This was a request from @frak44 if you have a request for an episode or anything else, just let me know. This will be slightly off since this is going to be told in Alastor's POV. Now, onto the finale.
Now loading: Kids Next Door mission: Operation I.N.T.E.R.V.I.E.W.S.
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StoryAlastor's live action actress: Diandra Forrest
Voice: Can you tell me what you were doing to help Numbuh 1?
Older Alastor: I was helping Hoagie and Abby. I was calculating coordinations for Hoagie to drop a bridge and waiting for him to give me the signal to give to Abby.
Back to cartoon
Alastor: I told you a little to the left, Numbuh 2! No, that's too far! You should know how to make a straight bridge!
Abby: How about instead of yelling at him, trying being nice!
Alastor: Try a little to the right. Perfect!
Nigel: Is the bridge ready, Numbuh 6?
Alastor: Of course it is, with precise calculated coordinates!
Wally: You really need to get a hobby, Numbuh 6. Kuki giggles.
Nigel: Now!
Alastor: Drop it!
Hoagie: London Bridge is falling down.
Hoagie drops the R.E.B.R.I.D.G.E.R.A.T.E.R.
Computer: Kids Next Door R.E.B.R.I.D.G.E.R.A.T.E.R., Revered English Bridge Really Is Double-y Great Enemy Roadblock And Totally Ends Rundown.
Hoagie drops the bridge and it destroys part of the roadway already there. While Alastor watches the green truck through binoculars.
Abby: Almost ready for the big show, Numbuh 6?
Alastor: On my mark. Now!
Abby pulls a lever, splitting the bridge apart. However, the Delightful Children don't slow down, they ride into the back of a plane.
Rachel: Numbuh 1, you let the Delightful Children get away!
Nigel: Don't worry sir, we'll catch them. Come on team.
Nigel salutes and marched through everyone.
Rachel: No. Just forget it.
Abby: But what about the cake?
Alastor: You know they're up to something to make sure everyone knows that everyone but them isn't getting a single finger dip in the icing.
Rachel: Look. I think it's time to take you guys off the case.
Nigel: What?! My sector is always in charge of liberating the cake from those Delightful Dorks!
???: And it's your sector that always loses it. I mean have you clowns ever gotten the cake back in one piece?
Hoagie: Well yeah! Once.
Wally: And just who the crud are you, Beaver Teeth!?
Wally grabs the kid by his shirt as the kid starts whimpering.
Rachel: He's my brother.
Wally lets go of the kids shirt.
Wally: Right. Your brother. I can see the family resemblance.
Rachel: Since taking over Sector W, Numbuh 363 has the highest missions success rate in the Kids Next Door. So I'm putting him in charge of all future cake retrieval missions.
Sector V yells out protests.
Harvey: Sure she can. She's in charge and obviously she thinks you're getting too old to handle the big missions so step aside and let a real sector handle business, Numbuh Wuss.
Nigel tries to attack Harvey but gets held back by Abby and Hoagie.
Nigel: I'll show you some business you little-
Rachel: You and your team are off this mission, Numbuh 1. Is that clear?
Nigel: But-!
Rachel: Is that clear?!
Harvey: Yeah Numbuh 1, is that clear?!
Nigel: (through gritted teeth) Yes.
Rachel: Good. Sector W, it's your show now so go get us that cake!
Sector W: Yes sir!
Lee: Cool.
Sonia: Let's go!
TRANSMISSION INTERRUPTED
Kuki: Wow Numbuh 1, Numbuh 363 was totally right! We never have got the cake back in one piece.
Hoagie: We did once!
Kuki: Really? I don't remember. Hmm, let's see. There was the time we blew it up by accident, and we sent it through the wood chipper the other time. Oh, oh and remember when the birdies pooped on it?!
Kuki laughs.
Kuki: Remember that one, Numbuh 1?!
Nigel: Yes! Thank you for the memories! Now if you don't mind, I'd like to talk about anything other than...cake?
The treehouse is revealed to have many production equipment in it, along with the Delightful Children. The Delightful Children smile while reading a script.
Nigel: You!
The Delightful Children look up, shocked and gasps as Sector V gets out weapons.
Nigel: Kids Next Door, battle stat-
Fiery green hands come up from the ground and hold Sector V captive while they struggle.
Father walks up holding a director's microphone and director beret.
Father: No, no no, NO! CUT! You Kids Next Door are not in my script!
