Codename: Kids Next Door OC plug in (OC x Lenny)

Operation T.U.R.N.I.P.

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Turnips
Unfortunately
Reaching
Near
Infestation
Point

The Kids Next Door are fighting against H.I.P.P.I.E.-H.O.P., while H.I.P.P.I.E.-H.O.P. dodges and is practically immune to every attack, leaving Sector V in a pile of debris afterwards.
H.I.P.P.I.E.-H.O.P.: Victory is mine, Kids Next Door! Now, it is time for...
The head opens, revealing Kuki in the front seat.
Kuki: Lunch break!
Nigel: Alright, so we're not totally prepared for a giant bunny attack! We'll train some more after lunch.
Kuki: And then we battle the giant ducky! You promised, you promised, you promised!
Kuki jumps excitedly while hold Nigel's hand as he pulls his hand away.
Nigel: Ugh, I'll have to go upload the robotic waterfowl protocols. I'll be eating in my room. Meet me in the training bay when you're finished. Hmm... perhaps the hyper-velocity carrot projector, hmm...
Nigel walks out as Wally and Hoagie get cups out.
Wally: If we're moving up to duckies, I'm gonna need some soda!
Alastor: Mind getting me some too, Numbuh 4, something is wrong with my anterior insula or what's sometimes known as frontal operculum.
Wally: Speak English and I might.
Alastor: The glands that help me taste.
Wally goes over to soda machine as it makes an odd sound. A turnip falls in his cup as he stares at it.
Wally: Huh?
Abby fills a cup a water as the tank starts to fill with turnips.
Abby: Eugh... Numbuh 5 hates turnips.
Hoagie and Kuki stand outside a safe.
Hoagie: Well, I'll just get some ice cream from the fridge--
Hoagie opens the fridge as a bunch of turnips fall out, causing an avalanche of them to push Sector V except Nigel against a window.
Abby: Well, that explains where the turnips are coming from!
A long pipe is seen on the outside, all throughout the neighborhood.
Wally: But how did all these pipes--
An alarm goes off as they gasp and run to Nigel's room, where Nigel comes up from the floor on his podium.
Nigel: Well, I suppose you've all realized by now that someone's trying to get us to eat these gross turnips. I'm not sure where they're coming from, but a Kids Next Door satellite scan should clear that up.
Computer: Initiating turnip scan. Initiating -- scan. Initiating turn...
The computer malfunctions, repeating turnip as it explodes and turnips come out of the projector. Sector V run out, screaming, to the highest point of the treehouse.
Wally: Oh, great.
Hoagie: Now what do we do?
Nigel: We've got to track these turnips to the source.
Kuki: A source? What source?
Shows pipes covering the area.
Nigel: This looks like a job for the Kids Next Door P.I.P.E.P.O.D.!
Computer: Kids Next Door P.I.P.E.P.O.D.: Pipe Interior Penetrating Electric Powered Oscillating Drill.
Inside P.I.P.E.P.O.D., Nigel looks with his binoculars, Hoagie pilots, Kuki sings loudly to herself, and Alastor reads a health textbook.
Alastor: Blegh! Turnips are even mentioned in this health textbook! Not even my precious knowledge is safe from these turnips.
Abby rubs her back.
Abby: It seems nothing is safe from turnips anymore, Numbuh 6.
P.I.P.E.P.O.D. starts to descend.
Hoagie: Hold tight, we're going in!
P.I.P.E.P.O.D. drills a hole in one of the pipes, going into it and seeing a stream of turnips.
Nigel: Steady as she goes, Numbuh 2.
Hoagie: No problem! I told you she handled great!
Turnips start sticking to the P.I.P.E.P.O.D., growing more roots and "attacking".
Nigel: They're attaching! Evasive action!
Hoagie pushes a lever, causing the P.I.P.E.P.O.D. to avoid some of the turnips, but not all of them. Some gather on a windshield, in front of Kuki.
Kuki: Uh oh!
The roots grow stronger and start attacking the insides of P.I.P.E.P.O.D.
Nigel: They're eating through the hull! How far to the target?
Abby: Five miles and counting.
Hoagie: We're not gonna make it!
The turnips start messing with the motors.
Abby: Three miles!
Turnips cover the windshield.
Abby: One mile!
Hoagie: The engine's clogging!
Abby: We've reached the target!
Nigel: She's breaking up! Abandon ship!
Escape pods gather Sector V and drill out of the P.I.P.E.P.O.D., that gets destroyed by the turnips. Sector V stands on top the pipe. Wally pulls a turnip out his pocket.
Wally: Well, that was close.
Turnip pipe closes. Hoagie pulls onto Abby's arm and points at the closing hole.
