Codename: Kids Next Door OC plug in (OC x Lenny)

Operation Z.E.R.O.

I don't know how this will turn out because, along with Nigel, Alastor does not change into a Senior Citi-Zombie so, we'll just see how it goes.

Zero
Explanation
Reveals
Origins

Alastor's POV

We were told by Numbuh 1 that we had a mission from Numbuh 86, which was delivering something to Numbuh 101, who was giving tours at the Kids Next Door Seriously Cool Museum of Artifacts and Stuff. Once we had gotten there, we only had deliver an ice cream cone to Numbuh 101. We were annoyed by his fanboy antics so we left.
Nigel is on the phone.
Nigel: Yeah, I know, we're supposed to be fishing today, dad... No, it's not that I don't like spending quality time with you-- It's just... you know... more cool hanging out with my friends than with my dad.
A beeping sound starts.
Abby: Incoming transmission from Moon base.
Wally: And a priority encrypted, triple distress code from Numbuh 101 at Kids Next Door museum... says this time it's important!
Alastor: More important than we are to him, as he put in this transmission letter.
Kuki: Your girlfriend's calling from the mall. She wants to know what kind of socks you want.
Nigel: Gotta go, Dad! Something important just comes up.
Nigel throws the phone as it apparently hits Kuki.
Kuki: Owwww!
Nigel: Numbuh 5! Moon base on screen!
Fanny: Numbuh 1! Get your lazy butt up to the Moon base, right now!!!
Nigel: Sorry, Numbuh 86. No time for another one of your silly ice cream deliveries. I've got a real emergency to deal with.
Fanny: Silly!? I am giving you a direct order--
Nigel gestures to cut the call.
Nigel: Numbuh 2, get us back to the museum, now! Numbuh 4, ready the weapons! Numbuh 5, I want a full tactical readout yesterday! Numbuh 6, see if you can see anything going on in the museum and Numbuh 3, tell my girlfriend cotton. These wool socks are too itchy.
Time skip
Sector V jumps down into the museum, defeating a different villain. Knightbrace aggressively brushes Matt's teeth.
Alastor: Hey, BraceFace! Try some of these breath mints, low in sugar.
Knightbrace: Low in sugar? You're speaking my language, Numbuh 6!
Knightbrace happily eats the breath mints.
Alastor: Yep, low in sugar since I made them.
Knightbrace's eyes widen in realization.
Knightbrace: You...made...these...?!
Knightbrace spits out the breath mints and runs away, screaming. Abby attacks Mr. Wink and Mr. Fibb, pantsing their robot.
Mr. Fibb: Good thing, the super chair had clean undies on today, Mr. Wink.
Mr. Wink: Most fortunate indeed, Mr. Fibb.
Count Spankulot: Now children, prepare to feel the wrath of Count Spankulot! Ahahaha~
Count Spankulot grabs two KND operatives and starts spanking them while they shout in pain.
Wally: Hey, spank-aholic! Time to teach you the Australian word for ouch! (A/N: The only thing that will get Wally Beetles far in life are his looks, let's be honest).
Count Spankulot: Ridiculous-ness! Those who failed to realize the Australian word for ouch
Wally grabs a weapon, similar to the B.E.A.R.H.U.G.G.A.H., but with a kangaroo.
Count Spankulot: Would still be ouch will be... is t-that a kangaroo?
Count Spankulot screams after being shot with a kangaroo.
Wally: That's how you say ouch in Australia.
Hoagie: Woohoo!
Gramma Stuffum: Come back, skinny boy! Grandma Stuffum isn't done feeding you yet!
Gramma Stuffum throws food at Hoagie as he gulps it all down.
Hoagie: All right! Bring on the next course.
Gramma Stuffum: Such a steely appetite. Maybe you like better, Grandma's Stuffum chef's surprise!
Gramma throws more food as Hoagie gulps it down easily.
Gramma Stuffum: Impossible! No one can eat that much refried platypus intestines!
Hoagie: Platypus!!!?
Hoagie starts to puke (A/N: I don't blame him) as Kuki starts cuddling with Crazy Old Cat Lady's cats.
