I'm a what?! - rewrite (HP/Marvel crossover)(Complete)

chapter 4

Bold = actions
normal = speaking
italics = Thoughts
italics and underlined = writing
F/g - when Fred and George are talking at the same time.

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~outside griphook's office just before he comes out~

Fred and George were sitting in the waiting area of gringotts waiting for Harry to come out. Fred was carrying Max in his arms. They wanted to know why he wanted to meet them so badly.

Fred: Do you think Harry is ok, George?

George: I don't know Fred. I hope he is.

Fred: Why don't we ask him out tonight?

George: yeah let's do that

You see Fred and George are bisexual, polyamorous and have been in love with Harry since Harry was in second year and he is going into his 5th year now. They haven't told anyone though because their family are homophobes (well except for Charlie but no one no ones his views)

Max, who is 7 months old, looks at Fred and George. Somehow he Knew they are talking about his mummy

Max: mummy?

Fred: Yes, sweety. We are going to see your mummy.

George: And we are going to ask him out.

Max looks at them confused then giggles at them.

Just then, Griphook walks out of his office and sees Fred, George and max. He walks over them as quickly as he can..

Griphook: Mr Weasley, Mr Weasley could you come with me.

Fred: of

George: course

F/G: griphook.

They follow Griphook into his office. Once there, They see a beautiful girl curled up in the chair carrying into her knees. Griphook quickly shows them Harriet's inheritance test.

As soon as they see the test, they hug Harriet, while being careful of Max who is still in Fred's arms.

George: shhh. It's alright.

Fred: the old goat can't hurt you anymore.

Harriet looks at them. Her eyes were puffy and red from crying but full of hope..

Harriet: Fred? George?

George: yeah it's us

Fred: and max

Harriet: max?

Max: mummy?

Harriet: yeah it's me sweety.

Griphook: Are you alright now?

Harriet nods, slightly and reaches for Max. Fred place's max is harriet's arms

Griphook: let's go over your vaults then I'll get the blocks and spells off of you

Herriet: alright thank you

Griphook gets another piece of paper out that already has writing all over it and growls. The growling makes Harriet flinch so the twins hold her close.

Griphook: Sorry for scaring you, Mx banner but it seems like dumb-as-a-door has been steeling your money and giving them to the Dudley's, the Weasleys (well for except the twins/Charlie) and Harmione Granger.