Qoutes about anything. And eveything

Funny

I don't know what's more awkward,
Answering dora, or sitting in silence while she stares at you.

Roses are red
Violets are blue
God made me beautiful
But what happened to you.

Roses are red
Violets are blue
He's for me not for you
If by chance you take my place
I'll take my fist and
Smash your face.

I was going to give you a nasty look
But I see you already have one.

Let me drop everything and work on your problem.