Alastor: Script? Do you think this is a movie set? Deve ser o filme, Invasão dos Idiotas. (Must be the movie, Invasion of the Idiots).
Father: But on the other hand, you might just be what this picture needs.
Father holds his hands as a rectangle in front of Nigel's face.
Nigel: Father! What are you doing in our treehouse?!
Father: Just indulging my more artistic side by producing the mega blockbuster movie of the century!
Father gestures toward the Delightful Children standing next to a tarp that says Happy birthday.
Delightful Children: And we're the stars! It's called "Let Us Eat Cake".
Alastor: The proper term is 'let them eat bread'.
Delightful Children: Do you mind? Once it's complete, jealous kids worldwide will get to see us enjoy our delicious birthday cake on the big screen. And what's a better backdrop for us to savor it in then your stupid treehouse!
The Delightful Children laugh evilly.
Wally: Oh man! It ain't gonna be one of those chick flicks is it?
Father: ENOUGH! We must film before the muse escapes me.
Delightful Children: Try not to be too jealous, Lenore.
Alastor: What do you mean?
Delightful Children: Read the script.
They shove a script in Alastor's face.
Alastor: This is pointless, why not replace that for a female lead?
Father: Hmm? Great idea! And you're that lead!
Alastor: Wait hold on, o qué?! (what)?!
Ella: She got the lead? This is war, Wehrmacht!
Ella tries to attack Alastor but gets held back by Ashley (A/N: I am calling her Ashley, she looks like an Ashley) and Lenny.
Alastor: Wow! You guys are good at that!
Delightful Children except Ella: We have much experience from you.
Father: Calm down, or you won't get a slice of cake this year, Ella. Back to my film, you would be perfect for the lead, Ms. Wehrmacht.
Father puts hands as rectangle around Alastor's face.
Father: Just a slight makeover and you'll be in tip top shape. Imagine the ratings with such a unique looking lead. With a fake eye too.
Father pokes his finger in Alastor's eye.
Alastor: OW!! That's my real eye!
Father: Oh. Of course, I knew that! You'll play the love interest.
Ella: Barf!
Alastor: That sounds fun, how about we rehearse a bit before screen time? Prefiro vomitar do que beijar qualquer um de vocês idiotas (I'd rather puke than kiss any of you idiots).
Father: The first part was a great idea! I have no idea what you said otherwise.
Alastor: Nothing to worry about, Director.
Delightful Children: The one day we forget our Portuguese to English dictionary.
Alastor gets released.
Nigel: Numbuh 6, what are you doing?
Alastor: I can see it now, rose petals fall just in time for the big kiss.
Delightful Children: Kiss? Is that in the rewrites?
Alastor: You can't have a love interest movie without a kiss. But I have one complaint, Father.
Father: A complaint? Don't make me recast you.
Alastor: It's an easy fix. My co-star has an injured leg.
Delightful Children: Injured leg? None of us have an injured leg?
Alastor: You do now!
Alastor kicks Lenny in the shin as he balances on his uninjured leg.
Delightful Children: Hey! That hurt!
Alastor: How? It's only steel toed!
Alastor laughs as she gets trapped by a green fiery hand again.
Kimi: Droga (Dang it). Worth it!
Father: You're getting recasted, by the cake!
Alastor: A cake got the lead instead of me.
Ella: You mean instead of me.
Delightful Children: Cakes don't kick us in the shin with steel toed footwear.
Alastor: Excuse me for living!
Father: Alright my stars, in this scene, you will unveil the cake. I wanna feel passion between you and it's scrumpt-yumminess, the electricity, the love.
Ella: I thought Lenore got recasted.
Everyone but Alastor and Lenny snicker.
Alastor: The name's Alastor!
Father: Quiet on the set! Places! Aaaaaaand, action.
Delightful Children: At last, we are alone, my love. (A/N: This was too painfully funny to write)
Alastor bursts out laughing.
Father: Cut!
Alastor: Desculpe (Sorry) but, you're in love with a stupid cake!
Alastor laughs even harder.
Father: I thought I said, QUIET ON THE SET! From the top, action.
Delightful Children: I have yearned too long to taste your frosty icing.
Sector V yells protests while the Delightful Children keep acting.
Delightful Children: Come to me, my tasty-aaaah
They pull back the tarp to reveal Numbuh 74.239, holding an umbrella and drinking some juice (A/N: At least I think it's juice)
Numbuh 74.239: Hello.
