Operation A.F.L.O.A.T.

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Now loading: Kids Next Door mission: Operation A.F.L.O.A.T.

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Small time skip
Mr. Boss: Knock it off, Toiletnator! That's the kind of garbage we adults make kids eat. Just have a burger for Pete's sake.
Wally: Don't mind if we do!
Sector V hang on a fence with weapons.
Alastor: Mind telling me why you hosted this thing when you live right next door to a Kids Next Door operative?
Mr. Wink and Mr. Fibb: You live right next door?
Alastor smirks.
Alastor: Sim, Sr. Wink e Sr. Fibb (Yes, Mr. Wink and Mr. Fibb).
Mr. Fibb: But I thought the bakery was next door, Mr. Wink?
Mr. Wink: I thought so too, Mr. Fibb.
Alastor: It is, the goodies are restocked everyday by my Avó (Grandma) and me.
Mr. Wink: They remind me of the treats my mother made when I was a little. Remember those, Mr. Fibb?
Mr. Fibb: I most certainly do, Mr. Wink.
Mr. Wink: She even made the cake at my wedding.
Alastor: You're married? Quem se casa com um vilão? (Who marries a villain?)
Mr. Wink: I was married! You sound just like my mother, Eunice.
Alastor: Eunice?
Mr. Wink: Although, when the children were born, she was more accepting, three girls and one boy, I personally wanted one of them to follow in my footsteps.
Alastor: Três (Three) daughters and um (one) son?
Mr. Wink: Yes?
Alastor: Would their names happen to be Amanda, Lenore, Lee and Gail?
Mr. Wink: Yes? That's an oddly specific guess, wasn't it, Mr. Fibb?
Mr. Fibb: Indeed Mr. Wink.
Nigel: What are you doing Numbuh 6? Playing 20 questions with them?
Abby: Numbuh 6 always has a strategy that's one step ahead.
Alastor puts down her S.P.L.A.N.K.E.R. and holds out her hand.
Abby: Or maybe she's going crazy.
Alastor: Oi Pai (Hello Dad).
Sector V except Alastor: Huh?
Mr. Wink and Mr. Fibb: Huh?
Mr. Boss: Huh?
Toiletnator: Huh? Did something just happen?
Mr. Boss whacks him upside the head.
Wally: Oh come on, Numbuh 6! You said your parents were explorers.
Mr. Wink: I used to be an explorer with my Brazilian wife.
Hoagie: Even though all those things add up to your parents, that doesn't mean that one of our enemies is your long lost father?!
Alastor: My Avó's (Grandma's) name is Eunice, I have two sisters named Amanda and Gail and a brother named Lee, my real name is Lenore, Lenore Wehrmacht.
Kuki: Really? It all adds up to me!
Mr. Wink hugs Alastor.
Mr. Wink: You're alive and well.
Alastor: I'm alive? More like you're alive, my família (family) believed you moved on.
Mr. Wink: What about my message?
Alastor: Message? We never got a message!
Mr. Wink: What happened to your hair?
Alastor: Funny story, I shaved it and it came in weirdly. It was for a good cause.
Mr. Wink: Your school made you shave your head?
Alastor: It wasn't a school, it-
Wally: Hey! Villain butt kicking now, family reunion later! Besides, we only have four butts to...
Wally looks around at the many other villains in the backyard.
Wally: Ok, we might have a lot more butts to kick.
Nigel: I thought you said it would be a small bad guy party?
Kuki: This is not good! I'm gonna need more than one Happy Barbecue Rainbow Monkey to make this many people happy!
Mr. Boss: Get them!
The villains run at the fence.
Alastor: We'll catch up later.
Sector V jump down and run away, screaming while villains run them. Sector V get to a garage and run in it.
Mr. Boss: Stupid kids! You can't hide in my garage! Wait a minute. I don't have a garage.
The garage transforms into a vehicle.
Computer: Kids Next Door M.E.G.A.R.A.G.E. Mechanized Extra Giant Airship Resembles Aged Garage Excellently
The M.E.G.A.R.A.G.E. drives off with Abby yelling and the villains keep chasing them. Rockets come out and the M.E.G.A.R.A.G.E. goes faster, flying up in the air.
Kuki: Buh bye bad guys happy grilling!
Nigel: Well, that was a bust.
Wally: Tell me about it! Did you see all that food those guys had back there? We could've at least nicked some of that fried chicken-
Wally screams as he gets bumped out of his seat.
Abby: Hang on, y'all! Things are getting stickier!
Stickybeard's ship throws giant gum wads at the M.E.G.A.R.A.G.E. A gum wad hits their engines as Kuki screams.
Nigel: Invasive action!
More gum hits the engines as they start failing.
Hoagie: They got the engines, we're going down!
Everyone holds on to a piece of the ship for dear life.
Nigel: Haaaaaaaaang oooooooon!
Abby, Hoagie, and Nigel yells.
Nigel: Brace yourselves!
The ship crashes down into a green tinted ocean. Everyone lays on the floor, seemingly unconscious, they sit up and groan.
Nigel: Is everyone ok?
Abby: Define ok.
Nigel: Numbuh 2, damage report.
Hoagie groans.
Hoagie: I'm ok, chief.
Wally: I'm not!
Wally flails about in the oddly looking water.
Wally: Help! Somebody help! Throw me a life line! I'm drowning here!
Wally goes under but comes right back up.
Wally: Hey? This isn't water, it's...asparagus?!
Nigel: Oh for the love of, don't be ridiculous, Numbuh 4! There's no way it could be-
Nigel grabs a handful of asparagus.
Nigel: I don't believe it! A sea of asparagus! No wonder my mom's been serving this junk every night! How else would adults get rid of so much, except by forcing it on kids!
Hoagie: And we're going swimming in it for a while, it'll take a couple hours to get the engines degumed.
Wally climbs up to the ship.
Wally: Hours?! I'll be super dead of starvation by that time.
Abby takes off her hat and Alastor takes off her boots, and scarf.
Abby: Oh relax, Numbuh 5's not complaining about having some down time. You ok there, Numbuh 6? Still thinking about what happened at the barbecue?
