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If you can't afford condoms, then you can't afford a child.

Have you ever looked at someone and knew that you were going to hate them.

My cell phone is my watch,camera, flashlight calculator and so much more.

I don't dress up for boys, I dress up to stare at my reflection as I walk by store windows.

It's funny how if you get an A on a test you're grade goes up like 2 percent,but if you get an F on a test, you're grade goes down like the titanic.

Waking up from a power nap and suddenly you have no clue what day, month or year it is.

No I wasn't coping from your test, I was just wondering if our answers had something in common.

Admit it, we all walk a little faster when a white van pulls up near us.

Avoiding eye contact with your teacher and hoping you won't get called.

Using a different word because you can't spell the word that you originally wanted to use.

Some people need to realize that facebook is a social network, not a diary.

Wondering if your adopted because no one in your family looks like you.

Parents: what foreign language are you taking this year? Me: math.

I'm sorry what language are you speaking? It sounds like bullshit.

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