Nigel: Numbuh 74.239? What are you doing here?
Father: Cut, cut, CUT! You're ruining my scene.
Delightful Children: And what have you done with my cake? (A/N: Just say our cake, you are individual people).
Numbuh 74.239: Oh, we took it. But I assure you, it is quite safe.
He takes a drink of his juice(?)
Father: How dare you! Give it back this instant!
Numbuh 74.239: Oh, you can have it back if you want it. You just have to pass a little test we came up with first.
Nigel: Test? What test? And who is we?
Numbuh 74.239: You'll see.
SWITCH TO LIVE ACTION
Older Alastor: I was so happy when they tore down that stupid theme park. I always hated those dumb Rainbow Monkeys. Actually, no. I'm tolerating of them, only because that was the only to watch while in my "school" in Brazil. Many people went next to insane because of that very reason.
BACK TO CARTOON
Sector V walks through the abandoned amusement park.
Wally: So where the crud is that cake stealing creep anyway?
Kuki: Who cares?! We've got the whole park to ourselves! Let's go on the roller coaster first.
The roller coaster crumples down.
Nigel: We haven't got time for rides. Just keep an eye out for the Delightful Children, we should be-
Harvey: Leaving! What part of my sister's you're off the cake mission did you losers not understand?!
Wally: And what part of you is your sister going to recognize after I get done rearranging your-
Wally steps back as Sonia holds a blaster to him and Lee holds a yo-yo.
Lee: Not cool.
Sector V draw their weapons.
Abby: Not cool is right. You better get your yo-yo out of my teammates face.
Harvey: You first.
Sonia: Can't we just talk about this calmly?
Mr. Boss walks up with the Crazy Old Cat Lady, Mr. Wink and Mr. Fibb.
Mr. Boss: Hey! What do you brats think you're doing...here?
Sector V draws their weapons at the villains.
Nigel: I was about to ask you the same thing, Mr. Boss.
Alastor: Is my whole family coming here?
Toiletnator: Hi guys!
Sector V draw their weapons at the Toiletnator.
Alastor: Phew.
Toiletnator: Hey! Don't point those things at me.
Mr. Boss: Ah geez, it's the Toiletnator.
Stickybeard: Nobody move! If any of ye think yer takin ol Stickybeard's cake, ya got nougat for brains.
Lydia: You're cake? The Senior Citizen Squad is serving that cookin' after bingo!
Nigel: Everyone back off, that cake is ours!
Harvey: You back off. Getting that cake is my mission now!
Nigel: Not if we get it first!
Harvey slaps Nigel's hand.
Harvey: Don't touch me! Don't ever touch me!
Everyone argues loudly
Numbuh 74.239: So glad you could all make it.
Everyone draws their weapons at Numbuh 74.239.
Mr. Boss: What's with all these jerks, kid? You said if we came here, we'd get the Delightful Children's cake.
Lydia: Hey, that's what he told us!
Stickybeard: Me too!
Toiletnator: I just stopped in to use the bathroom. But, isn't this place toili-rific!
Various objects get thrown at the Toiletnator (A/N: Pretty sure the Crazy Old Cat Lady threw one of her cats at him because there is a cat thrown at him.)
Numbuh 74.239: Yes, yes. You've all been invited to the most delicious birthday cake ever! And all you have to do to get it, is when our little scavenger hunt.
Harvey: Scavenger hunt? You Gotta be kidding me!
Nigel: Yeah! The Kids Next Door would never allow the villains a chance at the cake!
Numbuh 74.239: Oh this goes beyond the Kids Next Door, as you know what Numbuh 1, far beyond.
Mr. Boss: Well forget it, we're not playing some stupid game for a lousy cake!
The villains shout agreements and leave.
Numbuh 74.239: Oh well suit yourselves, but for those of you who do want to play, the list of items is right over there.
He gestures to a table with a bunch of scrolls and looks at his watch.
Numbuh 74.239: Well look at that, the game has started.
The villains stare at Numbuh 74.239 for a minute then run to the table a get a scroll.
Abby managed to grab a scroll and Sector V flew off.
Nigel: Look at this list! We're never going to get them all to win! Might as well just quit now.
Abby: Hello? Has anyone seen Numbuh 1 around here? Because this guy definitely isn't him.
Kuki: Sure it is! Look, he's got the bald head, and the glasses.
Abby: And he's talking about giving up. That's not the Nigel Uno Numbuh 5 knows.
