Operation U.N.D.E.R.C.O.V.E.R.

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Reveals
Coffee
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Relevance

Nigel: All right, team, let's not give up hope now.
Abby: No problem, because Numbuh 5 gave up hope a long time ago!
Sector V is shown tied to an iceberg in the middle of the ocean. A ship with two large spiky balls appears in front of them with the Delightful Children in it.
Delightful Children: Well, well, well. It looks like this is it, Kids Next Doom. So, what do you say we break the ice?
Ashley pulls a lever, making the spiked balls spin and move closer to Sector V.
Wally: Numbuh 3? I've always wanted to tell you something.
Kuki: You don't have to say it, Numbuh 4. I know you really love Rainbow Monkeys too!
Kuki giggles as Wally's eyes get wide.
Wally: No, no, no, no. It's-
Delightful Children except Lenny: Lenny? What are you doing?
The spiked balls stopped moving and the ship stopped moving forward.
Lenny: Uh... activating the hammer-whacky thing?
Delightful Children except Lenny: That's not the hammer-whacky thing! That's the-
The Delightful Children's ship rockets away as Sector V watches them.
Nigel: Um... Did anyone bring a 2x4 technology chain cutter?
Alastor: You know it, boss!
Sector V flies over the ocean in the C.O.O.L.B.U.S.
Nigel: Steady as she goes, Numbuh 2. I don't want any more surprises until we get home.
Hoagie: Roger that, Numbuh 1.
The sound of a ship comes from outside.
Hoagie: Huh?
Hoagie opens the door to Numbuh 35, riding a S.K.I.D.O.O.D.
Hoagie: Hey, Numbuh 35, what's up?
Numbuh 35: Global command wants you guys at Moonbase, now!
Hoagie: Aw, can't it wait? We've had a rough day.
Numbuh 35: Sorry, direct orders from Numbuh 274 himself.
Numbuh 35 flies away.
Wally: All right! The Kids Next Door Moonbase. I hardly ever get to go up there!
Nigel: You heard the kid. Let's go orbital.
The C.O.O.L.B.U.S. flies upward.
Wally: Woah! These doors are seriously cool.
Sector V walk through sliding doors.
Sector V except Wally stand in front of Chad's desk.
Nigel: Kids Next Door Operative Numbuhs 1 through 6, reporting for duty, sir.
Chad: At ease, guys, and welcome to Moonbase. You may have heard that we have a spy in the enemy camp.
Nigel: Only rumors.
Chad walks up to Nigel and gives him a homemade briefcase (A/N: That briefcase looks like it would give you splinters just by holding it)
Chad: Well, they're true. I want you to share our super-special top-secret files with him.
Nigel: I understand.
Wally: This place rocks!
Nigel: So, who's the mole?
???: I am.
Lenny stands in shadows, steps out and takes off his helmet. Alastor slightly blushes as Wally yells and jumps on Lenny, attacking him.
Lenny: No, wait!
Wally tackles Lenny, biting his shirt and growling. (A/N: I am laughing so hard)! While Lenny sobs helplessly.
Lenny: Don't hurt me! Get off me!
Chad: Numbuh 4! Stand down!
Hoagie, Abby, Alastor and Chad attempt to pull Wally of Lenny, Wally's teeth cling to Lenny's shirt.
Chad: I said... stand down!
Wally gets pulled off of Lenny with some blue fabric in his mouth, that Wally spits out.
Wally: Are you nuts? He's one of the cruddy Delightful Children!
Lenny stands up, shaking his head, with the help of Alastor as Abby pats his shoulder, reassuringly.
Lenny: Thank you, Lenore.
Alastor: Call me Alastor since you're in the KND.
Lenny: Why?
Alastor: Do you see me questioning your name, Leonard?! (A/N: I firmly believe that Lenny is short for Leonard).
Alastor grabs Lenny by his shirt collar and shakes him. Lenny smiles and laughs nervously.
Lenny: My name is Lenny.
Alastor: Exactly!
Chad: You stand down too, Numbuh 6.
Alastor huffs and holds onto Lenny's arm.
Wally: Someone has three seconds to explain why he's here before I attack him again!
Chad: You don't understand, he was undercover, Numbuh 4.
Lenny: Correct. I've saved your life countless times.
Wally stands up and dusts off his clothes
Nigel: I suppose he's right, Numbuh 4. If it wasn't for him, none of us would have survived that iceberg.
Wally: Yeah, well... I still don't like it.
Lenny dusts off his clothes.
Lenny: Um, Alastor?
Alastor: Obrigado (Thank you) for getting my name right. What is it?
Lenny: Not that I'm not absolutely loving this, but I need to have feeling back in my arm.