Kuki: No! This kitty is the most huggable! Oh, no, no, wait...this kitty is the most huggable! Oh! Oh, No, no, no! Wait, wait, wait! This kitty is definitely the most--
Crazy Old Cat Lady: They're suppose to spread terror in your soul, nah!
Numbuh 3: Oh, okay.
Kuki screams and runs away, but comes back to hug a kitty.
Kuki: No, this kitty is the most huggable!
Nigel: Looks like I finally get to try out my new move, guaranteed to take out four enemies in one shot.
Mr. Boss: RETREAT!!!
Nigel: Huh?
The villains start to run away, fleeing to ships.
Mr. Boss: Hurry! Move it! Let's go! Let's go back to the convention center!
Nigel: Awww, I wanted to try my new move.
Wally: Yeah, that's right! Go back to your convention center!
Matt: Oh! It's so cool, to be finally saved by Sector V! You know, I have all kinds of Sector V stuff. Numbuh 6's crest pin from when the Delightful Children made termites evict her from her house. Numbuh 5's blurpleberry supreme. Numbuh 4's report that sicken the were-poodle. Oh! I even got the original rainbow monkey underwear Numbuh 1 wore when the Delightful Children tried to blackmail him with a butt photo!
Nigel: What did I say about sneaking into my room, and stealing my stuff, Matt.
Alastor: All our stuff.
Matt: I just got to get your autographs! I mean, I obviously have all your autographs already, but, not in red! Be right back!
Abby: Numbuh 5 says we split before fanboy finds a crayon.
Sector V leaves.
Rachel: We can't hold out much longer!
Nigel: That's okay! I don't need much time to whoop these pirates back to candyland. All I need is a situation report.
Fanny: Congratulations? Our situation is watching the moon base get flashed into bed because you took your sweet time get here.
Rachel: Our candy factory on overload! all decommissioning chambers except chamber three have extrude- and the videogame room is out of tokens!
Nigel: Do we still have pretzel making capabilities.
Rachel: Yeah but I don't see what different startle.
Nigel: End transmission. It's time to put the irate back in pirates people! On my mark Numbuh 2. engage!
Computer: Kids Next Door. S.C.A.M.P.E.R.-S.U.P.R.E.M.E. Shabby Camper Actually Makes Perfect Emergency Rescue-mabob-Shuttle Obviously Overwelmingly Providing Really Excellent Massive Extras.
Stickybeard: This me nougaty nemesis Sector V. hard to startboard. and load more gumballs!
Alastor: Securing target!
Abby: Target locked!
Wally: All destruct engaged!
Kuki: Ready to blow my nose!
Nigel: This will take aim and timing my friend. Sure you can do it?
Hoagie: Nope.
Fanny: Wait a minute? Is Numbuh 1 aiming his ship?
Rachel: To crash directly into?
Stickybeard: Me? All ships converge into ship victory. Blast the lousy levers out of the sky! Now!
Computer: Auto destruct engaged.
Stickybeard: Stop him! Blast them!
Stickybeard: Sourballs?
Nigel: Now!
Stickybeard: Huh?
Fanny: Now that idiot heading for?
Rachel: My moon base!
Wally: Impact in 3! W! 9!
Nigel: Numbuh 3. Blow your nose! There! There!
Hoagie: I see it!
Computer: Auto destruct engage.
Abby: Count all move it max!
Nigel: Out! Everybody out!
Computer: Auto destruct final countdown. 20, 19, 18, 17, 16, 15, 14, 13, 12, 11, 10, 9, 8, 7, 6, 5, 4, 3, 2, 1,
Nigel: Special delivery from Numbuh 1, you salty pirates.
Stickybeard: We're take to harding, bring all the chocolate dip- huh?
Computer: Bye bye.
Candy Pirates: I'm salty! get it off! get if off!
Stickybeard: I can't taste me hand! Retreat!
Candy Pirates: No Longer Sweet!
Abby: And Numbuh 1. I'm glad I'll never have to fight you. You're crazy.
