Operation N.A.U.G.H.T.Y.

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No, I'm not crazy for doing the Christmas episode when Halloween is near, I have a reason I'm doing this.

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Almost
Undo
Greatest
Holiday
This
Year

Ella's POV

Muffled singing and mild talking is heard before there's was a bang on the door as an elf shouts that they'll get it is muffled by the closed door. Its muffled singing comes closer as it opens the door.
Elf: Merry Christmas to ya! Come on in and have some egg....nog.
A dart is thrown on the elf, making a powder slip out and makes the elf fall unconscious. As Sector V jumps on a table with blasters and wearing S.M.E.L.L.M.E.T.s.
Elf: Look! We have guest!
All the elf's get blasted with darts, making them fall unconscious.
Wintergreen: Looks like Christmas is coming early for me.
Wintergreen rips off his shirt while yelling as numerous darts get blasted on him making him fall unconscious.
Elf: Hey, cool dart guns!
The elves shout agreements as they gets blasted and fall unconscious.
Elf: Nappy time.
Sector V keeps shooting darts.
Elf: Merry Christmas kids.
They get blasted with darts.
Elf: You who! Up here!
Kuki blasts a dart at it. Sector V keep their guns ready as the move to the fireplace. Abby yanks a stocking as the fire stops, revealing an elevator as Sector V gets inside. They stop at a random floor.
Elf: Huh, hey! You're not allowed to be down here! And Merry Christmas.
The elf gets darted as Sector V walks forward and goes through some automatic doors.
Santa: Hey! What are you-
Santa gets darted as he falls over and drops a collar with bells. As Sector V walks up and look at each other.