Alastor: Sim (Yeah), I just, I grew up these past three years, thinking only my Avó (Grandma) would take care of me and be the parent in my life. We go on this mission and all the connections made sense Numbuh 5, they made sense!
Abby: I know how it feels but if it makes you feel any better, I have boring old Cree as a sister, and you have Amanda.
Alastor: Sim (Yeah), I guess so.
Alastor lays down next to Abby.
Wally: Well, Numbuh 4 wouldn't mind having some cheeseburger time.
Some time has passed as the operatives are all sweaty, tired and hungry.
Wally: Food food everywhere, not a bite to eat like maybe a super nacho mountain supreme with extra sour cream. Or a double batted chicken sandwich with molten mozzarella. Microwave pepperoni pizza pockets with garlic mayo-
Nigel: Numbuh 2! What's taking so long?!
Hoagie: What isn't! Have you tried getting bubblegum out of your hair? Well this is harder!
Alastor: Try getting them outta braces.
Hoagie: Hey! Quit rocking the boat up there! This is delicate-
Hoagie screams as everyone looks in the lower deck.
Hoagie: Guys, I think there's something out there!
Nigel: Numbuh 2! We need those engines online now!
Hoagie: I don't want to be down here alone! I mean, don't you think it'll be faster if I have an assistant, like oh I don't know, Numbuh 6?!
Hoagie yells as waves of asparagus rush in a take him away.
Nigel: Numbuh 2! No!
Nigel tries to reach for his friend but gets pulled back by Abby.
Abby: No! It's too late!
The asparagus sink the ship's engines.
Nigel: Numbuh 2! It's my fault!
Nigel falls over on his rear and weeps into his hands. Alastor grabs him by the shirt collar and slaps Nigel in the face.
Nigel: Ow! Numbuh 6-
Alastor: (German accent) QUIET!
Nigel: Yes ma'am.
Alastor: (German accent) Now, are you gonna veep helplessly zhat an operative is gone, or are you gonna be a man and look past it!
Nigel weeps louder.
Abby: That helped a lot.
Alastor: Least I'm trying something.
Nigel: I sent him down there alone! I should've sent you down there too, Numbuh 6!
Alastor: I'm taking that as an insult.
Nigel: Maybe we can still save him! Open the hatch!
Abby grabs Nigel by the shirt collar.
Abby: Get a hold of yourself!
Alastor: Here I thought that didn't work.
Abby: He's probably swallowed a bushel of asparagus by now.
Wally: I'd love to swallow a bushel of French fries right now. Hey!
Wally points at Kuki.
Wally: Where did you get that cheeseburger?!
Kuki: Cheeseburger? Happy Barbecue Rainbow Monkey needs sunblock.
Kimi: Boss, we physically lost Numbuh 2 and mentally lost Numbuh 4.
Abby: Like he already wasn't mentally lost before.
Wally: Don't you try to keep it all for yourself! Give me. That. Cheeseburger!
Wally runs at Kuki as she screams and runs away. Wally and Kuki engage in a chase while Nigel, Abby, and Alastor watch them run about.
Kuki: No one is eating my Rainbow Monkey! You can eat a-
Nigel: White asparagus!
Kuki: Well, that wasn't what I was thinking but if it'll keep Mr. Crazy Pants away from my Rainbow Monkey then by all means-
A white asparagus monster towers above Kuki and eats her while the remaining operatives hold onto the ship for dear life.
Abby: Numbuh 3!
Wally: The cheeseburger!
Abby: Numbuh 4, that thing just ate Numbuh 3!
Wally: But it didn't get the cheeseburger!
Wally points to Kuki's Rainbow Monkey on a plank of wood.
Wally: Look! Numbuh 3 would want me to have it!
Abby: That's not a cheeseburger, Numbuh 4! Get back here!
Wally starts jumping on the planks of wood, getting closer and closer to the Rainbow Monkey.
Alastor: I'll get him, then give him a good head beating.
Alastor jumps after Wally as Nigel noticed the white asparagus coming closer.
Nigel: Numbuh 4! Numbuh 6! It's coming back!
Wally: It's ok! I can get it!
Alastor: (German accent) Not before I get mein hands on you!
The white asparagus comes closer to Wally's destination.
Wally: Don't worry, I'll share with you guys!
Alastor: (German accent) And I'll share zhe beatings you'll be getting, Nummer vier! (Numbuh 4!)
Wally: I can get it!
Alastor: (German accent) Not if I get you first!
Wally triumphantly holds up the Rainbow Monkey as Kimi holds him up by his collar.
Wally: I got it!
Alastor: (German accent) So did I!
Wally: It's all mine! Foooooood at laaaaaaaast!
Nigel: Numbuh 4! I'm ordering you, get back and save yourself, I thought that was the whole reason you went out with him, Numbuh Si-
The white asparagus comes up and eats Nigel.
Abby: Numbuh 1!
Wally: Eleventy billions of charred meaty goodness, meet my stomach!
Wally almost eats the Rainbow Monkey as the white asparagus beats him to it.
Wally: Hey! Give me back my cheeseburger!
Wally dives in to try and retrieve the toy he mistakenly took as food as Alastor dives in after him.
Wally: Help! I still can't swim!
Alastor comes up and sits Wally on her shoulders.
Wally: Thanks Numbuh 6, I would've drown without you!
Alastor: Don't mention it. Seriously, don't mention this to anyone.
Wally: Why'd you come back for me?
Alastor: Don't you know one of my life rules; a good operative never leaves a man behind.
The white asparagus comes up to the two as Wally hugs Alastor's head.
Wally: I always considered you a great friend Numbuh 6!
Alastor: I always considered you a role model and a brother to me in a way!
Wally: You mean it!
Alastor: Don't push it!
The two get swallowed, leaving only Abby behind.
A/N: Cutting off the scene there for a bit since Alastor kinda got eaten.
Sector V except Abby eat from a big pile of candy, provided by the candy pirates.
Hoagie: Hey Numbuh 5, you should try these caramel cannons!
Wally: So Numbuh 6, did you mean all that stuff you said back before we got eaten?
Alastor: Candy now, questions later.
Small time skip since Alastor is too busy horking down candy to listen to anything going on.