Hoagie: Hey, look at this! Uh... nevermind...
Sector V looks at a giant turnip.
Kuki: Look! It's grandpa!
Alastor: He bares a resemblance to my Vovó (grandpa).
An old farmer sings to himself as he waters the giant turnip. Kuki jumps up and down.
Kuki: Grandpa! Grandpa! What'd you bring me from Florida?
Nigel: Hey, wait! That's not your grandpa! So, you're the one responsible for this giant turnip pipeline thing!
Farmer: Purty, ain't she? Should win the county fair, hands-down.
Nigel: Oh, come on. We know what you're really up to! You might be able to force your disgusting vegetables on everyone else, but the Kids Next Door are here to take your big, stupid turnip, chop it into little tiny bits, and serve it back to you in a giant bowl of--
Ground starts to shake.
Nigel: ...soup?
Abby: Uh, Numbuh 5 doesn't think the farmer's who we need to worry about!
The turnip lifts itself up and attacks Sector V with roots as they dive out of the way.
Nigel: Kids Next Door, battle stations-
The turnips grabs Sector V and dangles them from its roots. They scream while Kuki giggles and says 'wee'. Kuki's watch starts beeping as she answers it.
Kuki: Hello!
A robotic voice is heard through the watch.
Kuki: Oh, hi, I'm at Grandpa's! We're having lots of fun! Why don't you come over to play, too!
Wally, on the ground, fights off roots.
Wally: Wha- Numbuh 3! Who could you possibly be talking to at a time like this?!
Kuki: H.I.P.P.I.E.-H.O.P.! I'm inviting him to visit Grandpa!
Wally: Ugh! The stupid robot?! Of all the crazy--
Nigel gets slammed into the ground by roots.
Nigel: No! Great idea! Invite H.I.P.P.I.E.-H.O.P.! Just tell him it's a code X79!
Alastor: END THE CALL, NUMBUH 3!
Kuki: Numbuh 1 says to come over!
H.I.P.P.I.E.-H.O.P. responds as Abby and Hoagie are being held in the air, screaming.
Kuki: Of course you can have lunch! Grandpa makes good noodles! No, the thin kind!
Sector V except Kuki: Hurry!
Kuki: Okay, love you, gotta go bye! Oh, and Numbuh 1 says, "Code X79"! Okay bye.
Hoagie gets slammed against Abby.
Hoagie: So, when's the rabbit getting here?
Wally: Yeah- ow! Where's the-ow! Cruddy rabbit-ow!
Alastor gets her face slammed into the ground multiple times as she laughs between words.
Alastor: Ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow!
Kuki uses root as swing.
Kuki: Look, Grandpa! I'm flying! Wee!
H.I.P.P.I.E.-H.O.P. continues to run to turnip while the farmer, who's totally oblivious to everything going on, refills his watering can. The turnip dangles Hoagie and spanks him.
Hoagie: Ow! Cut it out!
Nigel runs to the turnip as it commands other roots to attack. Wally gets dragged.
Wally: Help!
Kuki: Wee! Horsey! Wee!
H.I.P.P.I.E.-H.O.P. jumps and lands in front of the turnip, opening its head.
Kuki: H.I.P.P.I.E.-H.O.P.!
Kuki jumps into H.I.P.P.I.E.-H.O.P., closing its head and activating many weapons to come out.
H.I.P.P.I.E.-H.O.P.: Prepare for--
A root smashes the rabbit to many pieces, it ejects Kuki as she falls on the ground, her parachute activating after she's on the ground.
Nigel: Rats! I thought for sure that would work!
Nigel kicks to turnip as it creaks.
Nigel: Huh?
The turnip rocks back and forth.
Nigel: Uh-oh...
The roots drop the rest of Sector V, screaming as they fall to the ground. The oblivious farmer turns around.
Farmer: Huh?
The turnip breaks off from the roots and rolls into the ocean, nearly crushing Sector V as they duck out of the way. The farmer chases the turnip.
Farmer: Wait! Come back! The county fair's next weekend! Wait for me! (A/N: Dude, you just endangered the lives of six kids, and you're worried about a county fair?)
The farmer jumps into the water and lands on the turnip.
Kuki: Bye-bye, Grandpa! He's silly!
Alastor: Sure Numbuh 3.
Nigel: Well, that's the last time that turnip will bother anybody!
Cut to ship full of rich snooty people.
Man: I say, what is that?
Dowager: Why, it looks just like a giant turni- ah!
The screen turns black, ending on the passengers screams (A/N: I'm pretty sure that's a bit messed up for a kids show, but you do you, Mr. Warburton).

End transmission

Trivia

- Alastor says that the farmer bares resemblance to her grandpa after Kuki calls the farmer grandpa, this is due to the fact the East Asian cultures encourage children to call elders (even outside their family) grandpa/grandma. Kuki is Japanese while Alastor is half Korean.