Alastor's POV

A machine flys through the air, holding Sector V.
Wally: Oh man, that was close. I'm surprised we got out of that sugar costed castle alive.
Kuki: Oh come on, it wasn't so bad. Plus, it was the only place I could pick up my last gift.
Kuki holds up a red present with yellow ribbon.
Kuki: And I saved the best one for yoooouuuuu.
Kuki holds the present out to Wally.
Wally: Oooh! You got me a present! Wooohoooo!
Wally starts shaking the present.
Wally: What is it? What is it?
Kuki takes the present from Wally.
Kuki: You can't open it now, you have to wait until we exchange present tomorrow morning.
Wally yells.
Wally: Exchange gifts?
Wally stuffs his mouth with fries.
Wally: Right.
Kuki: Don't tell me you didn't get me a present again. Don't you like me?
Abby: Yeah Numbuh 4, don't you like Numbuh 3?!
Abby chuckles while Wally spits out fries.
Wally: Like what are you talking about?! Who cares about getting presents for other people anyway? Isn't Santa that one who's supposed to do that?
Kuki: Of course. But real friends get each other gifts as well, so you'll just have to watch the rest of us exchange gifts tomorrow.
Abby and Nigel start looking guilty and mumbling excuses.
Alastor: I just flew back in.
Kuki: You guys didn't get me gifts either?
Alastor: I was away for a reason, Numbuh 3!
Nigel: Well, things have been busy lately and-look at that! We're back at the treehouse! Better buckle up for landing!
The machine starts to descend to the ground and lands.
Kuki: Well, it's really more fun to give than receive anyway. Hey! You guys decorated for Christmas!
Abby: Numbuh 5 didn't do it.
Alastor: I've been gone all week.
Abby: But whoever did, took on the minimalist look.
The treehouse is shown to be cut clean off.
Hoagie: Hey! This tree is 560 years old.
Nigel falls to his knees and groans.
Nigel: Ooooh why?! Why does everyone always take my treehouse every. Single. Time. Who's jumping on the Take Nigel's Pride and Joy bandwagon now!
???: You're worst nightmare before Christmas, that's who, bub.
Wintergreen leans against the machine with a candy cane between his fingers (A/N: Hope you get the reference).
Wintergreen: I don't want any trouble, so I'm gonna tell it like it is. I want that gift that little Ms Green Sleeves has got. What do ya say you had over the reindeer and no one gets their Christmas turkey early.
Kuki: Ssssshhhhh! Don't tell Numbuh 4 about the reindeer! It's a surprise!
Wintergreen: Look! You kids took something from Santa, and when he finds out, he's gonna be real unjolly. And my job is to keep the man jolly. So hand it over.
Kuki: You want my gift?
The rest of Sector V cock their weapons.
Nigel: The only thing we'll be handing you, is some seasons beatings for stealing my treehouse!
Wintergreen: I was hoping you'd say that. Elfa Strike! Attack!
A triangular bodied elf picks up the flying machine with ease and throws it at Sector V (A/N: Attempted manslaughter) as they scatter and the machine blows up.
Nigel: Kids Next Door! Battle Stati-
Wintergreen tackles down Nigel.
Wintergreen: Face the facts, bub. You've been cut down, just like your puny tree.
Nigel attempts to grab his blaster as Wintergreen kicks it away and Nigel grabs Wintergreen's ankle, making them tumble in the air. Wintergreen lands under Nigel and kicks him off. Wintergreen stands up and blocks Nigel's blows.
Wintergreen: Now. Where's. Santa's. Reindeer!
Wintergreen head butts Nigel back as Nigel backflips to regain his balance. Nigel grabs his blaster.
Wintergreen: You're pretty good, kid. But you're gonna need your Christmas best!
Claw like candy canes protrude from Wintergreen's knuckles.
Wintergreen: To beat ME!
Wintergreen jumps as the scene changes to a comic book.
Narrator: Look out, with bones of solid peppermintium, the ferocious leader of Santa's elite strike force, Elfa Strike, is Wintergreen.
The scene switches back to cartoon as Wintergreen cuts up Nigel's blaster and shirt.
Nigel: Uh oh!
Wintergreen tackles down and holds down Nigel as he almost scratches his face.
Abby: Numbuh 1!
The rest of Sector V except Kuki yell while running to Nigel. A sharp jawed creature poofs out of the sky and tackles Abby and Alastor.
Nutcracker: Cracken Christmas, my Caroline!
Alastor: Neither of our names are Caroline!
The Nutcracker rolls into a ball and poofs away.
Wally: Hey! He blew up!
The Nutcracker poofs behind Wally and Hoagie and kicks Wally. Hoagie attempts to grab him but he poofs away, poofing on Hoagie's shoulders.
Hoagie: Hey!
Scene changed to that of a comic books.
Narrator: This elf was born quite strangely. With a weird and wooden head and if he ever bit you, ouch is what you probably said. Meet the mysterious, Nutcracker.
The scene changed back to cartoon as the Nutcracker bite's Hoagie's head, making Hoagie run away screaming.
Hoagie: Get him off! Get him off!
Hoagie continues screaming. While Kuki sits with Snow Angel.
Kuki: You can not!
Snow Angel: I can too.
Kuki: No way! That unpossible!
Snow Angel: I'm serious.
Kuki: Will you show me?!
Snow Angel: Sure.
Snow Angel flies up, and starts glowing like the North Star.
Scene changes to comic book.
Narrator: This elf got pelted by a radioactive snowball while walking home from Santa's Christmas Eve. Now you can say there's no such thing as superpowers, but once you meet Snow Angel, you'll believe.
Scene changed back to cartoon. Snow Angel swirls around the ground, making a snow hand.
Kuki: Woooow! You really can control snow!
Snow Angel swoops down and steals Kuki's gift.
Kuki: Hey! That's not for you!
The snow hand turns into a fist.
Wally: Numbuh 3! Look out!
The fist comes down as Wally tackles Kuki down, making them slide to Coniferous.
Coniferous: White Christmas, what have we here?!
He holds up Wally and Kuki by their shirt collars.
Wally: Let go you frost bitten freak!
Coniferous' body changed to pine needles while he laughs.
The scene changes to a comic book.
Narrator: And last but not least, the mighty Coniferous. With the prickly power of parlous pine needles.
The scene changes back to cartoon (A/N: Like the narrator said, last one) Coniferous hugs Kuki and Wally to his chest, as they struggle against the pine needles, causing Coniferous to laugh. Kuki bites and pulls back a section of pine needles, making Coniferous yell with pain. Kuki rips off the pine needles and spits it out, making Coniferous throw the kids down and hold his chest.
Kuki: Now, give me back Numbuh 4's present!
Kuki grabs Coniferous' arm and throws him into Snow Angel, making her drop the present, making Kuki run after it.
Kuki: I got it! I got it! I got it!
The Nutcracker poofs on Kuki's shoulders and grabs the present. He laughs and poofs next to her.
Nutcracker: Looking for this?!
Kuki tries to punch him but he poofs to the other side.
Nutcracker: Keep trying?!
Kuki tries to grab him but he poofs to the other side.
Nutcracker: Is this what you want?!
Kuki grabs him by his shirt collar and beats him back to Wintergreen. Wintergreen grabs the present.
Wintergreen: Thanks kid. Looks like we can all go home now.
Kuki yells and tackles Wintergreen down.
Wintergreen: Lay off, toots!
Kuki: Give. Me. That. Present! (A/N: Never upset Kuki Sanban under any circumstances).
Kuki pulls on his hat then jumps off.
Kuki: Never mind. You can have the stupid present.
Wintergreen: I can! Alright!
Kuki: Just kidding.
Kuki pant's Wintergreen, revealing his yellow boxers with candy canes on them, making him scream like a little girl. Kuki kicks him in the rear and he tumbled back, falling off the treehouse. Kuki picks up her present.
Kuki: Now! Does anyone else wanna try and take present!
The rest of Sector V and the defeated Elfa Strike Team all mumble no's. Dark clouds start to envelop around the tree stump.
Narrator: Only once in a thousand Christmas's, is Elfa Strike forced to pull out their most deadly attack, when there's no other way to save to most wonderful time of the year. They call in the Twelve Days of Christmas attack.
For each day of Christmas that many things fall down on Kuki. (A/N: Why do so many people try to kill these kids?! Are they not worried about the felonies they're going to get?!)
Narrator: Twelve drummers drumming. Eleven pipers piping. Ten lords a leaping. Nine ladies dancing. Eight maids a milking. Seven swans a swimming. Six geese a laying. Five golden rings. Four calling birds. Three French horns. Two turtle doves. And a partridge in a pear tree. Kuki crawls out with the battered present as Wintergreen takes it.
Wintergreen: Thanks kid, now if you kids don't mind, we'll be taking back the reindeer you stole so we can get on delivering presents.
Kuki: I didn't steal it, I bought it for Numbuh 4.
Wintergreen: Yeah. Then what is your stupid friend gonna do with the-
Wintergreen's candy cane claws rip open the box, revealing a reindeer, but not the one Elfa Strike Tram is looking for.
Wintergreen: Secret Santa Surprise Reindeer Monkey?!
Wally: You got me a cruddy Rainbow Monkey?!
Alastor: Appreciate not the gift, but the thought, Numbuh 4.
Abby: And, it's more than you got her.
Wally: How do you know I didn't get her anything?!
Snow Angel: The Secret Santa Surprise Reindeer Monkey is only available at the Rainbow Monkey superstore on Christmas Eve.
Wintergreen: Then these kids couldn't have been at the North Pole today if they got one.
Abby: We'll no kidding, we were at that crazy store all day, waiting in line to buy that thing!
Alastor: I haven't been in America since last week. I just flew in.
Nutcracker: Then, if they didn't do it, then who has the reindeer?

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