Rachel: Nigel Uno. I have one thing to say to you. Are you out of your mind? What makes you think you can ignore my order!
Nigel: I had to save the museum. it contains all known artifacts of Numbuh 0.
Rachel: It was a diversion, baldy (A/N: Oof), for the first time ever, some supervillain managed to coordinate all our sworn enemies to attack us simultaneously! As supreme commander, it is my job to decide what the villain's true objective is so we can counter-attack as a team! You can't just decide what the battle priorities are by yourself!
Nigel: My team saved the museum and the moon base. Even if it was diversion. The museum is always priority it's a shrine to Numbuh 0 it's an inspiration for kids worldwide and inspiration. For me.
Rachel: That's the attitude I'm talking about. In the middle of a battle we don't need dreamers who only about made-up heroes like Numbuh 0. You're a brave kid Nigel. But you only saved us by being reckless and lucky. Luck is like ice cream. It can't last forever. I was going to offer you the position of global tactical officer. But I won't take a chance on a boy who flies off the handle before he listens. So. I'm giving the post to Numbuh 86.
Fanny: Yes! In your face boy! Yeah-ha!
Computer: Incoming message on priority emergency frequency.
Matt: This is Numbuh 101. Do you read me!
Fanny: Hello! This is the new global tactical officer Numbuh 86. What is the nature of your emergency?
Matt: Oh. Numbuh 1 and his team left before I could get their autographs. I mean, I obviously have all your autographs already, but, not in red!
Fanny: That's your emergency!
Matt: Well yeah! I mean autographs are so much more important than some missing recommissioning module.
Nigel: Huh?
Matt: Oh I mean. I don't even know why a bad guy would bother stealing it the thing's damaged beyond repair right?
Fanny: Right. Beyond repair.
Fanny looks guilty, and it's very noticeable.
Nigel: Excuse us Numbuh 86. but is there something you'd like to say?
Rachel: Fanny?
Fanny: Um, the module is operational. I used to recommission Sector V after the incident with Numbuh 274, I mean Chad turning traitor. I thought it would be safer if nobody knew, so, I sent it back to the museum.
Alastor: The only villains that I could see the recommissioning module being used on wouldn't need it. I'm only thinking of Cree and Chad, but they never got decommissioned.
Abby: With a working recommissioning module. A villain could restore the memories of any former kids next door operatives. even if they're adults.
Hoagie: Adults who know all our secrets.
Nigel: Then the moon base attack was a diversion and whoever planning this is, the convention center!
Rachel: No wait Numbuh 1, it's too dangerous! What's so wrong about coming up with a plan?
Time skip
The rest of Sector V scales the wall to Nigel.
Abby: Numbuh 1! Don't do it!
Nigel: It's my fault Father got his hands on the module. So it's my job to stop him!
Father: And furthermore-
Nigel tries to attack Father but gets trapped in a bubble.
Father: Oh look... its Numbuh 1, right on schedule.
Knightbrace: Actually, the schedule says we have a coffee break after your announcements.
Cree: The only one taking a break today is little Nigie from playing treehouse with my little sister.
Amanda flies next to Cree, twirling a blaster in her finger.
Amanda: Mine too
Abby and Alastor: I'll show her how to play-.
Chad traps the rest of Sector V in a bubble.
Chad: Long time no see, KNDORKS!
Abby: Chad, what are you doing here, traitor?
Chad: Just playing on the winning team.
Amanda: Hi Chad, you look so dreamy trapping my dumb sister and her friends. How does it feel to be on the receiving line, Leboring?!
Alastor: How does it feel to have a crush on someone who doesn't know your name?!
Amanda: He does so know my name! Right, Chad?!
Chad: Sorry, I just meet a lot of people and-who are you again?
Amanda: Amanda, Amanda Wehrmacht!
Alastor: Amanda Mabel Wehrmacht.
Everyone but Amanda snickers.
Chad: Your middle name is Mabel?!
Amanda blushes.
Amanda: It's a family name!
Alastor: No, it's not.
Father: Too predictable Nigel Uno. I knew you'd try to retrieve the device. even if it wasn't operational.
