I get suspicious when I see the " all of the above" option on a test.
The fastest land mammal is the teenager who see mom pulling in the driveway realizes that they forgot to do there chores.
Knowing your family so well, you can tell who's coming down the hallway just by the sound of there footsteps.
The awkward moment when I spell a word so wrong even autocorrect can't figure out what I meant.
Be strong. I whisper to my wifi signal.
I'm jealous of my parents I'll never have kids as cool as there's.
Why do we need school: MUSIC, we have YouTube for that. SPORTS, there's a wii. SPANISH, there's Dora.ENGLISH, everything's shortened anyways( lol, brb, idk). MATH, that's why we have calculators. GEOGRAPHY, I'll buy a globe. HISTORY, they're all dead anyway.
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Qoutes about anything. And eveything
RandomThe title pretty much says eveything some of the qoutes are really Sad and some are funny
