That awkward moment when you see two twins fighting and one of them calls the other ugly.
That awkward moment when you realize that if Taylor swift and Taylor Lautner got married, they would both be Taylor Lautner.
Turning off the lights downstairs and running upstairs so no one kills you.
Looking at your best friend and laughing because you know exactly what there thinking.
A friend would ask your crush if he likes you, a best friend would push you into Him, scream "get some" an run away.
I'm not arguing I'm explaining why I'm right.
Darling, don't flatter yourself, I sent a friends request not a marriage proposal.
The moment when I know the answer, raise my hand, and someone yells out the answer.
*arrives home* ahh good, now I can be ugly in peace.
I'd walk through fire for my best friend. Well, not fire, that would be dangerous. But a super humid room... But not too humid because, you know my hair.
People say everything happens for a reason. So when I punch you in the face, remember I have a reason.
I have watched CSI, NCIS, law and order, and criminal minds. I can kill you 50 ways and still make it look like an accident.
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RandomThe title pretty much says eveything some of the qoutes are really Sad and some are funny