Nigel: What?
Father: Oh, didn't you hear? The Recommissioning device is useless, without Kids Next Door operative's genetic material inside it. And it looks like I couldn't have picked a better operative!
Father puts his finger up Nigel's nose.
Father: You have handed me the utter destruction of the Kids Next Door! How much sweeter the victory knowing it's all your fault! So. shall we begin?
Father uses the recommissioning module on Grandfather, reawakening him.
Grandfather: Thank you son. Thank you for reawakening the pure evil that lay torment within me for these many years.
Father: My pleasure, dad.
Grandfather: And now. Get out of my sight!
Father: Um, excuse me?
Grandfather: You've only reawakened me, because you can't destroy the irksome Kids Next Door by yourself!
Father: But?
Grandfather: Nah! Why do I even bother. I always liked his older brother more anyway, even if he did destroy my powers. Kids, what can you do? What are you still here? Beat it! I've got business with real villains!
Father trudges away as the other villains applaud.
Father: Dumb old recommissioning module...I had to put my finger up Numbuh One's nose for this poopoo.
Grandfather: My fellow villains. Revengefully, I make this solemn pledge! This time, I will not let a child get the better of me! Never again! Shall youngsters interrupt my tranquility with their running around and a loud music and their 'can I have a nickel? I want a nickel.' No! For this time. I shaw transform each and every snot-nosed brat on this planet into ancient, Agified Senior Citi-zombies!Before I force them to produce bowl after bowl, of sweet delicious tapioca! for me!
Count Spankulot: Now that is I've been talking about!
Crazy Old Cat Lady: Except the tapioca part. That's kind of weird.
Grandfather: And to ensure my total tranquility, I shall agify everyone who has ever been a kid!
Knightbrace: Wait a second. I used to be a kid?!
Mr. Boss: Me too!
Chester: We've been double-crossed!
Grandfather: How observant.
Toiletnator: Ah! May I be excused! I've uh, uh got some quiche in the oven I've-
Grandfather turns the Toiletnator into a Senior Citi-Zombie.
Hoagie: Is, is he?
Toiletnator growls then coughs.
Toiletnator: Sorry, it's my lumbago.
Mr. Boss: Ew! I thought the Toiletnator was soggy looking before!
The other villains run away as the Toiletnator infects Mr. Boss and the Crazy Old Cat Lady.
Nigel: No, stop! Please! This wasn't supposed to be happen.
The other villains try to run away as Grandfather transforms all of them.
Chad: Their getting wrinklified and stuff!
Chad releases the rest of Sector V and flies away.
Abby: I gotta help Numbuh 1!
Abby grabs a wrench and jumps.
Abby: Hey, Cree, how's about a family reunion?
Cree: Hey, what are you?
Abby hits Cree's rockets, making her fly every which way, she flies into Amanda, taking Amanda away with her.
Abby: Numbuh 1, come on. We've gotta get out of here.
Nigel: This is all my fault. I shouldn't have come.
Abby: That's no way to talk. We need you.
Nigel: For what? To get us for more trouble?
Cree and Amanda fly into Grandfather, turning them into Senior Citi-Zombies.
Kuki: Hey, look, it's Cree and Amanda.
Abby: Guys, I'll hold off Cree and Amanda, You get back to the Moon Base. Now!
Kuki: We can't leave you.
Abby: You've gotta. You can't. Before it's too late.
Abby gets transformed by Cree and Amanda.
Wally: Noooooo!
Cree: Shall we transform your bratty ex-friends?
Abby: Age before beauty sis.
Amanda: Me too?
Abby: I always favored you over your bratty sister.
Alastor backs up to the curtain as a hand comes out and drags her back, holding her mouth.
Time skip
Alastor shouts are muffled by a hand as the person takes it off, making Alastor gasps and pant.
Chad: You wanna live to see your thirteenth birthday? You'll listen to me and not scream. Got it?
Chad looks at his hand before almost wiping it on his pants and widens his eyes.
Chad: Did you get blood on my hand?
Alastor: Chad?! You just trapped-
Chad: I'm still a Kids Next Door operative but I did what I had to do.