Kuki: Then who is it?! Because he looks like Numbuh 1 to me!
Nigel: What if 363 is right? What if we are getting too old for the big missions?
Wally: Ooh, so that runt's finished a couple of missions. We've completed tons. We're practically veterinarians.
Hoagie: Veterans.
Wally: Yeah, that too!
Alastor: How about you think before you talk, Numbuh 4?
Hoagie: Are we sure that'll help him?!
Hoagie and Alastor snicker.
Abby: Look, you know we can win that cake and have fun doing it. But even if we fail, there's gonna be other missions, and as long as we're all together, that's all that matters. So who's with me?!
Alastor: I know I am! Six!
Alastor puts her hand in the middle, followed by everyone else.
Abby: Five!
Wally: Four!
Kuki: Three!
Hoagie: Two!
Nigel: One! Thanks guys.
Abby: So, what are we waiting on, people?! Let's get that cake!
Nigel: Right! Numbuhs 5 and 6, find the nearest item on the list! 3 and 4, prep all weapons so we're ready to rock! And Numbuh 2.
Hoagie salutes.
Hoagie: Yes sir!
Nigel: Steer the ship, we're about to hit a mountain.
Hoagie screams and runs to the controls. (A/N: Don't you have autopilot, bro?)
Time skip
Count Spankulot laughs while flying through the air and Sector V chases after him.
Nigel: Step on it, Numbuh 2! Count Spankulot's medallion is worth 200 points!
Wally messes with some levers, trying to lock in the vampire target.
Wally: Oh, hold still you cruddy spank happy vampire.
Count Spankulot laughs as some beams fly past him.
Count Spankulot: Huh? Garlic?! Nooooo!
Count Spankulot becomes more frightened by the Kids Next Door ammo choice. Sector V shoots more garlic at Count Spankulot. Hoagie finally managed to hit the Count with some garlic.
Hoagie: I got him!
Count Spankulot came down like a plane and Sector V landed. The run out, yelling and wearing masks.
Nigel: Quick! Get that medallion before he wakes up!
Kuki: Look! I found a pine cone. How many points is that worth?
Nigel face palms.
Abby: About the same as we got over here! Zilch.
Nigel takes off his helmet.
Nigel: His medallion is gone?!
Harvey: You mean this medallion?! You guys are waaaaay too slow!
Hoagie: Hey! That's ours! We shot Spankulot down!
Harvey: You did whaaaaat?
Wally takes off his helmet.
Wally: We shot that dumb, ugly, good for nothing, cruddy vampire out of...the sky?
A dark shadow raises behind Wally.
Wally: Um, did I mention he's handsome?
Sector V yells as Count Spankulot spanks them while Harvey laughs hysterically and Lee and Sonia watch in horror.
Harvey: Come on team! Let's get the next item on the list!
Harvey walks away.
Sonia: But shouldn't we help Sector V?
Lee: And my sister? (A/N: If you didn't know, Lee/Numbuh 84 is Alastor/Numbuh 6's little brother)
Harvey: Not if you wanna win. So move it 83 and 84!
Sonia and Lee hesitantly follow behind Harvey.
SWITCH TO LIVE ACTION
Older Alastor: I couldn't believe how stupid Wally was, it was his fault we all got spanked. I admire my little brother asking to save me, Numbuh 363 would've saved Numbuh 362 when the time came. I bet you.
BACK TO CARTOON
Nigel rubs his backside.
Nigel: Ugh! I still can't believe Sector W let us get paddled by Spankulot back there.
Abby: Well, at least we were able to get one of Nurse Claiborne's apple crumbles. How many points is that worth?
Kuki: Oooh! A thousand points!
Wally pumps his fist.
Nigel: Hey! Not bad.
Hoagie: Oh not bad is right.
He eats the apple crumble.
Hoagie: And I still can't believe she uses pinkeye crust as topping.
Nigel, Wally, Kuki and Abby groan in frustration while Alastor gags.
Alastor: So gross! Gross gross gross! I'm gonna-
Alastor gags as Wally puts a hand in her back.
Wally: Let's get you to a chair, Numbuh 6.
Nigel: Wow! You handled that better than I thought Numbuh 4.
Kuki: Of course he did! And it's because friends help friends out!
Wally: That, and because I don't want the place to smell like Numbuh 6's last few meals.
Alastor: And stomach acid.
Wally: Don't remind me.
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