Fresh New Antivirus

Q & A - 2

10k Q & A

Sorry about the wait, there is a good reason(s).

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Anyway, questions are in chronological order of what was asked.

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NoSleepArtist to Fresh:

Hug broski?

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Fresh spread his arms wide.

"Course Broski! I'd never turn a radical hug down!"

*you got the hug*

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NoSleepArtist to Lust:

Are you gonna adopt my bro fresh? The current caretaker of him is kinda meh-

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"a-adopt!?" Lust looked startled. "wha - what gave you that idea?" He begins to absently fiddle with the fluff on his hoodie, avoiding eye contact awkwardly. "i - i just plan to keep an eye socket on him is all. keep him out of the punch and out of trouble - that kind of thing! that doesn't mean i want to - would he even -?"

Lust sputters, blushing.

"b-besides! i would make a terrible parent. i'll settle for being the eccentric uncle." He took a short breath before continuing calmer. "and if he already has a caretaker, then it wouldn't be right on the grounds of 'kinda meh.'" He shoves his hands in his pocket, eye contact averting even further. "... none of us are perfect, dear. though it is sweet of you to think i could manage it."

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NoSleepArtist to Classic:

You sir are puntastic *hands him the huge ketchup bottle*

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Classic accepted the bottle and raised it in a cheer.

"and you, friend, are punderful ." He chugged half the bottle, then gave a wink. "we should ketchup some time."

He tossed the bottle under his station for latter and started to fan himself with the 'puns here' sign.

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ThatOneGayShipper2 to Lust:

Fresh protection squad bro? If so welcome to the team of The Fresh Bean!

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"th-there's a suad!?" Lust is confused. "thanks for the welcome ...?"

Suddenly there's a gleam in his eye lights as he spots something. He appears a lot less insecure compared to just moments before.

"say ... couldn't help but notice your name~" He tilts his head, twirling the hem of his shirt collar between two phalanges. His jacket slips off one shoulder. "do you prefer shipping with, or without the packaging~?" A wink. "because with a name like that, you can expect same day delivery any day of the week~"

(A/N: ... oh gawd i cringed writing that *flirt)

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ThatOneGayShipper2 to Fresh:

Have you seen any of the bitty Verses Fresh? If you haven't then you should check it out! If you already have seen something of the sort then what would you say is your favorite type of bitty there?

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Fresh chuckled heartily, amused. "Dude, like, I'm one day old! How much do you expect me to have done already, broski?"