Alastor: Wait, you are? I'm stupid, you left before could get decommissioned, but aren't you a teen? Estou tendo uma crise de meia-idade aos dez anos!(I'm having a midlife crisis at age ten)!
Chad: I need to talk to you. Here, it's gonna be a long talk.
Chad hands Alastor a quadruple scooped ice cream cone.
Alastor: It's quadruplefied?! How long is this talk?
Chad: Pretty long. Walk with me.
Chad starts walking next to Alastor.
Chad: I'm not exactly allowed to tell you everything but some operatives still keep their memories after decommissioning, or in my case, pretended to turn rouge.
Alastor: Pretended? You did lots of stuff against us, like almost destroyed our Moonbase with all the operatives in it! Almost invaded our Moonbase with the stupid football team! You worked with the Delightful Children From Down The Lane in rigging the votes for 4th grade president to have the elementary schoolers be servants to the middle schoolers! You call that pretended?!
Chad: Let me explain. When some operatives turn thirteen, they are chosen since they were too good to be decommissioned. So, they do a sort of fake decommissioning, so they still have their memories, and go undercover.
Alastor: I see. But what does this have to do with me?
Chad: I'm getting to that. You-did you finish that whole ice cream?
Alastor: Sim. (Yeah).
Chad: But, we're not even halfway done!
Alastor: You should have calculated the amount it was to talk to me, along with the number of licks per scoop per second, how fast I would eat the ice cream, and how many times I would get brain freeze.
Chad chuckles.
Chad: You're making the point for me, Lenore. I know it's not my place or decision to have you stay but, I think you're an extremely smart kid, one of the smartest operatives the Kids Next Door has had. So, I'm offering you to stay in the Kids Next Door after you turn thirteen, and become a teen undercover agent, like me.
Alastor: You think I'm worthy of staying in the Kids Next Door?
Chad: Someone who knows all your talents would be stupid to not at least consider it.
Alastor: But we don't know each other on that good a basis.
Chad: Don't we? While I was Supreme Leader, I would often look over operatives files. Yours was one I often looked at. I know that if you feel scared or unsafe, you suck on your thumb, which led to your teeth coming in a bit terribly.
Alastor: Gee, obrigado (thanks). But wait, I did that mostly before I applied for the Kids Next Door, even back in Brazil.
Chad: We have operatives set in some of those parts, they did keep a pretty good eye on you. There were some disguised ones in that little 'school' of yours, they really liked your plan.
Alastor: So, you had hope of me being a Kids Next Door operative way before we met?
Chad: Well yes. And don't worry, they didn't stalk you, your house just happened to be near their treehouse.
Alastor: Which is why I often made fun of some kids clothing.
Chad laughs.
Chad: You don't have to give me an answer now, but I'd like to know sooner rather than later.
Alastor: Why's that?
Chad: Those Senior Citi-Zombies could turn us into one of them any second!
Alastor: Right! I have idea, I'll drop us off at our houses, the Senior Citi-Zombies wouldn't look there.
Chad: Great idea! Drop me off at a mini-mart.
Alastor: Ok?
Alastor taps her heels twice as Chad ready's his rockets and they fly off.
Chad: Those are pretty cool! Where'd you get them?
Alastor: These were the very first thing I built as a Kids Next Door operative.
Chad: You built them?!
Alastor: I built a pair for my whole team. Mini-mart coming up.
Chad: This is where we depart. Please tell me you will stay as far away from those Senior Citi-Zombies.
Alastor puts her hands behind her back.
Alastor: I promise. I'll go home, protect my family and act like this is the apocalypse.
Chad: Ok, and if I find out you're lying, I'll bash your head in.
Alastor's fingers are shown crossed behind her.
Alastor: Not if I bash yours first.
Alastor flies off as Chad waves to her.
Nigel lies on the floor.
Nigel: I'm, I'm no Numbuh 0. I'm just a zero.
Alastor: If you say that again, I might start believing you.
Nigel: Numbuh 6? Where have you been? This is just like when you abandoned me at the airport! Except this time you aren't wearing a ridiculous outfit.