Alastor looks at her arms to see them firmly wrapped around Lenny's arms as she lets go of his arm and shoves him.
Chad: Well, you're gonna love this. Lenny here has some top-secret information that's too good to ignore.
Lenny: So, uh, I guess we're working together, huh?
Alastor: Don't talk to me, kid.
Alastor walks away, leaving Lenny stunned. An automatic door opens as everyone walks through it with Wally being in the back.
Lenny: Precisely... and we don't have much time.
Wally: Stupid Delightful Children, they think they can...
Wally excitedly takes another look at the automatic doors that closed.
Wally: Man, that is so cool!
Everyone stands on a conveyor belt.
Lenny: My guess is that the rest of the Delightful Children From Down the Lane will notice I'm gone in an hour. We always take a nap after a mission.
Wally: So, you're gonna tell us how to bust into their mansion, right?
Lenny: Better than that. We're gonna cut off their coffee supply.
Nigel: Of course. Coffee is the one thing that keeps adults active and alert. Drinking that stuff must make the Delightful Children as evil as adults.
Alastor: Coffee to adults, teens and the Delightful Children is like fuel to an engine.
Lenny stops, causing everyone to bump into the person in front of them.
Lenny: Do you mind repeating that, Alastor.
Alastor: Oh. Nothing.
Alastor blushes and looks away.
Wally: Ignore her, she's just going to go on a boring lecture.
Lenny: Boring perhaps, but it could contain valuable information. Alastor.
Alastor: Well, I was saying that coffee is similar to fuel.
Alastor takes out a textbook and flips through its pages.
Alastor: As I was read-
Lenny places his finger on top of her book and lowers it.
Lenny: Books down, lecture time.
Alastor blushes and giggles.
Alastor: Well, fuel gives engines "energy", right, same with all the caffeine and sugary stuff people put in coffee, like everyone is running on a big sugar rush. After that sugar rush is over, similar to an engine running out of fuel, the coffee drinker crashes and they like they can't function unless they get more coffee or fuel.
Lenny: Wow! I've never thought of it like that before. Smart, as you are pretty, I like that. Now, we must continue.
Alastor blushes harder as Abby comes beside her.
Abby: Wow Numbuh 6, Numbuh 5's never seen you so flustered before.
Alastor: I have to get flustered Numbuh 5, he's the first boy to call me pretty and I think he genuinely meant it.
Abby: Why does this mean so much to you? Wait, don't tell me! You actually have a crush on that Delightful Dork!
Abby laughs.
Alastor: Say it louder next time, I don't think Australia heard you. Could you please keep my crush a secret, for many obvious reasons that I hope you know?
Abby: Don't worry, Numbuh 5's lips are sealed shut.
Another automatic door opens.
Chad: Precisely. So there's your transport. After you cut off the Delightful Children's coffee supply, be sure to go over the top-secret files with Lenny.
Nigel: Understood.
Hoagie: Hey, where does coffee come from, anyway?
Small time skip
Sector V and Lenny except Hoagie: (impersonating the Delightful Children) Delightful Children to Triple Espresso. Requesting permission to land.
Lenny: Hey, you guys are good at this.
Cuppa Joe: Good to have you back. Please transmit password.
Sector V and Lenny except Hoagie: The password is "sheep."
Cuppa Joe smashes down a button and shoots coffee beans at the helicopter. Inside the helicopter, Lenny hugs Alastor out of fear.
Lenny: They're onto us! Do you guys happen to have a plan "B?"
Alastor looks at Lenny before shoving him away.
Nigel: The Kids Next Door always have a plan "B."
Nigel slams his fist down on a soda can button, dropping a S.U.B.S.T.A.N.D.A.R.D. from the helicopter.
Computer: Kids Next Door S.U.B.S.T.A.N.D.A.R.D. Super Underwater Boats Swims Terrifically Around Nautical Defenses And Rarely Decompresses.
Nigel: Run silent, run deep, Numbuh 2.
Hoagie: Aye-aye, cap'n.
Nigel: Numbuh 5, you've got a five-minute window to tap that coffee.
Abby puts on the helmet of her diving gear.
Abby: I'm on it.
Alastor: Boss, anything for me?
Nigel: Actually yes. It's only for you and your position in the Kids Next Door. I want you to sit with Lenny and talk to him.
Alastor: Talk to him?
Nigel: Yes. You are head of communications. So, communicate with him.
Alastor: Yeah, with different languages, he only speaks English, like you guys.
Hoagie: You never know, Numbuh 6, he could speak another language.
Alastor sighs and sits next to Lenny, typing on her wrist communicator while Lenny stares at her, dreamily.
Alastor: Can you stop staring at me?
Lenny: Oh it's nothing I don't normally do.
Alastor: Oo-kay.