End transmission

Extra scene (A/N: Y'all thought I was going to leave something as important as the beginning of this episode out? Y'all are crazy if you answered yes.)

Alastor: Just trust me, ok, she'll understand.
Alastor knocks on a door as Eunice answers it.
Eunice: Oh Lenore, where have you been? I was getting so-
Eunice looks up as Mr. Wink and Mr. Fibb as gasps while widening her eyes.
Alastor: I think you two have met before.
Mr. Wink: Mom?
Eunice: Oh little Johnny!
Eunice hugs Mr. Wink as Alastor snickers.
Alastor: Little Johnny?!
Alastor's other siblings come to the door to see what the commotion is all about.
Gail: Daddy, it me, Gail!
Mr. Wink picks up Gail.
Mr. Wink: Gail! I haven't seen you since you were a little baby! You've grown so much!
Lee: That's dad? Cool. (A/N: Since Lee and Alastor are related, that means Lee is the son of Mr. Wink.)
Amanda: There's no way that's dad, he doesn't have an odd horns.
Alastor: He had an animal mutation, Demanda.
Amanda: You trying to pick a fight, Leboring!
Mr. Wink: Those have to be Lenore and Amanda, they would fight over the most simplest things.
Eunice: Oh Johnny, I don't suppose we could move in with you, so we could all be a family again? If it's not too much trouble?
Mr. Fibb: That's sounds fine with me, Mr. Wink.
Mr. Wink: As it does to me, Mr. Fibb.
A/N: Before this, the Wehrmacht's lived in a make shift bakery/small house. Now they live in Mr. Wink and Mr. Fibb's house. This house.

And no, their names weren't after Mr

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And no, their names weren't after Mr. Wink's, it's later revealed that Wehrmacht was the mother's last name.

Trivia

- Alastor says that she thought Eunice would be her parents her whole life, meaning that she thought her parents were dead
- Alastor is known to have a deceased parent, in this case it's her mother (was Hoagie's dad confirmed deceased?)
- Considering if the last thing was true about Hoagie, Mr. Wink is the only character known to be widowed (this means that their married partner is deceased)
- Mr. Wink is confirmed Alastor's father in this episode
- Alastor tells Wally, before they get eaten, that she considers him a brother, this is the second time she considers a friend a sibling. The first one is Chad
- Considering how Mr. Wink acted in Operation C.O.W.G.I.R.L., he could've potentially known that Alastor was related to him, considering he knew the basics about her. However, he could've known these due to his wife
- At the beginning, it is revealed the Wehrmacht's bakery is next to Mr. Wink and Mr. Fibb's house. This is the second KND operative that Mr. Wink and Mr. Fibb live next to, the first is Fanny/Numbuh 86
- The life rule Alastor tells Wally is the same one from Operation L.I.C.E.
- Mr. Wink mentions a school when asking about Alastor's hair, this is a reference to her past
- When Sector V is shown to be all sweaty, Alastor's underarms don't have sweat marks, this was not a mistake. Many Koreans are born without the sweat gland genetic in their armpits

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