Alastor: I was...just catching up with an old friend. Now, where's my heroic leader, huh?!
Nigel: Some hero I am. I've ruined everything. I don't deserve to wear this glasses!
Nigel chucks his glasses at the trash as they bounce off it and the decommissioning module falls out.
Nigel: Huh?
Alastor: Is that?
Matt: The Recommissioning Module. It's power source is Numbuh 0's booger. You have his DNA, you can track down the greatest hero Kids Next Door have ever known and recommissioning him. You can save the world!
Nigel: What are you doing, Matt?
Matt: Um well I never got your autograph in red.
Nigel: Jeez. You are such a fanboy.
Alastor: I know.
Nigel and Alastor both sign the book in red crayon. Nigel: There now. If you don't mind I have an appointment, with a hero.
Alastor: We have an appointment, Numbuh 1.
Matt: Don't forget the KNDNA Tracker!
Nigel: Um, you're right. Wish me luck!
Alastor and Nigel run off, leaving Matt with a book that says 'George Washington' and 'Frida Kahlo' in red crayon. They walk around, looking at the KNDNA Tracker and Alastor's wrist communicator.
Nigel: The signal's getting stronger Numbuh 0's got to be close by. Right behind this door. But this is my house?! It has to be malfunction.
Alastor: It can't be a malfunction, mine says the same thing.
Monty: Son, what are you doing so soon? I thought you'd be playing the kids next hood or whatever it is, what is it you children saying oh well. Hello Lenore, do you happen to have any new pastries with you?
Alastor: No, desculpe (sorry) Sr. Uno. And I prefer to be called Alastor.
Nigel: Um dad, is there anyone else in the house? You know anyone cool and heroic and stuff?
Monty: Oh no no no. Your mother's getting all gussied up at the beauty parlor. So it's you, Lenore and me, old bean.
Alastor: Alastor.
Nigel: Uh, dad? Does the phrase Numbuh 0 mean everything to you?
Monty: Oh, I know, this is some soft of word game isn't it. Don't tell me! Don't tell me! Um, I give up! Maybe he knows!
Monty points at the Toiletnator at the doorway as Alastor tackles Monty over and Nigel closes the door on Toiletnator's face.
Monty: I say Nigel, you know that is terribly impolite. That man is a guest. And you Lenore, it is impolite to tackle someone when you're a guest at their house.
Alastor: My apologies, Sr. Uno. And call me Alastor!
Monty opens the door.
Toiletnator: I'll flush you for that!
Alastor and Nigel close the door again.
Nigel: Listen dad, that guy he just uh he came over to play tag, and whatever you do. We can't let him tag you, okay?
Alastor: Cause he has an infectious disease but still puts his efforts in for a game.
Monty: Well jolly good. I love this quality time activity.
Toiletnator: Come back here Nigel Uno and Lenore Wehrmacht!
Monty: Hello! Jolly fun game what?
Nigel sifts through a closet and brings out a V.A.C.D.O.O.M.
Nigel: Here it is!
Computer: Kids Next Door V.A.C.D.O.O.M. Very Airy Cannon Delivery Oscillating Oomph Massively
Nigel: Come on dad!
They get blocked by an old version of Joaquin, the hamster.
Nigel: Joaquin? Out of my way you hundred year old hamster!
The hamsters multiple in front of them.
Alastor: Try hamsters.
Senior Citi-Zombie Tommy appears in front of them.
Tommy: And now enter, The Tommy!
Tommy hacks a lot.
Tommy: Sorry about that, I went from 7 to 65 in a few seconds.
Nigel: looks like it's time to clean house!
Nigel vacuums up the hamsters
Tommy: Hey! don't point that thing!
Tommy gets blown by the sucked up hamsters.
Monty: Biscuits to the wind. Is that a new vacuum? Your mother would be absolutely thrilled.
Nigel: Game's back on dad! Run!
They continue running and come across Nigel's room.
Monty: Nigel! Did I just see mice back there!
Nigel: No dad! Just keep running!