Lenny: You know, you're really pretty when you're focused.
Alastor: Can you stop calling me the p word?!
Lenny: What word?
Alastor: Pretty in English, bonito in Spanish and Portuguese, hübsch in German and yeppeun in Korean, thank you, I'll be here all night.
Alastor bows slightly.
Lenny: You know Korean and German?
Alastor: I am head of communications, kid.
Lenny: You know that's not my name, right?
Alastor: Yeah, I know it, short man.
Lenny: I'm pretty sure I'm taller.
Alastor: Only one way to find out. Does anyone here have a yardstick?
Kuki: I got one!
Alastor: Not gonna ask about that but whatever.
Hoagie: Ok, to do this properly, you two are gonna have to stand back to back.
Alastor: Can't you just measure him then measure me?
Hoagie: Do you want it done properly or improperly?
Alastor grumbles as her and Lenny stand up, and they stand back to back. Kuki sticks to yardstick between them.
Wally: Can you take that thing off?
Hoagie: It won't affect his height.
Wally: I know, I'm just curious to see him without it.
Lenny: I'm not going to answer that.
Wally: Why not?
Lenny: I'm going to say this, it's gross. (A/N: They're talking about the mouth brace thingy that Lenny wears around his face. I believe it would be kinda gross to take off since he has tusks that go in his mouth).
Kuki: Oooh, he's taller.
Alastor: What?! By how much?
Hoagie: Only by an inch.
Wally, Kuki and Hoagie laugh as Alastor sits down with Lenny.
Lenny: You might hate me for what I'm about to say but your name reflects your personality.
Alastor grabs Lenny's shirt collar.
Alastor: Choose your words carefully, boy.
Lenny: How many times are you going to attempt to choke me?
Alastor: As many times as I need to make you know your place.
Lenny: I just mean, your name means, um, what does your name mean?
Alastor: Alastor, God of blood, feuds and vengeance. Lenore, German, Greek origin, meaning light. You didn't even know what my name meant but you assumed it did?
Lenny: But, it reflects you, at least to me it does. You really care for your teammates. You also do many things that would concern even the most dangerous of mental patients even though you're so beautiful. Here's another name for you to look up.
Lenny grabs Alastor's arm and writes his name on her arm warmer. 
Alastor.: Obrigado (Thanks), I guess?
Lenny: You can sign my sleeve if you want.
The call screen on Alastor's wrist communicator blares as Alastor answers it.
Amanda: (voice only) LEBORING!
Alastor and Lenny cover their ears.
Amanda: WHERE ARE YOU?!
Alastor: On a mission, kinda busy here.
Amanda: I DON'T CARE, HURRY HOME AND WATCH SNAIL AND REEK SO I CAN GO OUT!
Lenny notices a button of a red line through a person talking.
Lenny: Hey, what's that?
Lenny points to the button.
Alastor: That's a homemade button that silences the caller using direct signals and-
Lenny looks confused at Alastor.
Alastor: It's a mute button, or as I call it, the shusher. 
Lenny: Then, prepare to be shushed!
Lenny presses the button, muting Amanda as Alastor closes her wrist communicator.
Alastor: Wow, I would have never thought to do that in a million years!
Lenny: Just takes courage. Did you know that in China, they define courage as having persistence, responsibility, and breakthrough? While persistence and breakthrough are common components responsibility is more unique.
Alastor: Wow, you really did your research on China.
Lenny: Of course, anything to research my possible friend's hometown. China, along with other Asian countries, express feelings through actions tha-
Alastor: And I have the feeling you should know that I'm not Chinese, I'm Korean, which is how I know Korean.
Lenny: You mean I'm going to let all this research go to waste?!
Alastor blushes and giggles as Lenny starts laughing too.
Alastor: Back to what you were saying before my sister called, what do you like about me? And don't deny it, you act like a dork around me and you called me pretty and beautiful.
Lenny: Well, I-
Lenny gets cut off by Kuki, who stops typing as she sees something in the window.
Kuki: Hmm? Hey, who ordered coffee?
Lenny: That's not coffee. That's a Delightful Depth Charge.
Nigel: Wow, you really know a lot about coffee-based weaponry.
Lenny: Well, thank you. The science behind-
Lenny gets cut off again by the Depth Charge going off. It hit at such an angle that it knocked Alastor out of her seat, having Lenny grab her waist a pull her closet to him.
Lenny: I've got you, Alastor. You're probably scared.
Alastor: Kid.
Lenny: But, that's common in this kind of situation.
Alastor: Kid.
Lenny: From now on, I'll make sure-
Alastor: LENNY!
Lenny: WHAT?!
Alastor: I'm fine, see.
Water starts to pour into the S.U.B.S.T.A.N.D.A.R.D.
