? We'll find it!
Millions of tennis balls are launched into the sky and crash into multiple parts of the neighborhood.
Nigel: Reports, Numbuhs 5 and 6.
Abby: Nothing so far, Numbuh 1.
Alastor hits her wrist communicator.
Alastor: Vamos lá, coisa estúpida! (Come on stupid thing!)
Hoagie: Everything alright, Numbuh 6?
Alastor: No, probe 70,240 has a jammed signal!
Abby: It's probably a malfunction.
Alastor: Highly unlikely. I worked with the wiring on these things, all of them! I check the programming every second Tuesday of the month, and they were all fine.
Kuki: Noooo, it is there.
Hoagie: Come on, how can you tell? We sent out forty-teen thousand probes!
Kuki: It is there. I can taste it.
Hoagie: Numbuh 1?
Nigel: Hmm.
(A/N: Can I just say it's cute watching the villains shop and act like civilians)
Time skip
Alastor sits in S.H.O.P.P.I.N.G.D.A.R.T., typing on her wrist communicator while Hoagie drives.
Computer: Kids Next Door S.H.O.P.P.I.N.G.D.A.R.T., Super Hoagie Operated Piston Powered Interceptor Naturally Goes Down Aisles Really Turbonically.
Hoagie: Let's go!
The rest of Sector V except Abby jump into the S.H.O.P.P.I.N.G.D.A.R.T. and ride off. Abby jumps into the S.H.O.P.P.I.N.G.D.A.R.T. as Mr. Boss and two Ice Cream Men run away. They get knocked into the ice cream section. Hoagie laughs.
Hoagie: That outta cool them off!
Abby groans.
Abby: Just shut up and steer this thing, would ya.
Hoagie: Oh that is cold, Numbuh 5, get it! I just said cold and we-
Abby: Just steer.
Alastor: Besides, I'm trying to work!
Hoagie: No sense of humo-Aaaaaahh!
Sector V barely miss the frozen section.
Abby: Thank you!
Sector V runs into multiple displays.
Wally: Incoming sugar heist.
Nigel: Everybody duck!
Kuki: Oh I love these!
Kuki grabs a can.
Kuki: Ooh, Boston baked beans, yuck!
Kuki grabs another box.
Kuki: Oh Numbuh 4 likes these! $8 for a box of cookies?! How do you-
Abby: He said get down!
They scream as flour is launched at the S.H.O.P.P.I.N.G.D.A.R.T.
Nigel: Who's firing at us?
Abby: I know who it is! Stickybeard!
Stickybeard rides his ship through the isles.
Stickybeard: Where do you think you're going?
Stickybeard laughs and continues to chase Sector V.
Stickybeard: Ramming speed!
Chewy and Gooey laugh and turn the ship to ram into Sector V as they almost lose Wally.
Hoagie: Hang on guys!
Stickybeard: Oh no, you don't!
Alastor: I got it!
Abby: What you waiting for then, do it!
Alastor: I can't, we have to lose Stickybeard first.
Stickybeard: Give it up, mateys! Or I'll squish you like a gumdrop in me back pocket!
Hoagie: I don't think so!
Sector V ram into Stickybeard and pass him. Stickybeard catches up and grabs the box with his sword.
Stickybeard: I'll be taking that box of Rainbow Munchies. Ooooh, there's a prize in the box, oooh!
Stickybeard laughs and skips into another isle.
Abby: No you don't, Stickybum.
Hoagie: Dead meat!
Kuki: Come on, Numbuh 2, I know the situation is bad but-
Hoagie: No! Dead meat! Abandon ship!
Sector V hops out of S.H.O.P.P.I.N.G.D.A.R.T. as it runs into the meat isle and explodes. Sector V except Abby lay either on the floor or on a shelf, covered in meat.
(Sorry, not doing the interaction between Abby and Stickybeard. This is Alastor's story and she does not know this was going on so, again, sorry)
Abby: Come on guys!
The rest of Sector V hop between isles to get to Stickybeard's ship.
Abby: I got the box.
The rest of Sector V cheers.
Nigel: To the express lane!
Wally: Hey Numbuh 6, we lost Stickybeard a while ago! You can use your thing!
Alastor: I would, if it didn't get destroyed when Numbuh 2 crashed the S.H.O.P.P.I.N.G.D.A.R.T. into the meat section.
Hoagie: But don't you have like a flash drive of it or something?
Alastor: The auto file was saved, until rancid meat juice got into it!
Abby: To the express lane!
Wally: We're gonna make it! We're gonna make it! We're gonna-aaaaah!
Father stands in front of the express lane with a barbecue grill lid on his head.
Father: You didn't think a half priced barbecue grill could stop ME!
Father throws down the grill lid and raises flames around him.
Father: DID YOU!
Father shoots fire at Sector V and burns them to a crisp. (A/N: Bruh, if you killed them, how are you gonna explain that to their parents?!)
Father: Now!
Sector V gasps.
Father: Give me that-what the?!
Corn starts to pop from all the fire around Father.
Father: Well, I hate the smell of burnt popcorn but in this case-
Father extends his flames, burning away the popcorn.
Father: Now, give me that box of cereal!
Abby: But I don't have it!
Father: Then who does?
It turns out Knightbrace got the cereal and plans on destroying it. Causing everyone to gasp out "What!?"
Toiletnator: My back!
Nigel: Ahem, desperate times call for desperate measures. Truce?
Father shakes Nigel's hand.
Father: Until breakfast is finished.
Nigel: Agreed.
Everyone starts to live in closer to Knightbrace.
Alastor: Wait! I agree with Knightbrace.
Everyone but Alastor: Huh?!
Alastor: With all the sugar in that cereal it's terrible for your teeth. Which is why I have bioengineered a version of it without sugar!
Alastor holds up a bowl of green glowing cereal.
Alastor: And who better than to do the honors than Knightbrace himself.
Knightbrace grabs the cereal from Alastor.
Knightbrace: Thank you, Numbuh 6. I'm actually very impressed you would do something like this.
Knightbrace takes a bite of Alastor's cereal.
Knightbrace: Considering you're a kid and...all?
Knightbrace's teeth start to fall out and glow green.
Abby: I knew it was a bad idea to eat that cereal this morning!
Everyone but Knightbrace laughs.
Alastor: Don't worry, your teeth will grow back in weeks time. Provavelmente. (Probably.)
Alastor laughs wickedly and closes in on toothless Knightbrace with everyone else.
Knightbrace: Hey! What are you-
Punches were thrown and yells were heard. Everyone who wanted cereal, eats it happily with each other.
Hoagie: Hey can someone pass the milk?
Count Spankulot: I'll get it.
He opens a door with a dazed Knightbrace holding a carton of milk.
Knightbrace: And don't forget to brush after breakfast.
Alastor: Yeah, something you can't do!
Everyone but Knightbrace laughs.

End transmission

Trivia

- The plan Alastor was going to do before her auto file got ruined was she was going to mimic Father's voice to say he had the cereal and have the villains run out of the store in a chase so the Kids Next Door can get the cereal
- Alastor checks the programming of the tennis probes every second Tuesday of the month
- Alastor bioengineered some cereal that is similar to Rainbow Munchies, however, it looked radioactive as it glowed green and made Knightbrace's teeth fall out