They get into Nigel's room as he presses a button, making his room more metallic and smaller.
Monty: Well I be, you cleaned your room, Nigel.
Nigel: Yeah dad, first time for everything.
Nigel hauls Monty on his bed as he and Alastor jump in front of him.
Nigel: Let's go! Hang on!
Computer: Escape pod activated.
Nigel: Yes! we're gonna make it out of here!
Alastor: E eu vou manter minha promessa! (And I'll keep my promise!)
Computer: Malfunction! Malfunction!, escape malfu-.
The hamsters are seen chewing through the wires.
Monty: Say old bean, what should be play next?
A hamster punches through Nigel's door.
Monty: I did see a mouse back there.
Nigel: They're hamsters! And they're not playing!
Monty: Oh right then. How about a little crossword puzzle?
Nigel: Dad! Will you just shut up so I can figure out how to save your life! What is the matter with you!
Monty's look saddens as he leans against a tree trunk.
Monty: I'm sorry. I only want to have some fun you son.
Monty kicks a panel of the trunk as it opens up and he falls in.
Alastor: Don't you think you were a little harsh on your pai (dad), Nigel? He doesn't know what's going on.
Nigel: Did it come out that bad?
Alastor nods.
Nigel: I'm sorry dad, I didn't mean to yell at you like that. It's just that we're- Dad, Dad?
Alastor: Sr. Uno?
They look at the hamster trying to break in, the kids jump into the spot of the trunk and slide down to an old room.
Nigel: Where am I? Huh? I, I don't believe it. I've run like eleventy billion scans on this tree and never found even a hint of this place. Lenore?
Alastor types on her wrist communicator.
Alastor: Alastor and, this looks like a secret base, como nossa casa na árvore. (like our treehouse).
Monty: Oh there you are Lenore and Nigel, old bean. Looks like our house has extra walk-in closet, eh?
Nigel: Eh, yeah. Dad? could I ask you a favor?
Monty: Now son. I've already given you this week's allowance. But if you really need-
Alastor: No, senhor (sir), this is from both of us.
Nigel: I'm going to try something called recommissioning on you. If it works, you're going to help me save the world!
Monty: Oh well that, hmm. If it would make you happy son. Let's give it to try.
Nigel recommissions Monty as he takes on a more heroic pose.
Monty: Man oh man. I've got a hankering for some blurpleberry ice cream. Closest thing to the fourth flavor I've ever tasted.
Nigel: Dad! You are Numbuh 0! Oh my gosh I can't believe it everybody, they'll be like you're the coolest Numbuh 1 and I'll be like yeah I am. And we can go on missions together and battle evil adults! My own dad is really Numbuh 0!
Monty: Of course I'm Numbuh 0 Nigel. Where do you think you got all of your skills.
Monty winks as Nigel blushes.
Monty: So, what's the situation son? Probably pretty dire if you're recommissioned my memories and located the original ultra top secret treasure of coolness.
Nigel: This is the treehouse of coolness?
Monty: Home to the one and only Book of KND.
Monty pulls a lever as the Book of KND emerges up, Monty picks it up and tosses it to Nigel.
Monty: Have a look for yourself.
Nigel: Wow! This is the coolest most amazing thing in the world to happen to me, ever!
Monty: Still got some room on my page and yours is empty. Let's make sure we fill them with the real cracker jack stories they want.
Alastor: We might have to exaggerate a bit.
Monty: That's exactly what I mean, Numbuh 6.
Nigel: Sure dad. I mean, Numbuh 0.
Monty: Right then. Situation report Numbuh 1.
Nigel: Our arch enemy Father had the Kids Next Door recommissioning module you build stolen and use it on a totally powerful guy called Grandfather, who's transforming everyone into really odd and evil Senior Citi-zombies, sir!
Monty: Hmm, looks grim. Excellent! But we will need some help to whoop this.
Nigel: Help? But you're Numbuh 0? You don't need help?
Alastor: You think the street thief married the princess by himself?
Monty: Numbuh 6 is right! You don't think I defeated grandfather all by myself, do you. I'm only as good as my team.