Hoagie: She's taking on too much water. I got to take her up.
Nigel: Numbuh 5, abort mission. We're dropping ballast.
Abby: Roger tha-a-a-t-!
Abby falls out of the ship and drifts into the ocean.
Nigel: Numbuh 5? Numbuh 5!?
S.U.B.S.T.A.N.D.A.R.D. floats to the top and opens, having the operatives and Lenny inside groan.
Sector V and Lenny except Abby: Wha?
The coffee workers point guns at the children (A/N: Think about that for a second) as Cuppa Joe sips his coffee.
Cuppa Joe: Ohh, welcome to the coffee shop, boys and girls.
The kids hold up their hands, showing that they surrender.
Wally: We were better off when you were on their side.
Sector V and Lenny except Abby get lined up by the coffee workers
Cuppa Joe: Well, well, well. If it isn't the famous Kids Next Door. It seems the Delightful Children overestimated your abilities.
Lenny: Ha! We're the best there is.
Alastor: The stock market in coffee will raise if you keep providing this much.
Cuppa Joe: Huh?! Say that again, little girl.
Cuppa Joe gets in Alastor's face as she coughs.
Alastor: Your breath smells like caffeine, sugar and... French vanilla?
Cuppa Joe: That's exactly what's in my coffee. You're perfect!
Cuppa Joe grabs Alastor's hand and yanks her away.
Alastor: (German accent) Hey! Vhat are you doing?!
Cuppa Joe: With a little money maker like you, you can tell me exactly what kind of coffee my customers like, that way, we'll sell even more! And all you have to do is do exactly what we say, little girl.
Cuppa Joe gets closer to Alastor as she looks scared.
Cuppa Joe: Can you even see?
Alastor: (German accent) Y-Ya. Sure, mein vision is a little impaired when I wake in zhe morning but I can usually see by noon.
Alastor's nose starts to drip blood as Lenny shows that he's angry for how Cuppa Joe is treating his crush.
Lenny: Let her go!
Cuppa Joe: Hmm. Do I know you?
Lenny: Not really. But let me introduce myself.
Lenny jumps and tries to attack Cuppa Joe but Cuppa Joe dodges, leaving behind Alastor as Lenny whimpers upon crashing on the ground, rubbing his temple. Cuppa Joe runs behind Lenny and taps on his head.
Cuppa Joe: Do your worst, kiddie.
Cuppa Joe runs all over the place.
Cuppa Joe: I'm runnin' on...six cups of coffee! You can't touch me.
Cuppa Joe drinks from his mug while his workers laugh.
Lenny: I'm... I'm sorry, guys.
Wally: You gave it your best shot, mate, but don't worry.
Wally's fist meets his palm.
Wally: We'll get out of this mess somehow. Besides, you did what you needed to do to help a teammate out.
Lenny: Teammate? Alastor!
Lenny turns around to Alastor.
Lenny: Are you ok?
Alastor whimpers and rocks back and forth in fetal position.
Lenny: Is she ok?
Nigel: That happens sometimes when she's scared, we just leave her alone until she gets over it.
Lenny: Alastor?
Lenny touches her shoulder as Alastor looks crazily at him.
Alastor: (German accent) EVELYN?!
Lenny: No, look at me.
Lenny grabs the sides of her face and forces her to look at him.
Lenny: Lenny, remember.
Alastor smiles as Lenny smiles back.
Lenny: I'll take that as a yes.
Cuppa Joe: What are you doing to my little money maker?
Lenny: She isn't a money maker, she's a super smart and pretty Kids Next Door operative.
Wally: Could've left that last trait out.
Cuppa Joe: No, she's gonna make me a millionaire!
Alastor: No but think of the economy, my sister and Avó (Grandma) practically live on that stuff.
Nigel: Really? How have you not been roped into drinking it?
Alastor: They need it to function and it gives you energy, think of the income after adults buy it.
Cuppa Joe: Exactly! That's how we'll make millions with just a small child.
Lenny: He thinks you're made of money or something.
Alastor: Desculpe (Sorry) I'm the reason Cuppa Joe got away from you, kid.
Lenny: No, no no no, it wasn't your fault, I only attacked him, or tried to, to save you.
Alastor: Really, ki-Lenny.
They look at each other, blushing. They move closer but accidentally bump heads, look at each other and laugh before kissing. (A/N: Don't ask me how since Lenny has that metal thing around his face). The ground starts to shake due to Abby tinkering with the pipe.
Cuppa Joe: What the?
Alastor and Lenny stop kissing.
Alastor: Right, we're in the middle of a mission, maybe some more afterwards.
Lenny faints, smiling like an idiot. (He looks something like this, except he's laying down, but smiling)

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