Nigel: Oh then we're doomed! Almost every operative on the planet has been Senior Citi-zombified
Alastor: Except of course, me and Numbuh 1.
Monty: Who said anything about getting help from the Kids Next Door?
Time skip
Monty: Come on!
Monty leads the children to a front door and rings the doorbell. Father answers the door, wearing a yellow and pink fluffy robe and yellow fluffy slippers.
Father: Oh. Happy day. It's you! Well come on in, I guess.
Nigel: Are you crazy, dad? I know you've been away and all but that's our worst enemy!
Alastor: If he tries anything at all, I'm holding a blaster to his head!
Monty: Try listening to what's going on Numbuhs 1 and 6. You might just learn something.
Father: Excuse the mess, like I give a doodoo anymore.
Monty: Why don't you take off that ridiculous outfit.
Father: What? This. It matches my eyes!
Monty: Not that. This!
Monty rips off the silhouette suit off Father, leaving a normal (A/N: Dorky) looking person, as the suit disintegrates.
Monty: Say uncle son.
Nigel: But we haven't lost yet.
Benedict: And you're supposed to be the smart one. I'm your dad's brother. Benedict. YOUR UNCLE!
Nigel: MY MY MY UNCLE?!
Benedict: Yeah you know the one who wouldn't join him after he found The Book of KND. Blah blah blah yadda yadda.
Nigel: But if you're my uncle, then makes grandfather, my grandfather!
Benedict: What are you president of the obvious club or something? (A/N: I love Benedict's attitude but hate how he was designed. Sorry Mr. Warburton, not a fan).
Alastor: Ha! You look like a dork!
Benedict: You! You're that Wehrmacht girl!
Alastor: Sim? (Yeah?)
Benedict: I hate you, AND your whole family.
Alastor: Is any of that my fault?
Benedict: If it wasn't for your stupid father, I could've been with the one I love most.
Alastor: Eh?
Benedict: I'll spell it out for you, if your parents never married and moved to Brazil, I would've been your father.
Alastor: Pardon me a moment.
Alastor walks off and gags.
Monty: That's enough. All right Ben. you know what it's like when Pappy controls the world (A/N: He says it like it's a normal thing). This is a second chance. Your chance to do the right thing. But, I've got a plan. But, we'll need the help of you and your so called children.
Delightful Children walk out with a blaster.
Delightful Children: How about a helping of this?!
The blaster goes off as Nigel and Alastor tackle Monty down. The Delightful Children laugh and get prepared to blast again as Benedict takes the blaster from them.
Benedict: We have to help them.
Delightful Children: But Father. that's our arch enemy Nigel Uno and Lenore Wehrmacht-
Benedict: Silence! It's my fault for reawakening Grandfather. Fine he's evil, which admire, but he's also a jerk. I thought he'd at least share control of the world of me. But now, if he succeeds I'll be nothing! Which means you'll be nothing. Now I think you like being feared by your peers, right?
Delightful Children: Yes. Father.
Benedict: Good. We'll help Uncle Monty.
Delightful Children: Yes. Father.
The Delightful Children push Benedict down and take the blaster back.
Delightful Children: After we blast these KNDoofuses!
Monty: Blast this!
Monty recommissions the Delightful Children as they turn back into Sector Z. (A/N: Ella has a Southern accent when Undelightfulized so, just a heads up).
Ashley: The members of Sector Z. thank you.
Nigel: The missing members of Sector Z!. The Delightful Children From Down The Lane are the missing Kids Next Door members of Sector Z! Dad! The Delightful Children From Down The Lane. The missing Kids Next Door members of Sector Z!
Alastor walks up to Sector Z.
Alastor: You guys are the missing members of Sector Z?
Lenny: Yes. You had the right know but now you probably hate me and the others which I don't-
He gets cut off by Alastor hugging him.
Alastor: I don't care. I fell in love with the Delightfulized, hidden face kid that I met you as.
Lenny's face turns red as he chuckles nervously. (A/N: Since Lenny is an individual at this time, he's gonna be acting like even more of a lovesick dork, this is what he looks like now)